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Clips from Gilmore Girls - The Deer Hunters (S01E01)

"And now I've told you a story that would so mortify her..."
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"- Don't tell her then. It'll be our secret. - I appreciate that."
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"So, are you a B-52's girl?"
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"I hope Rory adjusts to this place. We need her here."
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"Thank you. That's so nice."
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"- Yeah, but... - She's never gotten a D."
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"It's the first paper she's turning in. She's bound to falter a little."
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"I'm sorry if I said something to offend you."
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"No. If Rory got a D, she's not feeling too good right now."
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"So, it was nice meeting you."
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"You, too."
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"- Keep up the good work. - I will."
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"- Don't ever make coffee ever again. - I wont, I promise."
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"Thanks."
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"- Here. - What's that?"
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"Violent pencil-tossing usually signals a need for pie."
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"- I would've brought you a trout. - What?"
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"You raised her. I just serve."
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"Why?"
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"I was there for the..."
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"Parent-teacher meeting. Oh, my God, I forgot."
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"So, I guess you talked to Mr. Medina."
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"Why did you let me whine about ice cream and shoe sales..."
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"when you had something major going on?"
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"I hate when I'm an idiot and don't know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy."
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"To revel in it, take pictures. We've missed a prime Christmas-card opportunity."
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"I'm sorry."
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"You couldn't tell me? You tell me everything."
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"It was too humiliating."
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"I couldn't even say it. I couldn't even comprehend it."
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"- I've never gotten a D. Ever. - I know."
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"Even when I broke my arm and couldn't write for a month..."
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"- That was a different school. - I know. It was Stars Hollow High."
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"So I'm guessing the spelling test didn't go well either?"
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"A D."
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"I suck."
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"You don't suck."
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"But this talk about I suck, I can't do this, and self-pity..."
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"Really? Four months?"
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"Forget about the bike."
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"Listen, a D is one grade. It's not the end of the world."
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"If there's one thing I gave you, it's stubbornness."
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"- I'm not stubborn. - You are."
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"- Thank you. - You're welcome."
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"Now put the D behind you."
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"- It's 20% of my grade. - Just makes life interesting."
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"Now what do we have to do to get you an A on that test?"
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"I bet you $1."
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"Well, you did get a D."
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"Or bends with the remover to remove"
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"It is the star to every wandering bark"
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"You're going down."
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"- Good? - Hot."
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"Wait. I got another one."
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"Wait. I got one more."
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"Is it gonna be like the Scotch tape store?"
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"Look, I've made 40 recipes, okay? 40."
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"And every single time, I come back to the same conclusion."
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"- Yes. - It is."
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"Three weeks ago, a guy comes in here, Lucien Mills..."
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"orders the risotto, doesn't like it."
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"He's a restaurant critic."
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"- I serve a lot of people. - He had a beard, false teeth, or a wig..."
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"or the glasses with the big nose."
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"- May I be fired now? - Absolutely."
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"sitting underneath an air-conditioning vent..."
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"- Published? - 1698."
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"- 1623. Close. - How is 1623 close?"
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"Anything under 100 is close."
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"- What kind of a rule is that? - I'm running the study session here."
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"Go on. I'm listening."
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"The sonnets are 154 poems of 14 lines."
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"- Except? - Except for 126, which is 12 lines."
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"Good."
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"It was satisfying in the moment, though."
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"You're gonna blow that class away tomorrow."
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"What do you say we call it a night and get some beauty sleep?"
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"Mommy can't get up right now."
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"Mommy's been sleeping at a right angle all night."
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"- I'm gonna miss the test! - No, you're not."
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"- I have a meeting at the Inn at 8:00! - Mom!"
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"Take the phone. Take the keys. Go!"
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"Did I leave a set of notes at your house?"
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"- Maybe it's downstairs in the store? - Maybe. I just..."
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"- I just got hit by a deer! - You hit a deer?"
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"Was it a four-way stop?"
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"- What does that matter? - I don't know."
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"- I don't see him. - Put salt down. Deer love salt."
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"- Lane! - Sorry."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Everyone back to your tests."
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"- You've to wait in the library. - What about the test?"
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"We start class promptly at 8:05. That's when I need people in their seats."
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"- Let's discuss this outside. - So, I'm driving, and I get hit by a deer."
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"- You hit a deer? - No, I got hit by a deer."
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"You don't believe me? I've got antler prints on the car."
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"- I know everything about Shakespeare. - You've to calm down now."
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"- I know his birthday, his mother's name... - Loser."
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"And just what is wrong with you?"
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"What's wrong with you..."
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"that you have this need to be the biggest jerk in the world?"
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"Let's go."
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"Make sure that carpet is replaced perfectly before they go."
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"You mean that perfectly. I thought you meant the other perfectly."
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"The one that could be misinterpreted by the other Michel..."
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"I knew it! I found it!"
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"- You found what? - I found his bill!"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Great."
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"In the review, he mentioned a summer tomato salad..."
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"which I only made once in the last three weeks..."
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"because Jackson decides to get in a fistfight with his tomato grower..."
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"because his girlfriend kicked him out."
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"- But she knew that. - Women think they can change men."
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"Yeah."
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"and found a party that had ordered practically everything including..."
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"- The magic risotto. - Yes, the risotto and a Riesling. A Riesling!"
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"Why not drink battery acid?"
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"Exactly. Changes the entire flavor of the dish."
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"The fact that Brian served it..."
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