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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Korean Bookie (S05E05)

"You know what? This is really... it's a serious thing for them to get engaged."
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"I did not ask her directly for the jacket."
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"do you know what that means?"
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"Yes yes, mom, yeah."
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"- Mom says... - I feel like you don't know what it means."
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"You know how you said that you were the smart pig?"
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"- Yeah, the smart pig... exactly, yeah. - That made his house of..."
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"Okay? He watched over them and helped them,"
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"'cause he was a generous pig."
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"Yeah... the pig also didn't come home"
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"( Birds chirping )"
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"Larry: If the jacket were big enough for two people..."
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"- I know. - I would've shared it like the pig did."
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"What pig? I don't know what pig is."
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"You know, "the three little pigs.""
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"One built his house with bricks."
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"When did it happen? In the news?"
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"No, this is a fairy tale."
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"- Not real? - Yeah, it's not real."
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"- Oh. - Yeah."
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"All right, so what... what do I owe you? I owe you money."
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"Can you believe I bet the clippers? What kind of moron am I?"
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"That is your fault, not mine. I said don't, you did it."
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"- Have I ever won on the clippers, huh? - Never, never, mmm-mm."
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"Okay, on Tuesday..."
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"Mmm."
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"- I think, uh... - Yes?"
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"- I think I like the Knicks. - You and I connect."
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"- Yeah? - Huh?"
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"Okay... I don't even have enough cash."
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"- Can I write you a check? - Make it out to cash."
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"All right, come on in for a second. You can come in."
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"- That's something important... - That's what I told him."
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"Hey-hey, look who's here."
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"What kind of thing is that to say?"
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"You'll hurt his feelings."
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"Like he knows what I'm talking about."
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"He knows! You don't call a dog fat."
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"Jeff is a fat fuck. Oscar is just big boned."
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"He's not fat, he's lean. He's just right."
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"What do you feed the dog?"
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"Where do you live?"
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"Uh, around the neighborhood, nearby."
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"big gray house with white columns."
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"- Whi-white columns? - Yeah, can't miss it."
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"It's right on the right side."
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"Um, I'll be right down."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"He's a beautiful dog."
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"I don't get the whole dog thing anyway."
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"It's like having a bum living in your house."
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"When everybody hates me, my dog loves me."
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"Hey, stop the car for a second."
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"- That heineman's car? - Yeah, that's heineman's car."
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"But look..."
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"He never fixed the dent."
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"Remember when I smashed into it?"
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"- He didn't fix it. I gave him a check for $1500. - Wow!"
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"He won't talk to me since his daughter jumped off the chair lift."
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"I'll be right back."
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"- Hello. - Larry."
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"I was driving by the restaurant"
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"you haven't fixed the dent on the car."
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"No, I didn't fix the dent."
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"who needs it for something far more important than fixing a car."
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"- It's a little unethical... - It has nothing to do..."
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"- not to fix the car. - It has nothing to do with ethics."
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"- Good day, Mr. David. - Good day, Mr. heineman."
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"Pfft, boy, that went well."
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"He said he has no intention of getting the car fixed."
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"He gave the money to his daughter, said she needed it."
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"( Cell phone rings )"
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"Hello?"
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"Hey, ask her how the Knicks did. I got $150 on them..."
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"Well, where are you?"
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"Oscar went into the pantry, had three boxes of oreos and now he's gonna die."
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"What?! - he's at the vet. He's gonna die."
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"I don't feed him oreos!"
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"Excuse me? You wouldn't happen to know"
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"the score of the knick game last night?"
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"Oh, the Knicks? Oh, that was a great game."
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"- Went into overtime. - Really?"
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"Yeah, they lost by four."
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"( Larry groaning )"
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"- Oh, honey... - No!"
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"- Oscar's gonna be okay. - Susie: He's sedated."
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"He's gonna be fine. We're going to take him home."
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"- I love that dog. - Oh, Larry..."
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"Oh, Larry."
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"Hey, you got something from Marla,"
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"- to "Larry David." - Marla?"
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"- Yeah. - Really?"
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"Well, give it to me. What are you opening it for?"
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"She's my friend."
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""Hi, Larry, sorry about the jacket, Marla.""
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"What?!"
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"$150!"
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"Wow!"
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"- Boy, you don't see that very often. - What's that?"
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"Well, somebody does something wrong"
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"This is quite a gesture."
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"I had her pegged all wrong, I think."
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"I guess I should keep it, right?"
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"Sometimes you rip up these checks, it screws up the books."
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"- Yeah. - It does, honestly."
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"I'll keep the check."
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"It can really screw up the books, these things."
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"- Well, I-i... - Really nice."
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"I'm impressed that you even realize what a nice gesture that is."
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"I'm apologizing all the time, telling people I'm sorry."
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"I know when I've done something wrong. I'm not afraid to apologize."
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"Most people are not like you."
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""You're special.""
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"You know? Everybody's not like me."
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"- No, they're not, no. - When I do something wrong, I say, "I'm sorry.""
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"It's the big... you know, you give it up."
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"You do something wrong, you say it."
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"That's what she did. That's what that check is about."
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"I know, I know and I-i... listen,"
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"this makes me feel so much better to know how you feel about Marla now."
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