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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Relaxation Integration (S11E11)

"Oh, come on, I want to hear."
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"We don't need GPS."
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"I see why you turned it off."
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"That guy sounds like an idiot."
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"Honey, that's you."
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"Don't be silly. My voice is deep and sonorous."
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"Like a Caucasian James Earl Jones."
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""Luke, I am your father." See?"
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"It is you."
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"I recorded you in your sleep."
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"Oh, look-- a hitchhiker."
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"That's me?"
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"It's you."
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"So you spied on me in my sleep?"
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"Sheldon, I'm sorry."
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"I couldn't help but wonder if it meant something."
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"Well, it doesn't."
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"Are you sure?"
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"I mean, the prefrontal cortex regulates impulse control."
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"So it's plausible"
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"that when we're asleep, aspects of our personality"
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"that we repress might come out."
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"Don't try to put science lipstick on your New Age pig!"
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"just give me one of these."
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"This picture of Galactus eating a planet looks like"
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"(laughing): Oh, yeah, I see it."
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"I'm just saying, you should bow out."
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"Uh, because we all know how this is gonna end."
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"That's what my doctor said, too, but I'm still here."
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"Because you're Indian?"
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"So just 'cause she's brown, you get to date her?"
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"And the next time we meet a woman"
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"Did she say anything when she got home?"
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"Yeah, she said, "Why'd you tell those idiots where I was?"
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"Doesn't this girl get a word in all of this?"
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"Ruchi said she wanted to hang out with both of us."
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"Why don't we just do that?"
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"I know. Laundry on a Wednesday."
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"Why is this sleep-talking thing bothering you anyway?"
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"I don't like the idea"
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"that my mind might be keeping an entire personality from me."
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"Dr. Jekyll's other personality was Mr. Hyde."
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"Mr. Hyde."
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"I mean, it is a big change,"
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"and you're not good with little changes."
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"You name one little change I was upset with."
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"That is not the rainbow I grew up tasting."
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"Is it possible"
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"that the sleep-talking is a part of your brain"
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"that's telling you everything's gonna be okay"
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"and you just need to relax a little?"
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"So you're proposing that the self is an illusion,"
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"of consciousness that are communicating with one another?"
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"In laymen's terms, yeah."
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"So you don't believe there's a Cartesian self"
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"that underlies the flux of experience?"
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"Okay. Well, assuming you're right,"
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"what would you suggest I do?"
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"see if it makes your life any better."
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"Um, you can learn to meditate, take a yoga class."
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"Oh. You know, I have always been intrigued by flip-flops."
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"The official footwear of the laid-back fellow."
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"Okay, sure. Of course if my feet"
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"are gonna be exposed, I'll need to update my tetanus booster."
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"Ooh!"
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"Here you go."
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"It's too bad Stuart couldn't make it. He seemed fun."
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"Not to say that I don't worry about him."
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"You know what?"
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"Hey, guys."
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"Mm. I believe that."
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"I can't believe you went behind my back!"
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"L-Look, Ruchi and I are really hitting it off."
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"So what's going on?"
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"Oh, you just missed Stuart's funny story"
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"about the fungus he can't get rid of."
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"so he could be alone with you."
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"Really?"
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"That's a little weird."
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"Look, guys, I'm not interested in dating anyone right now."
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"Yeah, I totally understand."
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"But if you were gonna date someone,"
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"would it be me or Stuart?"
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"Uh, uh, uh, uh, Ruchi, I'm sorry."
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"And the fungus is under the toenail."
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"Oh, my God, what happened?!"
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"After I got the flip-flops,"
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"I realized that the tops of my feet were exposed, so, um,"
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"which caused my feet to become slippery."
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"And predictably, one of them fell off"
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"and went down a sewer grate."
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"instead of getting upset, I just reached down to grab it."
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"That's when I touched something furry..."
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"...which I'm telling myself was a damp toupee."
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"on my remaining flip-flop."
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"So, I-I finally came upon a bus bench"
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"where I sat and removed one of my shirts"
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"Not a waterproof shoe."
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"The ankle-deep puddle of warm apple juice."
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"What happened to your other flip-flop?"
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"Oh, well, that involves"
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"Yes. I want you to be in charge of our wedding."
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"Just you tell me where and when,"
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"That last part is non-negotiable."
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"Are you sure that's what you want?"
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"I love you. I love you, too."
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"I-I've dreamed of a June wedding,"
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"maybe on a cliff overlooking the ocean at sunset."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go clean up."
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"I know what I'll be using that cliff for."
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"Let's take roll."
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"Science Sheldon?"
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"Present."
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"Howdy."
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"Fanboy Sheldon?"
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"Germaphobe Sheldon?"
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"Not the time, Humorous Sheldon!"
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"Okay, new business."
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"Do we grant Laid-Back Sheldon a seat on the council?"
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"Hey, whatever you guys want."
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