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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Cooper Extraction (S07E07)

"Not exactly."
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"What do you mean, "not exactly"?"
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"Well, things would be a little different."
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"I'm starving!"
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"The neighbors know you're starving."
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"There's starving people in Africa who know you're starving!"
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"That's it?! There's not enough food!"
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"You didn't let me finish."
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"You're a good boy, Howard!"
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"This guy wanted a place of his own"
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"because he was sure he was gonna be a ladies' man."
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"Coming."
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"Hang on."
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"Why would I be fat?"
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"you'd try to fill the void with food,"
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"Why can't you be fat, too?"
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"I think there's still half a cake from breakfast."
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"No, there's not."
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"Hey, guys."
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"I..."
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"Yeah, but why are you fat?"
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"'Cause Leonard was fat."
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"You can say "better." Sheldon can't hear you."
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"I don't know."
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"♪ Happy birthday to me"
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"♪ Happy birthday to me ♪"
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"♪ Happy birthday to me."
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"How's it going, Sheldon?"
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"That's it."
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"Congrats. Aw. - Yay."
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"I wasn't sure I was gonna to make it."
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"But my mother gave me some ice chips,"
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"my sister told me to breathe."
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""if you can make it through the Green Lantern movie,"
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"you can make it through this.""
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"That baby is so irritating."
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"He has literally been crying his entire life."
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"Why?"
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"had an intelligent role model growing up,"
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"and now you can be one for your nephew."
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"Ugh, all right, I'll go."
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"But from what I've seen, his attention span"
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"is as limited as his bladder control."
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"You actually got him to do it."
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"Yeah, you keep saying"
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"how much Sheldon has affected all of us,"
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"If that were true,"
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"I wouldn't still be living alone."
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"Well, not exactly alone."
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"I do have a 50 pound sack of rice"
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"with one of Sheldon's T-shirts on it."
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"I'm telling you, Sheldon cares for you more than you think."
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"I wish I could believe you."
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"Hang on, I'm gonna give you a little"
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"I'm gonna show you something, but if you ever told Sheldon"
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"he'd probably never speak to me again."
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"So, if you want to tell him, that's fine."
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"He is so into me."
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"Wait, wait,"
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"Oh, well, it's you, Swamp Thing,"
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"Stephen Hawking, Spider-Man..."
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"And I'm the hottest one."
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"Who's that?"
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"Oh, Madame C."
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"That's fine, she's dead."
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"Me, too."
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"To quote Han Solo, "I know"""
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"Did you miss me?"
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"Oh."
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"Or instead of me."
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"Did you hold the baby?"
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"I did."
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"How did it make you feel?"
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"Looking into the blank, innocent eyes"
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"anything I was saying?"
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"Basically just another day at the office."
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"I'm gonna do it."
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"Yeah, and chocolate milk is gonna squirt out of my nipples."
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"Put up or shut up. You make it, I'll drink it."
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"You guys need anything else? Uh,"
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"your phone number and one more cheesecake."
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"In fact, there he is now."
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"I cannot walk into that E.R."
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"♪ We built the Wall ♪ We built the pyramids ♪"
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"Wait, so Star Wars and Star Trek characters"
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"I've never done this before."
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"Your sister's fully dilated"
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"What do you think?"
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"I could have picked her up."
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"Okay, sweetie, let me tell you"
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"Maybe this time he's going to do it."
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"Excuse me."
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"I was wondering-- if you're not too busy--"
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"here comes the happy train."
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"Hang on."
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"Why? Because I know exactly"
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"Hey, babe."
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"Hey, he may be an idiot, but at least"
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"I've seen things."
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"Listen to me."
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"Doesn't matter."
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"I took advantage of the vague request"
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"a pretty serious relationship with his mom."
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"Howard, where's my lunch?!"
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"I know you're starving."
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"Stuart. Stuart."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Oh no, no, I'm not going back in there."
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"Come on, Sheldon, you should go."
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"but you've clearly had an impact on him."
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"Look."
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"is holding strong at zero dollars. Ah."
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"Although you said 7:00"
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"into an amniotic Slip 'n Slide."
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"at The Cheesecake Factory,"
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"No, it's not."
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"of a creature that couldn't begin to comprehend"
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"Yeah. And last night."
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"And turn the bedroom floor"
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"A mop."
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