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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis (S05E05)

"There is no such thing as bird law. Yes, there is!"
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"I got great news, guys. Frank's got news?"
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"I bought this as an investment. I bought it on the cheap."
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"Now is the time to invest because all the prices are low."
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"Making some money! That's exciting."
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"No. I'm not pregnant. I..."
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"I answered an ad for a couple who wants a surrogate."
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"H-Hold it. I am not spending money on another little bastard."
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"Well, no. It's just that's huge news, so I figured you guys might want to know."
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"Um, any- any family history of mental illness?"
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"Uh, well, my brother's a dick, if that counts."
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"It's just a joke though, Sean. So, the next one?"
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"Is there any health problems we should know about?"
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"Right?"
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"But I think the easiest thing, really, is to just go get the deed."
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"No. Don't do that. We'll- Honey, do we have a suit that she can borrow?"
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"And a-one, and a-two, and a-three..."
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"Has 90 days to vacate. Deadbeats."
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"What do you got there? Let me handle this, Frank. It's not bull bird."
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"Okay. We're all hungry. We're gonna get to our hot plates soon enough."
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"I-I'm gonna- We're gonna-"
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"What do Realtors do anyway? They pop on a blazer."
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"Absolutely. I'm thinking we do like a classic good Realtor-bad Realtor dynamic."
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"I like the Honey and Vinegar. I like what I'm hearing, boys."
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"He totally besmirched me today, and I demand satisfaction from him."
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"No, Mac. Be serious, okay?"
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"'Cause it's an old book, okay?"
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"I'm living the high life. So suck on that, white stains."
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"The house looks nice. The house looks nice. It does look nice."
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"They're probably at the dog track getting wasted. Dude, eat my boogers."
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"What the hell's going on out here?"
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"Okay. Oh! Good."
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"- Oh, I'm sorry, buddy. Is this house too big for you? - Now, Vic."
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"Just a second, Hugh. Why don't you ask your wife what she needs, pal?"
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"I want this to be a good experience for you. Okay? I'll tell you what, buddy."
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"It's just his passion for quality real estate that makes him so intense."
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"- You're driven by the thrill of the sale. - You know what I'm thinking?"
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"Okay. Jesus Christ. All right. I'll get on it."
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"Yeah, so we both have busy schedules, so I'll make this quick."
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"I shan't mince words with you for long."
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"- Right. - So let's rethink some things."
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"Hmm. And we'll call it even,"
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"I mean, that's the law. Yup."
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"Anyway, great! This is settled."
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"We're looking for Deandra Reynolds. Oh, there she is."
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"Oh, hey! Oh, you guys!"
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"What the hell are you guys doing here? Do not ruin this for me!"
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"Why would I want you to drive up the price of my womb?"
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"We get the house, you get a higher price for that kid you're crapping out. Everybody wins."
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"You need to generate power to accept it."
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"Okay, that's it. You all are crazy, and I'm asking you to leave."
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"- This is a very inviting pool. - You heard the guy! You heard him!"
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"But what about the baby?"
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"Oh, yeah! Cannonball!"
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"Come on in, Dee. Chicken fight! Chicken fight!"
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"Stop it. All right. You're getting hung up on "can't.""
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"And I'm not saying that you can't. I'm saying that it is illegal."
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"No, it is not illegal! Dude."
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"Says the guy who knows nothing about the law!"
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"It's no different than having a parrot, or a parakeet. It's a bird, bro."
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"You really can't, and I'm not saying I agree with it."
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"It's just that bird law in this country- it's not governed by reason."
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"Hummingbirds are illegal tender. I'm gonna get one."
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"You cannot. To spite you, I'm gonna get one."
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"Hello? Where are we with gulls?"
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"But you do not want to live with a seabird, 'cause the noise level alone on those things..."
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"Have you ever heard a gull up close? It's gonna blast your eardrums out, dude."
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"You guys, I'm serious! I have huge news here!"
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"The principle is that you can have any bird that- Yo!"
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"Frank's got news? News, news, news, news!"
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"News, news, news, news, news, news, news, news!"
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"I just bought a house at a foreclosure auction."
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"Holy shit! That's amazing."
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"- Now hang on. You're not moving out, are you? - No, no, no, no."
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"Ah, you might've missed the boat on that, Frank. Not the best time to invest."
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"I beg to differ with you."
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"As soon as the market turns around, I'm gonna make a boatload."
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"Frank's talking about flipping the house. Flip the house!"
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"I'm having a baby!"
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"Do yourself a favor and flush it out."
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"No. That's not- "Flush it out"?"
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"See, people who can't have kids are willing to pay a shitload of money to people like myself,"
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"who can carry it for them."
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"Wait. What's going on? You're carrying someone's baby somewhere?"
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"- I did that already, twice. - Come on."
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"No. They're keeping the baby. It's their baby. How are you guys not understanding this?"
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"Uh, Dee, before you continue this babbling,"
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"does your thing involve us in any way,"
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"or are you just kind of- at us?"
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"It doesn't matter. Let's just talk about the house! Let's talk about the house!"
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"Now, we could take the house idea and the baby idea and merge the two things."
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"It just feels muddy though. Let's just stick with one. It's cleaner, right?"
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"- It could be an interesting- - House."
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"But I'm just saying that if- House."
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"I don't know exactly how we would take the two ideas and put them together."
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"House! But I think if we came up with something..."
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"House! House! House!"
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"Just the house thing? House! House! House! House!"
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"House, house, house, house, house, house, house, house, house, house!"
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"Flush, flush, flush!"
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"Deandra? Thank you so much for responding to our ad in the paper."
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"You're welcome. We've had so many letdowns going through the agency."
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"Yeah. We thought we'd just try to find a surrogate by ourselves."
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"I just feel really honored to be able to provide a service for a lovely couple like yourselves."
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"Good. Thank you. Yeah."
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"We just had a couple questions we'd like to ask you. Shoot."
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"Honey, why don't you- Okay. So- Sorry."
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"But do you have any history with drugs or alcohol?"
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"Never. Neither. That's great."
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"I don't- I don't think so."
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"And- And- Okay. So what about your medical history?"
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"Kate, I'm gonna be honest with you."
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"I have never had a health problem in my entire life."
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"Wow."
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"Clean as a whistle. That's amazing."
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"- Down here, up here, wherever. - This is all great news. I mean..."
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"Isn't it? Yes, it really is."
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"Okay, great. So let's talk turkey. And by that, I mean money."
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"Oh. We just thought we'd pay the standard rate of $20,000."
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"20,000. Okay. Yeah."
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