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Clips from Peacemaker (2022) - Best Friends, For Never (S01E01)

"and we're taking down the notorious butterflies. My beard's real.""
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"Are you fucking stupid?"
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"Sounds more plausible than I wish it did."
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"What? I don't even like when my balls are in somebody's mouth, okay?"
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"It gives me the wrong type of chills."
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"And all I can think about is how long it's been"
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"since I've gotten checked for testicular cancer."
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"Too long!"
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"Don't call me that!"
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"PEACEMAKER: Okay, fuck! Come on, bro. What the fuck?"
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"MURN: I don't think it's any of us."
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"Well, then why did Sturphausen try to kill Peacemaker?"
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"Maybe she brought him back to her apartment for the purpose he thought she did."
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"But why would she decide after they hooked up that she needed to kill him?"
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"-Oh, shit. -MURN: What?"
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"(TOILET FLUSHES)"
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"♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
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"I gotta brush my teeth."
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"Cool."
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"You left the dossier of the person"
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"you're supposed to contract kill for the government"
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"in the apartment of some rando who blew you?"
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"She's not some rando who blew me, man. We fully fucked."
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"I thought it'd be safer on me than in the car unattended."
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"What was I supposed to do? (SCOFFS)"
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"-Drop it off at home first? -Yes!"
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"You don't understand what we're up against here, Smith."
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"The fate of the country depends on this mission!"
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"Nobody's even told me what a fucking butterfly is!"
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"Murn."
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"Yes."
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"-(PEACEMAKER SIGHS) -MURN: Uh-huh."
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"You don't think that chick left any monster STDs on my dick, do you?"
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"Wait, is being a butterfly like a venereal disease of some type?"
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"Fuck, am I gonna become one? Am I a fucking dick vampire now?"
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"When were you gonna tell us there were witnesses?"
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"I did kidnap a couple for a minute."
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"Evan and Amber Calcaterra. Can you take care of 'em?"
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"You want me to "take care of 'em" like..."
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"-(IMITATES GUN) -No, just--"
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"just convince them not to finger Peacemaker."
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"(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) More like, um..."
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"I have no clue what that is. Why are we playing charades?"
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"(WHISPERING) 'Cause I don't want to say it out loud."
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"I still don't know what that is."
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"-Leota. -(SIGHS) Bribery?"
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"Yes, please. Go do it. Now."
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"I need Harcourt and Economos here. Otherwise, I'd send them."
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"Be straight with me, man."
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"No, you're not a dick vampire, you're just a dick."
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"-♪ (SUBDUED MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)"
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"NEIGHBOR 2: Shut up!"
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"(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)"
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"(SOBS)"
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"(SOBS)"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"(SNIFFLES)"
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"And Dye-beard could be your friend,"
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"'cause you're a fucking dick."
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"Peacemaker... (COUGHS) ...what a joke."
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"-VIGILANTE: Buddy? -What the fuck?"
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"Hey! What the fuck are you doing, you... fucking stalker?"
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"and jerking off right now? Is your dick out?"
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"I'm not gonna fucking look, oldest trick in the book."
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"I look and you're fucking rock-hard,"
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"and you throw jizz at my face. No fucking way!"
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"VIGILANTE: What? No, dude, my dick is not out."
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"Is that what you get off on, me seeing your fucking dick?"
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"Louis C.K. piece of shit!"
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"VIGILANTE: Louis C.K. said that? I'll fucking kill that guy!"
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"No, he didn't say it. You, you're like Louis C.K."
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"(HESITATES) You-- you show people your dick."
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"VIGILANTE: What does that have to do with Louis C.K.'s comedy specials?"
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"I didn't say shit about his comedy specials."
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"What the fuck, man?"
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"Louis C.K., how he showed people his dick, he, himself."
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"VIGILANTE: Because he's a ginger?"
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"A fucking-- What?"
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"I'm just trying to figure out the connection."
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"Dude, Louis C.K. showed people his dick, all right?"
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"Jesus, man! Do you read the news?"
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"VIGILANTE: (SCOFFS) No. What for? It's depressing."
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"Look, hey, I'm begging you. Will you please,"
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"please just look at my crotch. Come on."
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"VIGILANTE: See? Can you see that?"
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"Why the fuck don't you use the front door like a normal person?"
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"VIGILANTE: Well, I saw a light on in here,"
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"and I thought someone was creeping around."
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"-(SIGHS) -VIGILANTE: Why are you crying?"
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"I'm fucking doing face muscle exercises."
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"I'm exercising the muscles in my face,"
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"making my face... more muscular."
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"I can tell... (SCOFFS) ...under your mask,"
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"your face is skinny as shit."
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"You don't do these exercises for your face."
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"Some of them look like crying. They're not crying."
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"VIGILANTE: Well, can you maybe teach 'em to me?"
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"(SCOFFS) Yes."
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"Mr. and Mrs. Calcaterra,"
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"I'm gonna ask you some questions."
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"Evan, I can open the door myself."
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"-Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Calcaterra. -Yeah?"
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"LEOTA: Uh, I was just wondering if you would, um,"
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"answer a few questions for me."
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"We're on the way to, uh, the station now"
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"to look at mugshots."
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"Yeah, well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about."
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"Firstly, I'm wondering whether you saw the guy"
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"in your apartment that you think you saw,"
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"or did you maybe see another guy that you actually didn't see"
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"but you think you did?"
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"And secondly,"
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"I'm wondering if you've ever had an all-expenses-paid trip"
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"to the beautiful Lake Tahoe, Nevada?"
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"Are you trying to fucking bribe us?"
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"No."
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"Oh. I was hoping you were trying to bribe us."
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"Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to bribe you."
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"VIGILANTE: You need some help cleaning up?"
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"(SIGHS) I guess."
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