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Clips from Real Genius

Movies 1985 108 min ★ 6.9/10 (41,985 ratings) 1,002 clips
Sci-Fi Romance Comedy

Credits

Crossbow, this is Watchdog. Confirm transmissions.
"Crossbow, this is Watchdog. Confirm transmissions."
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Watchdog, this is Crossbow. Confirm we are go for arm.
"Watchdog, this is Crossbow. Confirm we are go for arm."
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Affirmative, Crossbow.
"Affirmative, Crossbow."
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Select electrics to max, vents to open, and systems to onboard.
"Select electrics to max, vents to open, and systems to onboard."
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- Roger. Crossbow is armed. - Roger.
"- Roger. Crossbow is armed. - Roger."
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Moving Target Indicator, engaged.
"Moving Target Indicator, engaged."
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Scanner on.
"Scanner on."
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Target locked. Tracking locked.
"Target locked. Tracking locked."
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The Crossbow Project.
"The Crossbow Project."
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- Outstanding, Crossbow. - Just like shooting ducks in a barrel.
"- Outstanding, Crossbow. - Just like shooting ducks in a barrel."
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Our scientists are turning an engineering dream...
"Our scientists are turning an engineering dream..."
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...into an effective reality. - All we have to do is build it.
"...into an effective reality. - All we have to do is build it."
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- Nice weapon, isn't it? - What did you think, Roy?
"- Nice weapon, isn't it? - What did you think, Roy?"
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I think there weren't enough girls in it.
"I think there weren't enough girls in it."
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...and B-1 modifications for aerial launch.
"...and B-1 modifications for aerial launch."
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They do need to know. You're gonna cause an escalation.
"They do need to know. You're gonna cause an escalation."
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Our studies indicate this weapon is useless in warfare.
"Our studies indicate this weapon is useless in warfare."
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It's not for war. It's a peacetime weapon. That's why it's secret.
"It's not for war. It's a peacetime weapon. That's why it's secret."
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- So it's both immoral and unethical? - Yes.
"- So it's both immoral and unethical? - Yes."
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- Am I making myself clear? - Clear as vodka.
"- Am I making myself clear? - Clear as vodka."
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Tell Dr. Hathaway to get on the stick.
"Tell Dr. Hathaway to get on the stick."
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- I'm gonna have to push harder. - As long as we have a weapon by June.
"- I'm gonna have to push harder. - As long as we have a weapon by June."
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- I'm gonna ask for a reassignment. - I'm sorry to hear that, George.
"- I'm gonna ask for a reassignment. - I'm sorry to hear that, George."
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I urge you to stop.
"I urge you to stop."
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Thanks for your input. Sorry you won't be on the team.
"Thanks for your input. Sorry you won't be on the team."
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- I just loved your television show. - Thank you. That's very kind of you.
"- I just loved your television show. - Thank you. That's very kind of you."
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- What is Mr. Einstein really like? - Dead.
"- What is Mr. Einstein really like? - Dead."
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So this is coherent light.
"So this is coherent light."
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- Oh, so it talks, right? - No.
"- Oh, so it talks, right? - No."
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- Dr. Hathaway, what a surprise! - How are you?
"- Dr. Hathaway, what a surprise! - How are you?"
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Is something wrong with the test scores? If there is, it's because...
"Is something wrong with the test scores? If there is, it's because..."
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I got word from admissions. Mitch is in at Pacific Tech.
"I got word from admissions. Mitch is in at Pacific Tech."
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- Wonderful! - Way to go!
"- Wonderful! - Way to go!"
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- How you doing? - Fine.
"- How you doing? - Fine."
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- Nice display here. - Thanks.
"- Nice display here. - Thanks."
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It's a flash lamp ultraviolet laser at 342 nanometres.
"It's a flash lamp ultraviolet laser at 342 nanometres."
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This is molecular iodine. This laser doesn't suffer from recombination.
"This is molecular iodine. This laser doesn't suffer from recombination."
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He's the first student we've accepted for winter term.
"He's the first student we've accepted for winter term."
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He cracked under the pressure...
"He cracked under the pressure..."
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He's 15. There won't be any problem.
"He's 15. There won't be any problem."
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...we give him the chance to fill a greater portion of his potential.
"...we give him the chance to fill a greater portion of his potential."
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- And I've got a question. - Yes?
"- And I've got a question. - Yes?"
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- Is that your real hair? - Yeah?
"- Is that your real hair? - Yeah?"
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- Tell me, is Mitch adopted? - Why, no!
"- Tell me, is Mitch adopted? - Why, no!"
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I need something to eat. Come on.
"I need something to eat. Come on."
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They're okay. Sometimes they don't know what I'm talking about.
"They're okay. Sometimes they don't know what I'm talking about."
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I'm sure about that. Tell me, are you gonna miss your friends?
"I'm sure about that. Tell me, are you gonna miss your friends?"
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- No, I think I intimidate other kids. - Good boy.
"- No, I think I intimidate other kids. - Good boy."
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Understand, compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot.
"Understand, compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot."
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We're different from most people. Better. I'm...
"We're different from most people. Better. I'm..."
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- There you are, doctor! - Hi. Yes, one second.
"- There you are, doctor! - Hi. Yes, one second."
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...the second time for a freshman. - The first was Chris Knight, right?
"...the second time for a freshman. - The first was Chris Knight, right?"
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- You've heard of him? - He's a physics legend.
"- You've heard of him? - He's a physics legend."
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- We have a physical plant here. - You have a Jacuzzi?
"- We have a physical plant here. - You have a Jacuzzi?"
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- Absolutely. - Good.
"- Absolutely. - Good."
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- He designed our new Telcom satellite. - It's an honour to meet you.
"- He designed our new Telcom satellite. - It's an honour to meet you."
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Telcom.
"Telcom."
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The satellite raining debris all over Europe?
"The satellite raining debris all over Europe?"
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If I wear it anywhere else, it chafes.
"If I wear it anywhere else, it chafes."
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I'm sorry. I didn't want you to think I was stuffy.
"I'm sorry. I didn't want you to think I was stuffy."
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- You are Chris Knight? - I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.
"- You are Chris Knight? - I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear."
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It's a joke! I get it! Funny!
"It's a joke! I get it! Funny!"
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We try to be. Isn't that right, Mike?
"We try to be. Isn't that right, Mike?"
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Sherry's gonna show you around. Ask questions about benefits, dress codes.
"Sherry's gonna show you around. Ask questions about benefits, dress codes."
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Take care of him. He's one of the ten finest minds in the country!
"Take care of him. He's one of the ten finest minds in the country!"
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Someday I hope to be two of them.
"Someday I hope to be two of them."
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- You are beautiful. - Thanks.
"- You are beautiful. - Thanks."
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- Really? - You'll be eight.
"- Really? - You'll be eight."
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Professor Hostetler was number six.
"Professor Hostetler was number six."
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Old Professor Hostetler? Isn't he dead?
"Old Professor Hostetler? Isn't he dead?"
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Hello. I'm looking for the Freshman Tea?
"Hello. I'm looking for the Freshman Tea?"
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- I don't think so. - Gene.
"- I don't think so. - Gene."
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- A bit of advice. - Oh, thank you.
"- A bit of advice. - Oh, thank you."
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Always...
"Always..."
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I better be going. Sorry.
"I better be going. Sorry."
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Hello?
"Hello?"
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Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself?
"Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself?"
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I can't figure out how to keep change in my pocket.
"I can't figure out how to keep change in my pocket."
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- You didn't straighten up? - No.
"- You didn't straighten up? - No."
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Good. All my filth is in alphabetical order. This was under "H" for toy.
"Good. All my filth is in alphabetical order. This was under "H" for toy."
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What is that?
"What is that?"
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It's a penis stretcher.
"It's a penis stretcher."
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- Wanna try it? - No!
"- Wanna try it? - No!"
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I'm kidding. It's another diversion in an attempt to avoid responsibility.
"I'm kidding. It's another diversion in an attempt to avoid responsibility."
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I've been missing me, so I asked if I could room with me again.
"I've been missing me, so I asked if I could room with me again."
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- Oh, no. - Oh, yes. Duck again!
"- Oh, no. - Oh, yes. Duck again!"
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Oh, my God! It's heading for the gas tanks. Duck!
"Oh, my God! It's heading for the gas tanks. Duck!"
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- We're falling behind. - We're not making sandwiches.
"- We're falling behind. - We're not making sandwiches."
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Are you crazy? You could have killed us!
"Are you crazy? You could have killed us!"
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I cannot be seen with you.
"I cannot be seen with you."
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But since I'm driving, shouldn't you be hiding?
"But since I'm driving, shouldn't you be hiding?"
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He saw me.
"He saw me."
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You can't dictate innovation, Don.
"You can't dictate innovation, Don."
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- You know the money for development? - Yes.
"- You know the money for development? - Yes."
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When a project gets cut off, the finance boys always run an audit.
"When a project gets cut off, the finance boys always run an audit."
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I see.
"I see."
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Having a little work done on the old place, Jer? Fraud is a felony.
"Having a little work done on the old place, Jer? Fraud is a felony."
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That's what you get for not having an education.
"That's what you get for not having an education."
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Get out of here! Go on! Get out!
"Get out of here! Go on! Get out!"
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- Got it! - Yeah!
"- Got it! - Yeah!"
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- Hey! - Yes?
"- Hey! - Yes?"
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- Put down the sandwiches and go. - Me?
"- Put down the sandwiches and go. - Me?"
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- No. Sandwiches. - What good are you?
"- No. Sandwiches. - What good are you?"
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- What will we eat? - Are you from the restaurant?
"- What will we eat? - Are you from the restaurant?"
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No! I'm Mitch Taylor. I'm a student. Dr. Hathaway told me to come up here.
"No! I'm Mitch Taylor. I'm a student. Dr. Hathaway told me to come up here."
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So you're the new stud, are you?
"So you're the new stud, are you?"
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- You're 12, right? - I'm 15. Are you expecting him...?
"- You're 12, right? - I'm 15. Are you expecting him...?"
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- A balloon? - I'm supposed to check over your work.
"- A balloon? - I'm supposed to check over your work."
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- For what? - Mistakes, I guess.
"- For what? - Mistakes, I guess."
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- He said you guys were stuck. - No! Let's get something clear here.
"- He said you guys were stuck. - No! Let's get something clear here."
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Okay, when Jerry's not here, you do what I say.
"Okay, when Jerry's not here, you do what I say."
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It goes from God to Jerry to me. Get it?
"It goes from God to Jerry to me. Get it?"
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Hello, Jerry.
"Hello, Jerry."
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How you doing, Mitch? I'm sure you'll all be friends.
"How you doing, Mitch? I'm sure you'll all be friends."
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- We're on our way. - Good.
"- We're on our way. - Good."
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His ideas are the most original I've seen.
"His ideas are the most original I've seen."
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- So Mitch is in charge of the group. - Really, Jerry?
"- So Mitch is in charge of the group. - Really, Jerry?"
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- Where is Knight? - He didn't bother to come in today.
"- Where is Knight? - He didn't bother to come in today."
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- Yes? - He said he didn't feel like it.
"- Yes? - He said he didn't feel like it."
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- Great. You're not stuttering. - I give myself shock treatments.
"- Great. You're not stuttering. - I give myself shock treatments."
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