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Clips from Close Enough (2020) - So Long Boys/Clap Like This (S01E01)

"[ Exhales deeply ] Sorry I'm late."
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"[ Gargling ] I hear the napkin is to hide your face"
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"so God can't judge you."
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"We kind of need you around."
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"Spare parts."
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"What? You know I'm insecure about my feet."
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"Hey! Plugger-Inners!"
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"Start it up, Janet!"
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"[ Whirring up ]"
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"Excellent! The more the merrier!"
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"What were you doing here in the first place?"
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"I don't get it. Why do you need a side job"
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"when you just sold "Clap Like This""
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"so that you and Candice wouldn't find out."
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"♪♪"
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"And...clap!"
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"♪♪"
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"Bitch."
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"♪♪"
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"[ Both grunting ]"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Horror movie music plays ]"
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"Ohh. How did this happen?"
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"You know how this happened!"
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"What are they doing?"
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"We're just doing our taxes, sweetie!"
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"Stupid taxes!"
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"I mean, just because we have no money"
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"and we live with a divorced couple in a cramped apartment,"
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"There are plenty of video games in the world already."
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"[ Thunder cracks ] The Octomom! I will cut you!"
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"Okay. Let's take a deep breath."
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"No matter what happens, we'll be fine."
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"[ Thunder cracks ]"
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"Oh, thank God. Whoa. Whoa."
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"We're not having a baby. No, no, no. No."
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"From now on, we're super careful."
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"♪♪"
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"I would never let anyone touch my junk."
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"Oh, I walked right into that burn."
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"I had a vasectomy last year"
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"for birth control."
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"in L.A. who isn't a total nutjob."
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"to have us overpopulate the United States for tax revenue."
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"All I can say is that when we thought"
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"He's never like that. [ Chugging ]"
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"How did Candice take it?"
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"We sort of didn't tell her."
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"Ugh, what even is a vasectomy party,"
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"and why can't I go to it?"
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"Honey, no one would have a party for that."
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"What is wrong with people?"
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"Well, time to go."
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"Do you still feel good about it?"
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"We weighed all the pros and cons."
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"♪♪"
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"Wow. I've never seen you this responsible before."
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"It's kind of sexy."
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"Responsible and sexy. It's the new me."
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"I love our family."
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"I also love our family."
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"Yeah. Call me after."
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"Ahhhh, the Calabasas Urology Center."
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"Before the old vasectomy,"
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"I'd make a lot of "deposits" here. Haha."
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"where you tell me everything."
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"It's very rare for a man of your age to be this sure,"
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"but your wife probably made you, right?"
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"No. It was my choice. Weird."
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"No, the process is completely automated with AI."
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"Top-of-the-line robots from Boston!"
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"Now, imagine these grapes are your testes."
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"And this little guy over here is your vas deferens."
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"You know, we have a protocol"
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"for nervous patients like you."
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"[ Carnival music plays ]"
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"I can't believe Candice used to fit in these."
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"Did we just make the hastiest decision ever?"
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"And I'm not saying it 'cause you're "Mexican,""
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"You can say something about Japanese people if you want."
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"Wait... you have the keys, right?"
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"[ Crying ]"
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"Do you think I rushed into this?"
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"Eh, no more than usual."
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"[ Baby crying ]"
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"Did you know the average baby goes through"
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"With that money, you could've bought one of these."
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"[ Engine revs ]"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Snarls ]"
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"Say goodbye to your sleep!"
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"[ Both scream ]"
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"Stop! It's only danger ahead!"
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"Dr. Ferguson: And, you know, those little bundles of joy"
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"Owww, stop it! I'm telling Dad!"
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"I ate too much pizza."
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"All kids get sick. You just clean it up."
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"Pretty terrifying journey, right?"
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"Now, how about your pubic area?"
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"Do you want it shaved clean"
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"Also, for an extra $50, I can make a custom design!"
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"[ Chuckles nervously ] Uh...you know what?"
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"I -- I just want to call my wife one more time."
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"Damn it. Of course you can't get a good connection"
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"at a vasectomy clinic."
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"but seeing a brother and sister together"
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"Ahhhhh! Please don't murder us!"
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"Huh? Huh?"
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"[ Crying ] It's like her whole childhood"
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"is in these boxes."
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"What if I'm not ready to tape up boxes?"
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"I gotta get to that clinic!"
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"Is this gonna take much longer?"
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"so I don't know."
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"-Close the door! -You guys are real?"
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"to pursue a career in poppin' and lockin'."
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"But now we can't pop and lock"
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