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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - The Plant (S05E05)

"Heartblaster Energy Drink at a Third Eye Blind concert."
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"I mean, if you're looking to pay some guy to lie"
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"about how great this motel is,"
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"I'm happy to step in."
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"- Do we need Roland? - Stevie!"
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"You can be the plant."
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"You look like someone who just wandered in off the road."
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"Thanks."
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"And Johnny can be our Manager."
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"Okay, first of all, you've gotta stop"
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"with the Johnny business, okay?"
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"Okay, well, you should probably start"
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"getting into character, then. Okay, thanks."
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"Ray: Knock, knock, everybody decent?"
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"- Oh my God! - Once again, Ray,"
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"saying "knock knock" is not the same thing"
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"as actually knocking."
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"I'm just making breakfast, and I wanted to know"
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"if I should make extra for you two."
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"- No, I think we're good. - Yes..."
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"Great! Door open, or closed?"
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"Closed."
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"Okay, I thought you were gonna talk to him about this."
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"I let very few people see me before 9:00 AM."
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"I did. The "knock knock" is him taking the note."
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"Well, you might want to invest in a "lock lock" then."
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"Mm."
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"- Knock knock! - Holy (Bleep)!"
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"I realized I don't have eggs, but I do have pancake mix."
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"How do we feel about that?"
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"Four, please."
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"David, you're constantly talking about how much you eat."
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"But I've seen you walk from the bedroom to the shower,"
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"and you look fine."
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"Huh?"
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"Okay Ray, we... we might need a minute."
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"Of course. Door open, or closed?"
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"Closed."
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"Wow!"
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"Oh. Okay, I mean..."
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"if that's what you want."
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"Well, I think it's more of a need at this point, David."
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"I've been thinking about it for a while."
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"Oh."
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"Ray: Gentlemen, you're gonna laugh,"
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"but I just remembered, we do have eggs."
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"They're in the pantry, next to the pancake mix,"
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"which means they've been sitting out for days."
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"Are we feeling lucky?"
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"Can I still have the pancakes?"
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"Yes!"
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"- Ray! - Patrick?"
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"Of course."
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"And Zeljko says, you eat,"
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"you expire pleasured."
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"You expire pleasured."
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"Twyla: Okay."
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"What are we talking about today?"
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"More Bosnia stories?"
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"Yep, she never seems to run out of 'em."
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"Twyla, do you think it might be too much of an imposition"
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"- What's a kifla? - Oh, how best to describe it."
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"Oh, Ronnie, Moira,"
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"I see you've ordered without me, makes sense,"
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"Well, we've yet to put in our kifla order, if you're peckish."
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"Oh, I can't stay."
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"Roland was supposed to watch the baby,"
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"but he's got tied up at the motel, so..."
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"Oh Jocelyn, if you can't make it rehearsal,"
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"Well, I just feel bad because we really need"
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"to rehearse that Nine Inch Nails medley"
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"for our concert at "Yarn for Cheap.""
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"to spearhead that effort, Jocelyn."
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"After collaborating so closely with the director on "Crows,""
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"I feel even more finely attuned"
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"to the fluctuations of the human condition."
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"Okay, it's just, I thought that was sort of my..."
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"Even if you miss a performance Jocelyn,"
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"there will be others!"
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"And don't worry about your solo, Jocelyn."
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"I actually sing it quietly every time you do it."
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"Anyways, I guess I get to sit this one out."
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"Aw, it looks like somebody's up."
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"Well, these days, either he's crying, or I am."
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"Okay..."
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"- Bye! - Bye!"
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"Okay."
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"Johnny: Welcome to the Rosebud Motel, Mr. Kaplan."
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"Johnny is our Manager,"
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"And this is Roland, he is our Guest Services Liaison."
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"Yes, and it's actually pronounced "lee-as-on.""
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"And my name is actually pronounced "Ro-lahnd.""
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"And if there's anything you need, please tell me."
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"Room service, turn-down service, valet service..."
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"Okay Ro lahnd, those are a few items"
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"that might be tricky to pull off,"
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"but we do have coffee and pastries every morning."
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"Oh, great, that uh,"
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"that should beat the black mold I had for breakfast"
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"at my last motel."
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"Ro-lahnd, why don't you show Mr. Kaplan to his room?"
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"Oh yes, formidab-Le."
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"If you would uh, how do you say,"
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"um, voulez-vous with me please."
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"I'll show you to your room."
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"Right this way, we have you in our most deluxe suite."
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"Suite number four is uh..."
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"Yes."
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"we should let our guests continue chatting."
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"Ro-lahnd, this way."
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"Thank you."
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"I think you're really gonna like it here."
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"It's clean, and the service is good."
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"It's always good to know who your neighbours are"
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"in a place like this, you know,"
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"it's kind of a roll of the dice, but uh..."
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"you seem somewhat normal."
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"Everyone agreed that I was the normal one"
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"in my cell-block at the women's prison, so."
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"Oh, wow. Which prison?"
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