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Clips from Gilmore Girls - The Bracebridge Dinner (S02E02)

"I diced pumpkins until my hands turned orange. I've got pumpkin hands."
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"- Take a sip. - How can you stay so calm about this?"
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"- There's nothing we can do. - I can't believe they got snowed in."
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"All that work. All that extra help we hired."
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"At least they paid for it already. We didn't lose any money."
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"I guess. I could still make up the dinner for the three of us."
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"Then it would be the three of us all alone in the dining room."
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"Like The Shining, except instead of Jack Nicholson, we have Rune."
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"You girls want anything besides coffee?"
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"- What about Luke? - What about him?"
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"He eats, and Jess eats."
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"- Doesn't Jess eat? - What's she doing?"
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"I think she's inviting you for dinner."
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"Yeah, come on, join us. It'll be fun. You like peacock pie?"
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"- I'm 100% sure I don't. - There'll be normal food, too."
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"- And decorations. - And music."
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"- Come on. It'll be fun. - Well..."
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"You know what? Let's invite everyone."
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"- Everyone who? - Everyone everyone."
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"- Everyone everyone who? - Everyone we know. Everyone we like."
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"They can even stay in the Inn."
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"All those empty rooms, those uneaten pillow mints."
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"An out-of-control, over-the-top slumber party."
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"- I love it! - Done. Spread the word."
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"I haven't said I'd come yet..."
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"so I'm certainly not gonna suddenly become your messenger boy."
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"Right."
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"Are you going to this big shindig at the Inn tonight?"
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"- How's that coming along? - How's that Pixies reunion coming along?"
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"- I'll see you and your mom there. - Bye."
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"Hey, guys! Come on. Break it up."
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"Quit! Hold it! Get off me!"
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"Get off me, man! I'm not fighting you."
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"Jess, knock it off."
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"What the hell is your problem? You saw it was me."
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"- Why'd you keep punching? - I had momentum."
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"I was trying to help you."
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"I don't need your help, but thanks for offering."
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"- Did Bootsy R.S.V. P? - Yeah, he's coming."
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"- Thanks. Is he bringing anybody? - He's coming solo."
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"- I'm gonna put him in Room 16 with Luke. - You can't do that."
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"- Let me have my fun. - Luke's coming with Jess."
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"I'll put Jess in with Miss Patty."
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"- There'll be no Jess left in the morning. - You stink."
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"- Are these last year's cards or this year's? - This year's."
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"Don't scoff. Last year's set was here till Halloween."
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"If that's a crack at my housekeeping skills, then okay."
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"- Wow. - What?"
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"This is one ugly-looking baby. Whose baby is this?"
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"- That's your second cousin Stan's poor kid. - He got Stan's everything."
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"- That's not the ugliest baby in the bunch. - You're kidding."
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"That's the ugliest baby in the bunch."
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"Why do people put pictures on cards?"
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"Do they not understand we are unapologetic mockers?"
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"There's an unexplained innocence in the world."
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"- I didn't see this. - See what?"
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"Dad."
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"They've got a cute little puppy and everything."
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"I must've put it in the stack and forgotten to tell you about it."
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"- There it is. - Nice-looking lady."
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"Like a young Tammy Faye Bakker."
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"Question about the room list. Room 31, why is it empty?"
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"- I wanted to run an idea by you. - Run it."
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"I thought maybe a certain depressed man and his wife could stay there."
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"- You've got to be kidding. - This could cheer him up."
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"I'll send him a Def Jam comedy tape. That'll cheer him up."
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"- It's a good thing to do. - We'll donate money to charity."
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"That's a good thing, too. We'll stop kicking dogs."
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"I'll pencil them in, but they'll probably say no."
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"But we're not gonna hope that they say no, right?"
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"- Right. - Because that would be really bad karma..."
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"especially on top of making fun of the ugly babies."
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"I have a New Year's resolution for you. Become more cynical and self-absorbed."
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"I'll work on it."
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"- How's Sookie doing in there? - She's paper-bagging it."
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"- What? - You know..."
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"So she's right on schedule."
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"- Hey, dolls. - Welcome."
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"- Are we the first ones here? - Yes, you are."
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"Now, don't you freak out. Morey hates being the first anywhere."
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"He thinks it hurts his street credibility."
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"- Charlie Parker was late to everything. - He had more drugs in him than a Rite Aid."
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"- Forget Charlie Parker. - You two are in Room 8. It's ready for you."
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"We could be late for dinner if it'll make you feel better."
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"A little."
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"- Are you alone? - Lane."
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"My wedding night's gonna be very interesting."
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"I'm glad you guys could come. You guys are in Room 12."
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"Thank you. Hello, Lorelai. Thank you for inviting us."
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"Our pleasure. Do you need help bringing in your stuff?"
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"This is my stuff. Don't need any more stuff."
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"- People have too much stuff. - You know, you're right."
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"People have too much stuff. Absolutely."
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"- Says the woman with 64 pairs of shoes. - Thus proving my point."
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"What is Paris doing here?"
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"Robot, she's a robot. Hi."
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"Here are the materials on the double issue."
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"Madeline's 500 words on test anxiety spends 400 of them..."
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"Well, let's see. Corduroy is a fabric."
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"The fabric of society is weakened when students..."
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"- You can't get there. - It doesn't look like it."
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"- I'm busy tonight. - Doing what?"
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"Well, this."
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"- What is this? - It's kind of a big dinner party."
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"She uses the Prince version of writing."
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"A letter 'U' for 'you' and a picture of an eye for an 'I.'"
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"- Do you have anything going on tonight? - What's that supposed to mean?"
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"It means, do you have anything going on tonight?"
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"My parents are out of town, so my Portuguese nanny will make dinner."
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"Then I'll get back to reading The lliad or we'll play Monopoly. I always crush her."
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"I was thinking you may want to stay for dinner."
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"- Here? - Yeah. We have a ton of food..."
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"and it's a whole big show. If you're not doing anything..."
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"Rereading The lliad a third time is not 'not doing anything. '"
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"- I'm not pathetic. - I know you're not."
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"- I just thought it might be fun, that's all. - I'll have to make a call."
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"- Good, make it. - I just have to let Nanny know."
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"- Hey. - Hello, there."
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"Hey, Clara. Nice. Is that a Stella McCartney?"
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"- It's a Wal-Mart. - Well, it's very pretty."
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