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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Never Wait for Seconds! (S09E09)

"I just got off the phone with the Pemberton Academy."
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"What'd they say?"
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"Eddie didn't get in."
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"- He didn't get in? - No."
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"Why?"
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"that your handyman and his family"
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"What? What's the condition?"
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"Why would you send them there?"
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"Of all the pools in California?"
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"I don't know, 'cause Little Cesar wanted to use a pool!"
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"Why do they have to use a pool at all?"
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"Cesar flipped the tip on me and, you know,"
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"he wouldn't take the tip, so I was obligated to!"
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"- Hi! - Hello!"
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"More obligated than to-- hi!"
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"- Hi. - How are you?"
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"What a day!"
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"We just came back from Catalina."
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"- Oh, heard that's beautiful. - What a cruise!"
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"- Magnificent. - I think I got too much sun."
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"Funkhouser: How are you guys doing?"
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"Gosh, I am so sorry, but I think I have to go."
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"- Oh, no. - We just had a "go home" argument, and I have to go."
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"Oh, no, no, no. Don't do that! No, don't do that!"
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"I just feel so upset. I'm not gonna be able to rally for today."
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"- Yeah. - Thank you. You understand."
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"- Thanks for trying. - Oh, no. I'm sorry, no."
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"I'll see you, maybe, again, but who can say?"
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"Enjoy the champagne."
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"Mr. David, get in."
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"I haven't even had-- had brunch yet."
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"Get in."
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"Okay."
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"Morsi: There was no reason for me to get to the back of the line."
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"and those brunch buffet lines are interminable."
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"Yes, I am familiar"
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"because they cook the eggs while you wait."
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"( muftis agree )"
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"Ah, yes, home fries."
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"A nice compliment to the eggs."
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"With ketchup?"
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"( chuckles ) Yes, of course."
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"So it seems wrong to wait 15 minutes just for that."
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"Exactly. So I took a chance."
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"But the outcry"
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"was unlike anything you could ever imagine."
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"You are perceived as a cutter."
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"You're right, Mufti. I was humiliated."
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"But this man..."
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"he rose to my defense."
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"He said I have every right"
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"to get seconds without waiting."
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"He was forceful, passionate,"
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"When the American blood sugar gets low,"
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"they turn into animals."
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"It's very intimidating."
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"Morsi: Not this man."
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"And that's why I come before you"
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"to beg you to reevaluate his case."
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"However, there are many things in his past"
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"which contradict his behavior in the restaurant."
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"With all due respect, he did give out candies."
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"But the girls in question, they were teenagers."
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"Tricking or treating?"
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"This is all so very confusing."
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"Well, you play tricks"
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"if you don't get the treat, is my understanding."
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"- ( muftis murmuring ) - Yes, I believe that is correct."
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"That is confusing."
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"But the girls were 16."
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"You don't trick when you're 16."
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"- ( muftis agreeing ) - Yes."
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"- ( all murmuring ) - I see your point."
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"- ( speaking Arabic ) - Pass the plates, gentlemen."
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"- Falafel. Yes, falafel. - Mufti #2: Another falafel over here."
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"- Onion rings. Yes. - Ah, french fries."
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"Mufti: But what about his values?"
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"He will have sexual congress with anyone, anytime."
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"Including a Palestinian."
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"- ( muftis murmuring ) - What? Is this true?"
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"You know this for a fact?"
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"Twice."
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"Morsi: Yes, Mufti,"
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"( murmuring )"
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"Mufti: Very interesting."
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"I will personally contact the ayatollah"
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"and let him know what we have learned."
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"I can say without reservation"
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"that he will rescind the fatwa."
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"- You are free to go. - Thank you, "Moofti"! "Muff-ti"!"
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"Thank you all, moo-mooftis and muff-tis."
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"Is it "muff-ti" or "moofti"?"
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""Moofti.""
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"- "Moovti." - "Moovti.""
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"Thank you, "Moovtis.""
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"Thank you so-- but what about the musical?"
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"I will say this about the musical..."
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"If you can get Lin-Manuel Miranda,"
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"you know, from "Hamilton"..."
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"If you can get Lin-Manuel Miranda to star,"
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"you can proceed with the musical."
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"He-- he's got his own stuff he does."
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"What are you doing with the ketchup?"
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"You used up all the ketchup!"
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"- I like ketchup. - Show some restraint."
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"You're never going to eat all that."
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"Is there a shortage of ketchup that I was not aware of?"
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"- Now, that's a good idea. - I cannot eat onion rings without ketchup."
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"The whole snack is ruined!"
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"How am I gonna get Lin-Manuel?"
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"- Mufti #3: You're being a baby. - ( chattering )"
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"Huh. Okay."
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"- Driver: Here you are. - All right. Very nice."
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"- All right. - Thank you so much for everything."
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"I really appreciate it. Let me, uh-- before you go."
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"No, I can't take that."
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"- Oh, no. - Please, put it back."
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"- What? Come on, please. - I cannot take it."
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"- Take the money. What? - No. You are going to embar--"
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"- You are offending me. - You're offending me!"
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