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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #1.10 (S01E01)

"40 ounces of malt liquor"
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"Said your body, your body"
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"You'll never feel quite the same"
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"Coolin' in my Escalade."
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"Boy, that R. Kelly can make a love song"
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"for Paul Mooney's, time for, "Ask A Black Dude"."
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"I'm serious!"
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"You know, I'm serious."
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"Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love."
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"And then I was watching the History Channel"
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"I'm gonna cover you with suds."
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"I'ma pee on you."
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"Tensions between the Gangsters"
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"But we did speak to one member, Earl "The Snake" White."
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"(mocking) Aah! Aah!"
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"As you all know, there's an asteroid the size of Maine"
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"Wash it down with some wee-wee."
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"We're gonna take a quick commercial break,"
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"'Cause only Bibble can keep it so real."
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"I don't know if you've seen it."
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"Well, we already got Paul Mooney."
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"a lot of fun out here."
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"wishing that you won't stop..."
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"The Snake was down, but not out."
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"Or you think you can still handle my job?"
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"magic does exist."
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"Robble, robble robble, robble."
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"Hey, gang, welcome back."
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"Thank you so much."
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"and poured morton salt all over 'em."
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"His time there would be formative, to say the least."
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"Yeah. Who killed Kennedy?"
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"Okay, we got him now, huh?"
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"Help!"
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"(cheers and applause)"
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"because if you was paying attention to his music"
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"Drip, drip, drip, pee on you."
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"Piss on you. Piss on you."
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"Yes, I do. Yes, I do."
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"or do we just assume they're all hung like horses?"
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"Ain't that the way it goes?"
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"They only want niggas to have a little bit of fun."
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"That's what I told some black people"
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"Woo!"
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"I can't believe this is actually happening."
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"R. Kelly actually sent over the "Piss On You" remix."
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"Boy, so much to talk about tonight."
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"Don't go nowhere, we'll be right back."
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"These... were Nikes."
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"Ay!"
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"You stepped on my sneaker, man!"
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"Wasting no time, the Crew commenced"
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"Aah!"
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"of a new way to make cocaine."
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"(explosion, Snake laughs)"
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"The funeral passed without incident"
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"The funeral was somber"
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"(all cooing)"
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"Look at these pretty clothes there."
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"revered General Cornrow Wallace was shot dead."
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""with... ba-king powder and sell it."
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"Did I shock you? Are you crazy yet?"
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"Freaked out yet? Have I blown your mind?"
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"America, this is Bibble."
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"to a good friend of mine, Bibble."
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"'cause we'll be right back."
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"I would like to thank the studio audience."
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"Help!"
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"I'm rich, bi-atch!"
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"Hi, thank you!"
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"Today we're gonna do "Deep Impact"."
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"We've known about this for some 2,000 years."
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"I sip Cris'..."
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"But please, don't go anywhere"
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"(announcer) Dave Chappelle!"
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"What y'all clapping for?!"
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"I'm gonna fart on you."
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"Thanks for coming out, man, I am your, um, host."
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"Oh!"
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"Help!"
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"(applause and cheers)"
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