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Clips from Jane the Virgin - Chapter One (S01E01)

"I'm a little tired. I'm Jane."
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"I usually see Dr. Peters...?"
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"honeymoon..."
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"Anyway, um, I'm Dr. Alver."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Um..."
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"Can you... can you just scoot down a little bit, please?"
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"Um, did you... did you bring anyone with you?"
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"Ah, you're doing it alone. Good for you."
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"It's probably easiest that way."
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"Dr. Alver, are you sure you're okay?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"I'm..."
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"I'm-I'm... I'm just going through some personal problems."
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"I'm sorry..."
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"Hey, we all have 'em, right?"
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"Yeah, you know what? Like, if you want me to come back,"
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"maybe I can just... Oh, okay."
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"- You're starting. - No, because you'd have"
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"to wait a whole month, and that's not fair to you."
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"Okay. All done."
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"You should get your results in two weeks."
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"That's it?"
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"That's it."
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"Good luck, and again, I'm... I'm so sorry for..."
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"And I hope that everything turns out okay for you."
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"that you can't refreeze the sample, so..."
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"Jane's life was now the stuff of telenovelas."
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"Luisa Alver would say"
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"Come in."
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"It wasn't."
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"I didn't know who else to call."
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"You said it was an emergency?"
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"so... I need a lawyer."
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"I don't practice law anymore."
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"You know that."
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"I walked in on Allison last night"
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"in bed with her assistant."
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"I'm sorry that happened."
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"And it was... Raf's sperm."
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"What?!"
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"Petra came in for an insemination,"
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"and I accidentally used his specimen on"
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"Were you drinking?"
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"No."
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"No. My God, no!"
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"I wasn't."
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"What did you tell Petra?"
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"I didn't. I panicked."
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"I walked into the room, and I inseminated her with saline."
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"that we had to do it like this to..."
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"to be romantic."
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"Don't say anything."
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"You could lose your license."
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"But what about Raf?"
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"I mean, it was his only sample."
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"And it's gone."
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"How will telling him change that?"
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"The best way to get over a man is to get under a new man."
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"Trust."
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"Well, as long as you're not talking to Bruce, I'm happy."
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"Oh, man, you know that guy Darrell"
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"Well, he found out that she's been boning Mauricio,"
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"but she tried to deny it, but there was this text"
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"she sent him where she's, like, naked and grabbing her boobs."
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"You want to see?"
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"You all right, baby?"
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"Fine. I'm just a little nauseous."
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"Wait. Why are you talking to slutty Crystal?"
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"- I thought you hated her. - Yeah, I know, but I just found out"
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"her brother-in-law knows Paulina Rubio's bassist,"
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"so I got to kiss her ass."
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"- Those are her breakup boobs. - Hmm."
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"Nausea and fainting spell solved."
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"You're pregnant."
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"It's..."
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"I'm sorry, but she's just not pregnant."
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"No, I'm not pregnant."
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"We tested your urine."
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"Trust me, the test is wrong."
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"False negatives are frequent, false positives are rare."
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"Jane, did you and Michael...?"
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"No, we didn't."
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"And it may be rare, but it happened, 'cause I'm a virgin."
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"No. No, we don't need to talk in private. I think we do."
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"My daughter said that she is a freakin' virgin,"
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"so do another damn test!"
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"Pink means pregnant."
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"But I've never had sex!"
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"You are immaculata."
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"What?"
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"- No, Mom. - Clearly, she's not a virgin."
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"Of course I am! That's a mistake."
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"Exactly, pregnancy hormones. What?!"
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"- Hail Jane, full of grace... - Hi. Hello."
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"No. You're not."
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"- I'm sorry. - No, Lu."
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"It's not your fault."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Two weeks ago, when I walked in on Allison with..."
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"It doesn't matter. Two weeks ago, um..."
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"I used your specimen on the wrong person."
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"Excuse me? You what?!"
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"I inseminated a girl with your sperm... mistakenly."
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"I had sex with Bruce three days ago."
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"What?! Why are you telling me this?"
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"I can't lie to a religious messiah."
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"Thank you for seeing me. It's the craziest thing, right?"
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"and there's got to a reason."
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"There is a reason, and the reason"
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"I accidentally inseminated you two weeks ago."
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"And there was only a-a 20% chance"
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"that it would take, so I-I thought"
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"that you would never know, but things turned out differently."
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