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Clips from Jane the Virgin - Chapter One (S01E01)

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Jane the Virgin
"This is Jane's grandmother,"
Jane the Virgin
"Her passions include God and Jane, in that particular order."
Jane the Virgin
"Mommy, shh!"
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"Bien."
Jane the Virgin
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"And Jane never did."
Jane the Virgin
"I know. Mm-hmm. Mmm."
Jane the Virgin
"Stop. We should stop."
Jane the Virgin
"Don't forget this."
Jane the Virgin
"But you really have to know telenovelas have ruined romance for me."
Jane the Virgin
"Shh, shh, shh."
Jane the Virgin
"from where Jane lives,"
Jane the Virgin
"Raf?"
Jane the Virgin
"Babe."
Jane the Virgin
"Look, if anything goes wrong, your father will help out."
Jane the Virgin
"I do not blame you."
Jane the Virgin
"You will."
Jane the Virgin
"Maybe Michael's gonna propose."
Jane the Virgin
"No way. We have a timeline, all right?"
Jane the Virgin
"I haven't gotten my teacher's degree yet."
Jane the Virgin
"- We just merged our calendars... - You've been dating for two years"
Jane the Virgin
"Everybody decent?"
Jane the Virgin
"that just bought the hotel."
Jane the Virgin
"Pick one, keeping in mind there's nothing to worry about"
Jane the Virgin
"Which benefits us all, seeing that we have the same goal,"
Jane the Virgin
"I can't believe we have to do this."
Jane the Virgin
"- It's hard. Petra stood by me. - I know."
Jane the Virgin
"Hey!"
Jane the Virgin
"Thanks, Lu."
Jane the Virgin
"when we worked at the yacht club? He was, like, a member.."
Jane the Virgin
"I didn't have a monster crush on him."
Jane the Virgin
"You had a magical kiss."
Jane the Virgin
"What was nothing?"
Jane the Virgin
"Hey, I need someone to run champagne to cabana four ASAP."
Jane the Virgin
"- Welcome back, babe. - Oh."
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"You have an insemination in seven, then a pap in eight."
Jane the Virgin
"I love you. I'm a screwed-up person."
Jane the Virgin
"Oh, I'll be filling in for her while she's on her..."
Jane the Virgin
"No. No, it's okay."
Jane the Virgin
"That's why I didn't tell you."
Jane the Virgin
"Oh. I..."
Jane the Virgin
"Later, when asked about the so-called"
Jane the Virgin
"“Immaculate Conception of Jane Gloriana Villanueva,”"
Jane the Virgin
"that it was the biggest mistake of her life."
Jane the Virgin
"I artificially inseminated the wrong woman,"
Jane the Virgin
"I am scared. I need someone that I can talk to."
Jane the Virgin
"Your wife, your brother."
Jane the Virgin
"someone named Jane Gloriana Villanueva."
Jane the Virgin
"We'll know in two weeks."
Jane the Virgin
"Without telling me?"
Jane the Virgin
"I wanted some part of the fact"
Jane the Virgin
"What are the chances this will take?"
Jane the Virgin
"Twenty percent."
Jane the Virgin
"Come to my gig tomorrow night, boo."
Jane the Virgin
"Ah."
Jane the Virgin
"Don't you judge."
Jane the Virgin
"who's dating slutty Crystal..."
Jane the Virgin
"Hopefully, I don't get an STD."
Jane the Virgin
"Oh, Mom, I did not need to see..."
Jane the Virgin
"Crystal got fake boobs."
Jane the Virgin
"Come on, let's get up."
Jane the Virgin
"- But you're not feeling good. - Mom..."
Jane the Virgin
"Maybe we should talk in private."
Jane the Virgin
"Where did you get your degree from,"
Jane the Virgin
"It's not a mistake. Or it's a hormonal thing."
Jane the Virgin
"This is Jane Villanueva. I need to talk to Dr. Alver,"
Jane the Virgin
"- Blessed is the fruit of... - Shh!"
Jane the Virgin
"I'm not pregnant. Just say it."
Jane the Virgin
"Well, you see... it is, actually."
Jane the Virgin
"She's here."
Jane the Virgin
"I don't know. What if you're like a religious messiah?"
Jane the Virgin
"- Hey, there. - Dr. Alver, hi."
Jane the Virgin
"These pregnancy tests keep coming back positive,"
Jane the Virgin
"the tests came back positive is..."
Jane the Virgin
"It was a mistake. I made a mistake."
Jane the Virgin
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"- I'm so sorry, Jane. - You're sorry?!"
Jane the Virgin
"- Mom... - There's options."
Jane the Virgin
"Um, of course, you are under no obligation"
Jane the Virgin
"And raise children with you."
Jane the Virgin
"in the illustrious detective career he will go on to have"
Jane the Virgin
"I'm freaking out a little bit here, babe."
Jane the Virgin
"this sucked."
Jane the Virgin
"I need another drink."
Jane the Virgin
"Yeah."
Jane the Virgin
"She's dead to me."
Jane the Virgin
"when you were going through chemo."
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"Like I'm a bomb that could go off."
Jane the Virgin
"Do not threaten me."
Jane the Virgin
"So. Why don't you, um, introduce me around."
Jane the Virgin
"Huh?"
Jane the Virgin
"I'm glad I had you."
Jane the Virgin
"It's your child, so it's my child."
Jane the Virgin
"Yeah."
Jane the Virgin
"Of the baby that you're carrying."
Jane the Virgin
"That's where we know each other from."
Jane the Virgin
"- Oh, yes. - No."
Jane the Virgin
"and you made me"
Jane the Virgin
"And then we talked."
Jane the Virgin
"- Mm-hmm. - Well, it depends."
Jane the Virgin
"I have never said that out loud before."
Jane the Virgin
"I was kind of a jerk back then."
Jane the Virgin
"I'm not ready to be a mom."
Jane the Virgin
"We'd take it. And then what?"
Jane the Virgin
"I live the rest of my life knowing"
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"that I'm not ready, that this wasn't the plan,"
Jane the Virgin
"and I know my mom loves me."
Jane the Virgin
"I derailed her life."
Jane the Virgin
"Petra was always good at math."
Jane the Virgin
"and her equally precise prenuptial agreement..."
Jane the Virgin
"You know what, don't do anything,"
Jane the Virgin
"I mean it."
Jane the Virgin
"No, no, I didn't."
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