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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Go Bullfrogs! (S03E03)

"Everybody else is getting taller but me."
Modern Family (2009)
"You think it's the coffee? No."
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe, but- But hanging downside up is not gonna help you."
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"The Web site said it would."
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"Listen, Manny, you're already intelligent and beautiful and funny."
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"If you get tall, you're going to have everything,"
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"and those poor boys are not gonna have anything to compete with you."
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"Look at this."
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"You have a mark in your head now."
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"I'm gonna go get you some ice, okay?"
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"That's a lot of pretty words, but they don't help me tomorrow."
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"Sorry, kid. Just one of those things."
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"You get taller when you get taller."
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"Why don't you get ready for bed?"
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"Ah, geez."
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"You know, when I was your age, I started workin' out to get the girls."
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"- You think that would help? - Yeah."
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"So tomorrow, we start workin' out."
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"Okay?"
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"Maybe I'll even show you a few pull-ups on, uh, this bad boy here, huh?"
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"You see that?"
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"Pretty soon, that's how strong you're gonna be."
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"Thanks, Mom. Shh! I don't want them to know I was here."
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"Thank God. Come in."
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"I can't, 'cause I'm sick, remember? Sorry."
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"- Yeah. - Can you tell us what happened?"
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"Uh, I could, but I don't want to ruin it for you."
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"Claire, just tell us. Just tell us."
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"Come on. Um-"
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"Scarlett is really mad at Clark Gable because, um,"
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"And didn't he, um, burn down a farm or something?"
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"Claire, have you been drinking?"
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"Um, I had a hot toddy."
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"Made one for my throat, so-"
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"Pretty dressed up for a night in bed, right?"
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"Yeah, I-l just threw on the first thing I could find when Luke called."
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"- It was just right there on the chair. - She has a stamp on her hand."
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"may I remind you that I've driven every one of your children home,"
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"and heimliched at least one, Bethenny."
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"Hi. Hello."
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"Sorry. You kept pushing the drinks."
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"It's- Friend. Gay friend. Gay."
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"I'm not gay. Yes, you are."
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"I'm not gay. I'm-I'm French. You thought I was gay?"
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"Are you serious right now?"
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"Are you? You've been throwing yourself at me all night."
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"N-No. No. I have not."
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"- Bethenny, grab the Pinot. - Bethenny, do not grab the Pinot."
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"You undressed in front of me. You squeezed my arm."
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"You asked me for a massage. What was all that?"
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"That was- That was me safely objectifying a gay person."
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"Wow, Claire."
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"When I wrote "Don't ever change" in your yearbook, I didn't mean it like this."
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"Oh, ease up, Holly."
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"Okay, I lied. I lied."
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"But I get one night to myself,"
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"and I just wanted to spend it with some fun gay people."
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"It's not my fault this one decided to be straight."
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"I've always been straight. Oh, you don't get to talk!"
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"I took fashion advice from you."
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"Oh, my God, do I even look good in this dress?"
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"No, not you."
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"- It's really short, isn't it? - it's short."
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"Yeah."
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"Please! Please just listen to me for one second."
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"Go away! Stop following me."
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"Hey, you want to tell me why you're bothering this younglady?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, Officer. This is my daughter. Tell him."
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"Tonight, I don't know who you are. She's-She's joking."
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"I'm not dangerous."
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"In fact, I helped to put all the lights on this path."
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"Twenty years ago, some friends and I took back the night, so-"
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"A little? That sweatshirt embarrasses me a little."
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"Yep, that's a daughter."
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"Tonight was insane. Why did you have to act like that?"
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"You were at that party. I see you talking to frat boys, and-"
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"isn't that why we're here? So I can experience college?"
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"I mean, what are you gonna do when I actually go?"
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"I don't know. Freak out, I think."
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"Your whole life, my job's been to protect you."
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"A job I kind of love."
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"And I feel like I'm being forced into early retirement."
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"I just needed to find you and make sure you were okay-"
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"for as long as I still get to do that."
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"It's just like you-"
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"Piss me off, then say something sweet."
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"I'm not leaving until the fall."
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"Maybe by then I can figure out how to put a force field around you."
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"I've been working on that one since the first time ..."
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"I tried to fasten you into your car seat."
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"Aw."
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"Even though you basically just called me fat."
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"So, is it really fun?"
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"What?"
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"No."
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"Some we're willing to accept-"
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"You know, I just want to be home, reading on opposite ends of the sofa."
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"And some we're not. I'm so embarrassed I did that."
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"I'm just so happy that that was all it was."
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"Why? What'd you think I was doing?"
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"It's never too late to grow in life."
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"Oh, my God!"
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""Thanks to our patented Lengthenator,"
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"you can increase your height by up to four inches.""
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"He could've got a two-year subscription to Playboy for that."
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"He's not getting the Playboy ever! Ow!"
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"He's a little boy!"
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"and our car had found its way home?"
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"I feel that's not the way it's gonna happen."
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"A tornado scooped up one of our calves, dropped it who knows where."
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"Six months later, a full-grown cow comes walking up the driveway."
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"Same markings, same moo."
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"That night, we- We ate like kings. Yeah."
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"Oh, my gosh, it's our car!"
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"I see you've met my wife."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey ##"
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"Oh, hey! Oh, hey, weren't you on my tour this morning?"
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"Nose job. Ooh."
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"Okay, fine, we're in a rut."
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