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Clips from NewsRadio - Stinkbutt (S05E05)

Yes. For half price.

"Yes. For half price."

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When I went for my follow-up visit, I discovered

"When I went for my follow-up visit, I discovered"

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there was no Dr. Akim Tamiroff.

"there was no Dr. Akim Tamiroff."

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What do you mean? I mean,

"What do you mean? I mean,"

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he wasn't really a doctor!

"he wasn't really a doctor!"

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Oh, come on, Max. Just 'cause you couldn't find the doctor--

"Oh, come on, Max. Just 'cause you couldn't find the doctor--"

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Two months later, I saw him on Oprah

"Two months later, I saw him on Oprah"

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the world's foremost authority on radioactive waste.

"the world's foremost authority on radioactive waste."

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Wow. Well, that's a strong accusation, Max.

"Wow. Well, that's a strong accusation, Max."

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I see.

"I see."

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It throbs whenever he's near me. Uh-huh.

"It throbs whenever he's near me. Uh-huh."

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It's throbbing now! Yeah, sure it is.

"It's throbbing now! Yeah, sure it is."

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Oh, hey. Jack, we need to talk.

"Oh, hey. Jack, we need to talk."

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Oh, yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

"Oh, yeah. That's what I'm talking about."

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You wanna go for a roll on my limo?

"You wanna go for a roll on my limo?"

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Oh, come on, Jack.

"Oh, come on, Jack."

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Jack?

"Jack?"

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There no Jack here.

"There no Jack here."

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MC Phreakzille in the house.

"MC Phreakzille in the house."

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You wanna pull on my forty?

"You wanna pull on my forty?"

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Jack, why don't you just drop it? I know who you are.

"Jack, why don't you just drop it? I know who you are."

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Bravo, Jimmy.

"Bravo, Jimmy."

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Oh, bravo. Yeah.

"Oh, bravo. Yeah."

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The student surpasses the master.

"The student surpasses the master."

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At, this time. All right. All right.

"At, this time. All right. All right."

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And that thing about the limo?

"And that thing about the limo?"

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Yeah, that's exactly the kind of enticement

"Yeah, that's exactly the kind of enticement"

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the kidnappers would use.

"the kidnappers would use."

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Jack. And the forty,

"Jack. And the forty,"

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I put some knockout drops in it.

"I put some knockout drops in it."

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Jack, you sure you're, uh, a security consultant?

"Jack, you sure you're, uh, a security consultant?"

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Best in the business. 'Cause Max seems to think

"Best in the business. 'Cause Max seems to think"

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Whoa! Knockout drops.

"Whoa! Knockout drops."

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Thanks, man.

"Thanks, man."

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You know, some guys would have taken advantage.

"You know, some guys would have taken advantage."

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Yeah, yeah. The uh--

"Yeah, yeah. The uh--"

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The building supervisor just called

"The building supervisor just called"

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an emergency meeting. And I have to write a defense

"an emergency meeting. And I have to write a defense"

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of Joe and Beth's painting.

"of Joe and Beth's painting."

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Why would you want to defend that thing for?

"Why would you want to defend that thing for?"

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Because it's the finest picture I've ever seen,

"Because it's the finest picture I've ever seen,"

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and I'd be proud to hang it in my own home.

"and I'd be proud to hang it in my own home."

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just for a second.

"just for a second."

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Do you think that it's silly, still,

"Do you think that it's silly, still,"

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that I'm upset that Matthew's wearing my sweater?

"that I'm upset that Matthew's wearing my sweater?"

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A little.

"A little."

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Fine. Matthew.

"Fine. Matthew."

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Yeah?

"Yeah?"

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That's perfect. Thank you.

"That's perfect. Thank you."

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No kidding.

"No kidding."

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Now, uh--

"Now, uh--"

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Okay, Matthew. You can go now.

"Okay, Matthew. You can go now."

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It's like that movie Rain Man,

"It's like that movie Rain Man,"

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where the two brothers dressed alike. Huh.

"where the two brothers dressed alike. Huh."

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Remember that? Yeah. Yeah.

"Remember that? Yeah. Yeah."

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So which brother would you be?

"So which brother would you be?"

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Look, I know you suffered and I'm sorry.

"Look, I know you suffered and I'm sorry."

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But I am Jack Frost, I swear, personal security consultant.

"But I am Jack Frost, I swear, personal security consultant."

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Maybe in his own mind he's, a security expert.

"Maybe in his own mind he's, a security expert."

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Okay. But, I'm telling you,

"Okay. But, I'm telling you,"

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that's the guy that operated on me!

"that's the guy that operated on me!"

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Max, Max. Hold on for a second.

"Max, Max. Hold on for a second."

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Now, I-I'm assuming you were in a great deal pain

"Now, I-I'm assuming you were in a great deal pain"

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when this happened. Am I right?

"when this happened. Am I right?"

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And by your own admission you were drunk.

"And by your own admission you were drunk."

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So? So, isn't it just possible

"So? So, isn't it just possible"

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you might've, uh, you know,

"you might've, uh, you know,"

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mixed Jack up with somebody else?

"mixed Jack up with somebody else?"

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But I-- Look, I know the guy.

"But I-- Look, I know the guy."

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And he knows security. You can't fake that.

"And he knows security. You can't fake that."

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It's possible because the mind can play tricks on you.

"It's possible because the mind can play tricks on you."

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Excuse me? Yeah.

"Excuse me? Yeah."

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Do we have a new anchor? No. Why?

"Do we have a new anchor? No. Why?"

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This is Sonny Daze broadcasting live

"This is Sonny Daze broadcasting live"

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from beautiful mid-town Manhattan.

"from beautiful mid-town Manhattan."

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Hey, all you drive timers this is the part

"Hey, all you drive timers this is the part"

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of the afternoon I like to call the home stretch.

"of the afternoon I like to call the home stretch."

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'Cause if you think you're getting home--

"'Cause if you think you're getting home--"

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Haa-haa.

"Haa-haa."

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Ah-hooga! Ah-hooga!

"Ah-hooga! Ah-hooga!"

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--it's gonna be a stretch.

"--it's gonna be a stretch."

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Are you ready, Mr. Nelson?

"Are you ready, Mr. Nelson?"

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I'm just-- I'm just kidding.

"I'm just-- I'm just kidding."

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Good luck, dude.

"Good luck, dude."

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Thank you, Ms. Supervisor.

"Thank you, Ms. Supervisor."

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Board of Supervisors.

"Board of Supervisors."

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is the freedom of every citizen to express his or her views.

"is the freedom of every citizen to express his or her views."

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And what view was expressed by the word "Stinkbutt"?

"And what view was expressed by the word "Stinkbutt"?"

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in using, th-that word

"in using, th-that word"

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was their dissatisfaction with what

"was their dissatisfaction with what"

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free expression murals have become.

"free expression murals have become."

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Is that true?

"Is that true?"

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Not really.

"Not really."

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Anything else, Mr. Nelson.

"Anything else, Mr. Nelson."

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Don't you agree? Yes.

"Don't you agree? Yes."

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Well, then, if taste was our criteria,

"Well, then, if taste was our criteria,"

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then I have problems with a lot of things.

"then I have problems with a lot of things."

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I find these chairs to be ugly.

"I find these chairs to be ugly."

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I can't begin to tell you how much

"I can't begin to tell you how much"

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or how often this man offends me.

"or how often this man offends me."

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We're twins.

"We're twins."

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But these are all questions of freedom of expression.

"But these are all questions of freedom of expression."

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And as such, they must be protected.

"And as such, they must be protected."

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If we've come to the point

"If we've come to the point"

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where someone can no longer paint "Stinkbutt"

"where someone can no longer paint "Stinkbutt""

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We're painting over it.

"We're painting over it."

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Well, actually,

"Well, actually,"

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we did it about an hour ago.

"we did it about an hour ago."

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Oh, well.

"Oh, well."

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[WAILS]

"[WAILS]"

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I'm sorry. I know.

"I'm sorry. I know."

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I'm sorry. That's okay.

"I'm sorry. That's okay."

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You couldn't help yourself.

"You couldn't help yourself."

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No. I see all these exciting jobs

"No. I see all these exciting jobs"

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and I just wanna be that person.

"and I just wanna be that person."

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And you wanna be that person.

"And you wanna be that person."

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I have dreamed of the day

"I have dreamed of the day"

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I would confront this butcher with his handiwork!

"I would confront this butcher with his handiwork!"

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Jack Frost, I present to you,

"Jack Frost, I present to you,"

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[BOTH SCREAM]

"[BOTH SCREAM]"

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