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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Take a Left at the Altar (S04E04)

"Not a feeling exactly, it's more like a realization."
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"Twenty five words or less, please."
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"Sitting here in this airport today..."
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"We are merchants of misery."
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"We traffic in sadness."
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"It's our stock in trade, our bread and butter."
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"People don't come to us when they're on top. Why should they?"
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"We make our money off of the aggrieved..."
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"...the crushed, the heartbroken."
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"What is this, open-mike night at the mortuary?"
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"I guess the point, sir, that I'm trying to make..."
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"...1s where do we go when we're sad?"
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"-Anywhere you're not. -I mean, take Hugh Hefner."
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"The guy sits around all day, pouring over hundreds of pictures of--"
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"Bert, please, will you fast-forward?"
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"Oh, well...."
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"I guess the point I'm trying to make, sir..."
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"...is if I could help you, I would."
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"Well, thank you for that thought."
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"But there really won't be any need."
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"-No need? -No need, nada, zip."
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"Sitting here all day, I've had a chance to think a little bit too."
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"And one less blond in my life means a lot more life in my--"
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"-What is that? -Your beeper."
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"Need change for the telephone?"
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"How do you turn it off?"
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"Yes, I'll hold on."
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"Yeah..."
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"...hold on a minute, he's right here."
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"Hey, Voltaire, it's for you."
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"Thank you, sir."
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"Hello."
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"Hi, Agnes."
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"I'm fine, how are you?"
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"Yeah. I miss you too."
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"Flight 77 from Phoenix, now arriving at Gate 2."
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"Flight 77 now arriving at Gate 2."
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"Hang it up and head it out."
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"Sir, the eagle's landed?"
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"Yeah."
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"Aren't we gonna give him an offer to feather his nest?"
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"-Not here, not now. -Well, when?"
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"We'll follow him home, let him kick off his shoes..."
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"...slide into a martini, and then pop the $50,000 question."
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"Look at this guy."
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"...like Sky King."
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"-Yes? -Hi."
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"Roger, Charles, please do that in the backyard."
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"Sorry. Can I help you?"
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"-You're the lady of the house? -Yes. I am."
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"We're with Harum Scarum Carpet Cleaning Company."
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"We're here for the free estimate."
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"Sorry, I didn't order any carpet estimate."
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"Aren't you a Mrs..."
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"...Abercrombie?"
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"No, no. I'm Mrs. Girardi."
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"-Not Mrs. Abercrombie? -No."
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"Sorry to bother you."
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"It's okay."
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"Mr. Addison, what are we gonna tell Bryant Wilbourne?"
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"Obviously, he makes a very good husband."
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"He actually let Jackie book the chapel, the reception, invite the guests..."
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"...and he had no intention whatever of going through with it."
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"-Maybe he had a Little League game. -Meaning?"
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"Meaning that Craig Mullens/Girardi..."
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"...fully intended to go through with it..."
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"...just couldn't get away that day."
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"He planned on being a bigamist?"
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"-Good work if you can get it. -Mr. Addison--"
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"Mr. Wilbourne, the point is, it looks like a short walk..."
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"...down the aisle turned into a long ride."
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"But why? Why would someone go to those lengths?"
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"Certainly has its superficial appeal."
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"If Wife Number 1 gets a headache..."
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"...you got Wife Number 2 and 3 across town."
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"All three of them get a headache, you go to a bar..."
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"...and pick out Wife Number 4."
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"An engagement ring is a very powerful aphrodisiac, Mr. Wilbourne."
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"She's so fragile. She's so vulnerable. And he knew that, he had to know that."
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"And he took advantage of it."
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"What mystifies me is why she let him."
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"People believe what they gotta believe."
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"No, that's not like her."
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"Jackie is the last person on earth to believe a man."
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"Especially in matters of the heart."
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"The one time she should have suspected--"
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"What's to suspect, Mr. Wilbourne? The man is a pilot."
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"Pilots are known to be gone a couple days, a couple weeks."
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"All he's gotta do is phone Jackie every once in a while..."
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"...tell her he loves her...."
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"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, doesn't it?"
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"Two detectives."
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"I must be an important case."
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"He's always been the overprotective sort."
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"I'm just afraid to know why he hired you."
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"Why did you hire them, Bryant? So that you could harm Craig?"
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"Exact some revenge?"
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"My big brother to the rescue?"
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"Will that solve anything? Will it make me feel any better?"
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"Make you feel any better?"
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"-Mr. Wilbourne, we've gotta get back-- -Please stay."
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"I'm glad to know that Craig's alive..."
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"You see, I don't care that he's married..."
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"...that he never told me. It doesn't matter."
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"I know what he did tell me."
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"I know he wanted to marry me."
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"I know he wanted to have a family with me."
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"I know that he wanted to keep all those plans."
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"It's just that he didn't know how."
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"Miss Wilbourne..."
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"...your brother hired us because he wanted an explanation."
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"That's all."
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"And now you have it."
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"Go home, Bert."
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"Make Agnes a nice dinner."
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"-Sir? -Just do it."
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"You're a lucky guy."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Would you care to join us?"
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"No."
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