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Clips from Rick and Morty - Promortyus (S04E04)

"You deserve it, you pieces of [bleep]"
Rick and Morty
"It's me, the whiny guy you never want to hear from."
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"My time to shine."
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"[ Harmonica plays ]"
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"[ Glorzos gasping, screaming ]"
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"Glorzo: This is what we get for evolving?"
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"Sorry! Sorry."
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"We had a giant tower that blared "Glorzo is peace.""
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"Once again, I'm so sorry for what they --"
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"Jesus, Summer, why'd you let these things"
Rick and Morty
"Huh. Neat-looking egg."
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"[ Glorzo screeches ]"
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"That we suck and everyone sucks?"
Rick and Morty
"Hit me on the next one."
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"Oh, God, I have to shit an egg."
Rick and Morty
"is this how we die, Rick? Is this how we die?!"
Rick and Morty
"I don't know, Morty. I don't know! Aah!"
Rick and Morty
"I'm making an egg, Mom. I'm making an egg!"
Rick and Morty
"You said you'd keep me more in the loop this year."
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"[ Both scream, fart ]"
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"I guess we both just had to take a [bleep]"
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"[Bleep] gross."
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"I mean, it's -- at least it's interesting, though."
Rick and Morty
"I don't know, I think it's kind of sweet."
Rick and Morty
"Oh, really?"
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"♪♪"
Rick and Morty
"Holy [bleep] Oh."
Rick and Morty
"What are -- What are these things?!"
Rick and Morty
"Do I look like I know?"
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"Last thing I remember, I was, ugh, in a cave"
Rick and Morty
"looking at some wet egg and -- Oh, that probably did it."
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"I told you not to look at that egg!"
Rick and Morty
"You don't get to tell me what to look at."
Rick and Morty
"I've seen your Pornhub account."
Rick and Morty
"The algorithm learns your preferences better that way."
Rick and Morty
"Plus if you get in kind of a cool enough relationship,"
Rick and Morty
"and check out each other's kinks, you know?"
Rick and Morty
"Alright, God damn, sold."
Rick and Morty
"How do we get out of here? Morty, relax."
Rick and Morty
"They're face-hugging parasites."
Rick and Morty
"Holy [bleep] They've got an M&M's store."
Rick and Morty
"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
Rick and Morty
"This is bad, Rick. Th-Th-Th-Th-This is really bad."
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"Just be cool, Morty."
Rick and Morty
"I-I'm not putting that back on my face! Relax. It's dead."
Rick and Morty
"Come on, hurry up."
Rick and Morty
"Rick, i-it's bleeding."
Rick and Morty
"Alright, well, that should be the last of it."
Rick and Morty
"[ Screams ]"
Rick and Morty
"Seems like a self-destructive life cycle."
Rick and Morty
"Is that gonna happen to us?"
Rick and Morty
"You feel an egg in your stomach?"
Rick and Morty
"-No. -Well, glass half full."
Rick and Morty
"Ma-Makes you think -- Yeah, I'm sure you'll make this"
Rick and Morty
"into a beautiful short film that your parents'll pay for,"
Rick and Morty
"Looks like I'm kind of a celebrity around here."
Rick and Morty
"Congratulations on making it into print media."
Rick and Morty
"Honestly, it's shocking to see the two of you together."
Rick and Morty
"Because we're both geniuses?"
Rick and Morty
"No, because I've seen your videos,"
Rick and Morty
"Fix him."
Rick and Morty
"Sir, you shouldn't wander off like that."
Rick and Morty
"The project is ready for your approval."
Rick and Morty
"Um, no, h-he's fine."
Rick and Morty
"Jesus Christ, who the [bleep] was I?"
Rick and Morty
"Here's a scientific fact I'm not allowed to say --"
Rick and Morty
"Our hosts are biologically designed to incubate our eggs."
Rick and Morty
"If that "triggers" you, [bleep] off."
Rick and Morty
"If it doesn't, please like and subscribe."
Rick and Morty
"New videos every Glorzday."
Rick and Morty
"God, was I at least rich?"
Rick and Morty
"I mean, d-d-did I at least sell out"
Rick and Morty
"and sell vitamins or something?"
Rick and Morty
"Rick, I've watched enough Pornhub to know"
Rick and Morty
"what a studio apartment looks like."
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"God damn."
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"Soldiers: Glory to Glorzo."
Rick and Morty
"I...did this?"
Rick and Morty
"Yeah, makes sense."
Rick and Morty
"A-And where was this heading?"
Rick and Morty
"Earth? Probably Earth?"
Rick and Morty
"The humans call it "Earth.""
Rick and Morty
"Yeah, well, okay, first of all, great work."
Rick and Morty
"You guys obviously put a lot of work into this."
Rick and Morty
"Okay. And y'know, it shows."
Rick and Morty
"I-It really shows. But um..."
Rick and Morty
"maybe we should just call this off."
Rick and Morty
"I-I guess, uh, that -- that's it."
Rick and Morty
"Just don't Glorzo Earth."
Rick and Morty
"Just would've been nice to have heard this sooner"
Rick and Morty
"before we spent all day on it."
Rick and Morty
"Yeah, well, I-I'm just hearing about it, too."
Rick and Morty
"You ordered it. Right."
Rick and Morty
"I'm just saying for next time, maybe put more thought"
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"into it before a whole day of --"
Rick and Morty
"You look like you were all really busy"
Rick and Morty
"before I came and [bleep] it all up."
Rick and Morty
"but at what price, you know?"
Rick and Morty
"Y'know, [bleep] you, Rick!"
Rick and Morty
"Who's...Rick?"
Rick and Morty
"Ah, geez, look at me."
Rick and Morty
"I-I feel down on -- on -- on the floor."
Rick and Morty
"Oh, let -- let me, uh, help -- help you out here, buddy."
Rick and Morty
"Ah, thanks, man. Thanks, pal. That's right."
Rick and Morty
"I'm right back where -- where -- right back in the saddle here."
Rick and Morty
"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
Rick and Morty
"I know, it's like pick a lane."
Rick and Morty
"Yeah, it's -- it's like in "Star Wars.""
Rick and Morty
"Yeah, just like in "Star Wars.""
Rick and Morty
"♪♪"
Rick and Morty
"They -- They always do a little "yee-haw" like a cowboy."
Rick and Morty
"Yee-- Yee-ha-- Yee-haw."
Rick and Morty
"Honestly, it's been a while since I've been able"
Rick and Morty
"Just have fun. I'm -- I'm --"
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