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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Thong (S02E02)

"There's no swing. I'm a hammock."
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"Yeah, just gently flowing in the breeze, that's me."
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"you don't seem to be gently flowing in the breeze."
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"I feel bad that you are such a good therapist..."
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"that you're kind of a victim of your own talents and skills..."
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"that you have to lose a patient because of the job that you did."
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"I just want to make sure that I'm losing you for the reason that you're saying."
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"Yeah, of course you are."
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"I was not at the beach."
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"He knows about the whole thong thing."
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"He knows about the thong thing."
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"- He'll be on to you. - How did this happen?"
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"Who told him?"
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"Why would Rob even... Christ."
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"So what happened? Are you out of there?"
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"I told him I was happy and I didn't need the therapy."
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"I didn't. I didn't know you were gonna say that."
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"- How else am I gonna leave a shrink? - How the fuck do I know?"
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"I'm miserable and I'm suicidal, I want to leave?"
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"Tell him you're a Scientologist or something."
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"It's easy for you to say, I'm a shrink person."
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"Look, what is this? This is what?"
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"This is so... Look at this, with the leather, the whole thing here."
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"- No, that's unbelievable. - Yeah, okay."
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"Listen, it's good to see you. Stay feeling good, I feel great too."
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"What's the name of that book again..."
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"- I don't know, I just... - I'll look, I'll check that out."
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"It's a movie too, isn't it?"
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"- I have no idea what you're talking about. - I'm very happy, I'm very happy for you."
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"I've never felt better in my entire life."
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"Groat's, we're not as hyper as we seem"
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"Groat's, let's hold on to the dream"
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"And she is living proof of the great work being done..."
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"by our team of scientists at the Groat's laboratories."
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"with a cure for Groat's, they're gonna tackle baldness."
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"I've been assured. So, watch out, bald people."
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"You must keep hope alive, bald people."
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"Okay, our next performer..."
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"is a young lady who comes to us from Fullerton, California."
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"And she's a pianist."
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"Please welcome Miss Melanie Tyler..."
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"This is awful. You can't let her do this."
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"- I don't know if we should pull her off. - I gotta get her off."
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"- Time to stop. - No!"
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"You know, 'cause they're gray."
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"Wait a second, Rob, first of all..."
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"You bask in the sun."
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"- Holy shit. - What?"
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"Did you see the back of his bathing suit? How does he walk around like that?"
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"You have to go in. He's a human being. You got to say..."
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"All right, enjoy your lunch."
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"- You sure it wasn't Dick Groat? - Yeah, I'm pretty sure."
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"- To the beach? - No, to the therapist."
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"and then you introduce the participants in the show."
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"- You'll think about it? - I definitely will."
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"big news."
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"- You seem agitated today. - Agitated?"
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"- He's on to us? - He's on to me."
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"- I'm out, yeah. - How?"
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"That's what I'm telling him. How can you steal my termination?"
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"Yes, that was Beth Sweeney, ladies and gentlemen."
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"Your day is coming. Don't give up hope, keep hope alive."
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"- Come on, stop. - No!"
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"- That depresses me. - Then you shouldn't have agreed to do it."
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"and she'll beat me every time."
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"And gray is kind of right in the middle. They look good."
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"You know, go to Santa Barbara one day."
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"Yeah, look at this."
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"Our time is up."
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"How can he walk around in a bathing suit like that?"
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""Tippecanoe and Tyler, too.""
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"and you don't feel like you have to make it up to them..."
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"- Was it going to the beach that did it? - I didn't go to the beach."
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"I will not forget sun block."
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"- So? - He's on to us."
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"Another round of applause for Beth Sweeney."
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"I'm not gonna feel so great."
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"- Tell him you went to Scientology. - I need a better excuse."
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"I don't really like the outdoors, you know."
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"Maybe I'll take her to the beach."
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"You can't bother your friends with this stuff."
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"You want this water cooler?"
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"- He's not a hedonist. - What is he?"
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"I was born in Brooklyn, and I felt alienated..."
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"- I was just having lunch with the guy. - I know, but Larry, that's another thing."
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"If you don't feel like you've done anything wrong..."
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"Hello."
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"I went shopping with my wife, and..."
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"- I'm not. - Tell him you're into Scientology."
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"It must have come up somehow, I don't know."
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