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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"- What? - No "Don't get married, Ted"?"
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"No "You're making a big mistake, Ted"?"
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"Barney Stinson, are you no longer committed to the war on marriage?"
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"No, I just know a hopeless cause when I see it."
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"It's the same reason I don't recycle."
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"Plus, Ted getting married is in my best interest. You see,"
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"I confess I was stumped."
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"Then, at last, I cracked the code."
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"- So you're back on Robin. - Hopefully."
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"I mean, this weekend is the best chance ever"
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"to hook up with her again."
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"You'll never pull it off. There's too many distractions."
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"The first drunk bridesmaid you see,"
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"you'll have your head under her dress like an old-time photographer."
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"Lily, don't cheapen this."
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"I don't want to sound all mushy-gushy and romantic,"
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"OLDER TED: And so, the day before our wedding,"
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"- Zitch dog. - Zitch dog."
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""The Namasté Yoga and Meditation Collective.""
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"I don't know about you guys, but nama-stay here any longer than I have to."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"All right, sweetie, go check in with that dirty hippie over there"
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"and we'll get some drinks."
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"So, what Scotches you got?"
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"Here at the Center, we have a very strict no-alcohol policy."
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"Great, and all the meals are included, right?"
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"Yep, and they're all 100% vegan."
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"(GASPS)"
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"No. I need alcohol. I'm not gonna get Robin with this stuff."
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"Look at this. "Berry Blaster Brain Revitalizer.""
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"My God, some of these drinks could actually make a girl smarter."
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"It gets worse."
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"I'm 90% sure that guy you were talking with"
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"used to be lead singer of the Spin Doctors."
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"Hey, guys, Stella and I have a little problem."
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"All the programs look great."
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"I mean, it's not our names on the front, but otherwise, really nice."
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"(LAUGHS) Hey, I talked to Robin."
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"She's running a little bit late, but she'll be here just under the wire."
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"- You invited Robin? - Yeah, of course."
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"You never told me that. I'm not sure how I feel about that."
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"Can I help? You feel glad."
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"- But you like Robin. - Yeah, but she's your ex-girlfriend."
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"- It's weird. - It's not weird."
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"It is weird."
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"Your new husband used to nail me, like, three times a day."
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"I don't know, it brings up unresolved things."
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"How do you know that that spark won't come back with your ex sitting out there?"
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"last Thanksgiving, not even that long ago."
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"Did you place a large bet against yourself in this argument?"
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"Ted, it's important to me. I mean, I would never invite Lucy's dad."
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"I wouldn't care if you did. Tony's great. Let's invite him, too."
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"And Robin is a close second."
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"Robin's probably about to get on the plane."
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"Plus, she left a really important job for this."
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"Spurred by environmental concerns and high gasoline prices,"
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"sales of hybrid vehicles have risen 11% over the previous year."
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"What should I do?"
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"(SIGHS) I don't know. I kind of get the "no exes" thing."
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"Why ask a failed romance to come and watch your successful one?"
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"You know, it's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game."
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"It's just weird for everyone."
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"- What? No. Robin has to come. - Right. She's like my best friend."
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"- Hey! - Whoa!"
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"Female friend. My best female friend."
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"Hey! Whoa! I don't care. Why fake it?"
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"- What are you... - Justice Aldrin, tie-breaking vote."
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"Okay, wouldn't feel right without Robin. But you don't mess with the bride."
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"I'm gonna tell her not to come."
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"This is gonna be, like, the worst phone conversation of all time."
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"Ted, Ted, Ted. Co-best man, I'm on it."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"- Hello? - Robin, where are you?"
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"Just heading to the airport."
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"Okay, we'll see you soon. Have a great flight."
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"Bad news. I couldn't reach her. Robin's already on her way."
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"Okay, Robin's on her way. You know what? I'm glad."
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"Exes should be allowed to come to weddings."
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"I think you need to be more delicate with Stella about this whole Robin thing."
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"What do you mean by delicate?"
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"Brides are under a lot of stress before a wedding."
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"I mean, of course, I held it together pretty well."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"You don't remember?"
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"The florist just told me the roses are more light medium pink than medium pink."
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"Light medium pink! Everything's ruined."
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"Our wedding site uses a gravity furnace instead of forced-air heating."
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"That's the one thing I cared about. Why are we even getting married?"
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"Blobbity-blah. Wickity-wah. Eeky, eeky, eeky, eeky whee!"
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"After a while, it's all noise."
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"Poor Stella's had to jam months of crazy into just three days."
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"So what do I do?"
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"You wait for the next crisis, you solve it, you're a hero."
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"Then you bring up the Robin thing, but this time she'll say yes."
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"Yeah, but what if there's no next crisis?"
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"She's a bride. There will be a next crisis."
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"- There's a next crisis. - Awesome! What is it?"
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"My daughter, my own daughter isn't coming to our wedding."
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"What?"
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"Tony's supposed to drive her up tomorrow,"
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"but now he's being all petty about me getting married, and he won't do it."
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"It's been five years. Why can't we just move on already?"
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"get him to let me drive Lucy up, then, boom, crisis solved."
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"Stella's happy. Robin comes to the wedding."
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"- Hey. You Barney? - Yes."
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"Tomorrow night I want to do things so dirty and so depraved"
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"that I forget that this was supposed to be my wedding."
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"- I'm kind of here with someone. - Bring her."
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"You're never going to make it."
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"I made the trip back to Tony's house to get Lucy."
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"- Hey! - Tony!"
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"Doing a little karate?"
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"(GROANING)"
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"Sorry, sorry, man. You just set off my internal defense alarm."
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"You got to watch these things. Stay alert, stay alive."
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"- Right. - So what brings you here?"
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"I thought you'd be off in some honeymoon suite"
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"with my woman right now."
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"- Not yet. Soon. - That's right, tonight's the night."
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"Actually, I've already stuck it to her plenty of times."
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