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Clips from Happy Days - Give the Band a Hand (S01E01)

"Well, I guess that'd be okay."
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"But let Richie hold the money."
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"You hear that, Richie? Don't let him touch it."
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"See you, Pots."
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"Rich, I gotta talk to you."
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"To close the deal I had to make compromises."
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"Like what?"
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"Like I'll tell you while we're sweeping up."
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"Sweeping UP?"
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"That wasn't so bad."
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"No. While you were at it, why didn't you volunteer to do the windows?"
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"Oh, they wanted us to do the windows, but I said, no dice."
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"We play music and sweep floor, but that's it."
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"- You drive a hard bargain. - Come on."
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"- Okay, I'll bet a quarter. - I'll see that, I think."
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"I'll see you, but I must be crazy to play cards like this."
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"- I fold. - I'm out."
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"See, I told you you'd win."
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"Yeah, it's not every day I win the ante."
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"What do you want?"
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"Oh, our money. We finished sweeping the floor."
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"Oh, yeah. What do I owe you guys, 40 bucks?"
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"- Forty-five. - Yeah."
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"You know something,"
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"you got a really good eye for poker, you know that, kid?"
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Listen, I happen to be about $4 short here,"
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"but, look, I'll tell you what, why don't I pay you in chips? Here."
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"You can sit in a hand or two and maybe double your money."
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"- What do you say? - Hey, I think I got $4."
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"Hey, what did you do that for?"
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"It was an accident. Why don't you stack your chips or something?"
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"Well, you boys in or out?"
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"No. I don't think we should play."
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"What have we got to lose, huh? I mean, it's only 2 bucks apiece."
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"It's no big deal."
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"Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt just to play one hand."
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"Yeah, one hand or two hands."
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"But the important thing is to make them think you know all about poker."
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"It's called bluffing. Come on."
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"Okay, you can deal us in."
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"Roscoe, you're out. He's in."
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"- Come on. Animal, take Roscoe away. - See you, Roscoe."
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"Come on, he won enough already."
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"Sit down. Sit down. Here's your money."
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"Here's your chips. Here's your $4 in chips."
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"- Let's play poker. - Okay, deal them and weep."
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"No. That's read them and weep."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Say, Murf, could I talk to you a minute in private?"
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"It's not gambling. I'm gonna use the marked deck"
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"and I'm gonna get back every cent I paid them."
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"That's stealing."
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"Listen, taking money for the way their band played, that's stealing."
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"You guys don't follow sports."
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"Okay, let's play-"
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"Okay, we're ready."
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"Are you guys sure you know how to play?"
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"Oh, sure. Sure, I play cards all the time."
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"Whenever I used to play in summer camp, I used to win all the beans."
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"Ante."
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"Won all the beans, eh?"
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"Can we go to bed now?"
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"Why, you said you'd help paste stamps until Richie got home."
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"Yeah, that was three books ago."
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"Oh, we just need 800 books for this television hi-fi console."
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"How close are we?"
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"Oh, we only need about 768 more."
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"By the time you save them, your favourite shows will be off the air."
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"There they are."
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"- Hi. - Hi, Mr. and Mrs. C."
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"Richie, Potsie. We expected you about an hour ago."
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"Yeah, we hung around"
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"and won $50 in a poker game."
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"Yeah, yeah, we won $50."
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"You won $50 in a poker game?"
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"Richard, you know I don't like your playing cards."
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"You won? Did you hear that, Marion? They won."
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"I heard. I think you should punish him."
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"My son won $50 in his first poker game."
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"Oh, he's a chip off the old block, Marion."
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"But we sort of lost the last hand, though."
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"Oh, how much?"
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"Everything, including the money that we earned."
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"I think you better have a talk with your son, Marion."
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"You guys were taken in by the Hoboken Hustle."
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"Boy, Rich, are we dumb. Taken in by the old Hoboken Hustle."
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"Richard, you not only lost your money,"
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"you lost money that didn't even belong to you."
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"Well, I guess you wanna have a father-son talk,"
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"so I'll be taking off. See you."
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"Why not? He's old enough. You see, at one time..."
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"Your father was a pretty good poker player."
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"What do you mean "pretty good"?"
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"They didn't call me "Chips Cunningham" for nothing."
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"Nobody ever called you Chips, Howard."
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"Okay, if you say so, Howard."
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"I mean, Chips."
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"You mean you were really a good card player?"
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"Marion, bring me a deck of cards."
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"I'm gonna show you a couple of reasons"
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"why they called me Chips Cunningham."
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"Here are the cards, dear."
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"Haven't lost the old touch. Watch this one."
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"Cut the deck, but don't show me your card."
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"- Now, who won? - I don't know."
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"Does Mr. Candlestick Maker beat Old Maid?"
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"Old Maid beats Mr. Candlestick Maker."
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"and then you and I are going to the frat house,"
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"and I'm gonna win your money back, but not with that deck."
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"- Okay, I'm in. - Oh, yeah."
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"I'm in. Let me see what Roscoe's got."
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"All right, Roscoe's in and he raises you one."
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"Hey, go answer the door, will you, you animal?"
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"O'Rourke probably forgot his keys again."
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"Hi."
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"It's the kid we fleeced tonight, and he's with some old guy."
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"Stall him."
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"- Hi. - Hi, again."
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"Welcome to the Zeta Phi house. I'm Lane. Varsity football."
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