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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Baby Talk (S06E06)

"Okay. A: He was a doll."
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"B: He was possessed by an adult serial killer."
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"And C: How could you bring up Chucky right before bed?"
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Hey. Um..."
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"When we were dating, did... did I make you feel needed?"
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"No, I didn't feel like you needed me at all."
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"[Sighs] That's what I thought."
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"You're the least-needy woman I've ever met."
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"I mean, no guy's gonna say "Who's your daddy?" to Robin Scherbatsky."
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"You're your own daddy..."
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"and mommy..."
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"and weird survivalist uncle who lives in a cabin with a shotgun..."
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"blaming stuff on the government."
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"[Chuckling]"
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"And that is what makes you the most amazing..."
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"strong..."
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"independent woman I've ever banged."
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"Thanks, Barney."
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"You know, um, there's something that I wanted to ask you."
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"I don't really know how to say it..."
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"so here goes."
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"Who's the crazy chick in the apron?"
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"[Baby Talk] Someone naughty left his toys on the floor..."
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"and needs to be spanked on his tushy-tush."
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"[Baby Talk] Uh-oh. I'm in twubble!"
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"You did it. How?"
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"Last night after admitting defeat, I just let myself go."
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"Mmm! That looks so good. Can I have some?"
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"Someone needs to teach you how to share."
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"Who's your mommy?"
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"- Mmm. - [Laughs]"
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"Now, uh, can you get this freak outta here? I'm really scared."
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"I got this."
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"## [Spaghetti Western Theme]"
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"Oh, so you finally agreed on a name."
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"Well, the other night, she ran a... a really high fever."
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"[Stuart] We rushed her to the emergency room at 3:00 in the morning..."
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"but they wouldn't admit her without a name."
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"Right then and there we realized how stupid we were being."
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"We looked at each other and, well, we just knew."
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"[Together] Esther."
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"[Gags] Esther!"
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"[Emcee] Esther!"
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"That's beautiful."
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"Yeah."
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"Baby, names and gender... It's just like..."
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"It's some way of giving ourselves the illusion..."
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"that we have any control whatsoever."
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"I-I just want a healthy, happy 12-pound..."
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"Whoa!"
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"Ten-pound?"
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"- Eight-pound? - [Sighs] I guess."
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"But, dude, you're writing checks my vagina can't cash."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"- I love you. - Mmm."
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"And I'm gonna love the crap outta whatever baby we have."
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"Me too."
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"You know what?"
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"We should just think of a name that's good for either a girl or a boy."
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"- Like, um... - [Together] Jamie."
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"Marshall, we just named our baby."
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"Jamie."
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"Not Jamie!"
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"[Both Chuckle]"
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"Shoe's untied. I got it."
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"Yeah, this is over."
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"English - US - SDH"
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"a taco cart owner was robbed at gunpoint."
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"[Whirring]"
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