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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Just the ones who have oil."
American Dad! (2005)
"Bunch of douche bags. Praise Allah."
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"Deputy Director Bullock, will you please offer Stan his job back?"
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"Francine, what a surprise."
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"Okay. I'm cool."
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"Whatever life throws at me, l can take it..."
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"because I am a strong, independent blackwoman."
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"I mean, white teenager. Oh, God! I'm gonna die out here!"
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"Lord, please send me some water or food or-"
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"Thankyou, Zacharias."
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"Oh, Zacharias, this is a Tom Collins."
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"Whatever you did this time, write it down because you nailed it"
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"There's my desert flower."
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"Preparing to consort with my newest and loveliest concubine."
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"Consort? Consort!"
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"Whoa! Whoa. Nuh-uh! Now, l-l don't know whatyou've heard..."
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"into bed with some guy we onlyjust met!"
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"Oh, Hayley, that was so wonderful."
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"It's like I'm not sure who I am anymore."
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"Look, we tried something weird, and you liked it."
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"That's doesn't make- Oh, you're talking about the terrorism thing."
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"Stan Smith!"
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"Deputy Director Bullock offered you yourjob back..."
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"- You lied to me, Stan! - You're right."
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"And it was a mistake to lie. You know why?"
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"Greatest country in the world?"
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"#We packed our bags We hopped a plane #"
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"Uh, Francine, singing's kind ofillegal here."
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"#The culture seemed a bit insane #"
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"Seriously, Francine, ix-nay on the inging-"
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"# But I've got no "Y" chromosome #"
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"So, here's what I don't like about Saudi Arabia."
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"#You can't go out unless you are escorted by a man #"
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"# And when you doyou come home with a butt crack full ofsand #"
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"# No alcohol, no rum and Cokes and no Dom Pérignon #"
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"# But ifyou are a girl #"
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"Okay, Francine, we get it."
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"# I'm only backup singing #"
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"# But in this town l can't so much as look at other guys #"
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"# I bet my last riyal you fellas won't approve ofthis #"
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"# Saudi Arabia ##"
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"Stan!"
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"Stan, you need to go to the U.S. embassy and get help."
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"Will you have a little faith in the Saudi legal system?"
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"- So I'm going to head over to the embassy. - Yeah, good idea."
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"I- I'm riding the cotton camel right now. Know what I mean?"
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"You need not be embarrassed, my little hyacinth."
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"goes to the prom with brooding rebel Dylan McKay..."
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"grapples with a decision to lose hervirginity?"
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"Tell me ofthis glorious epic."
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"Glorious epic?"
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"Okay, okay. I'll tell you the tale, but it could take a while."
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"where Beemers glistened in the parking lot..."
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"and all the teenagers were white and in their 30s."
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"Wow, Angelina Jolie!"
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"I have so many questions to askyou."
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"Is thatwhole thing aboutyou sleeping with knives in the bed true?"
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"I'm not Angelina Jolie, Steve. I'm God."
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"I simply chose the form most pleasing toyou."
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"Yeah. It's messed up, isn't it?"
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"could drive a man to madness."
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"Oh, now I have to see them."
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"You have moved me beyond words..."
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"Oh, no! No!"
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"You work at Shwarma King?"
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"Let me guess."
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"He tricked you into thinking he was a terrorist soyou'd have sex with him."
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"He does that with all the American girls."
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"- May I helpyou? - Yes, mywife's in jail."
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"- You see, she- - I don't need to hear it. She's an American."
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"- No."
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"- Monkey ate it? - No. Why doyou think there's a monkey?"
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"You said it was a funny story. I just assumed it involved nature's clown."
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"Well, that's not funny. That's not funny at all."
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"Yourwife's in real trouble, man."
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"Monkey!"
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"And I knew the show was dead when they started..."
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"ifyou like that story-"
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"just to the east of Beverly Hills."
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"A place called Melrose."
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"In the beginning, my children, lightwas separated from darkness-"
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"And so, by dividing up the disputed territories thusly..."
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"Israelis and Palestinians can finally coexist in peace."
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"- He's right. That would work. - Peace in the Middle East."
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"- She's the one who came up with all this stuff."
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"I'm- I'm sorry. Did you say "she"?"
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"- Yeah, God's a woman. - Oh, I think I see what happened."
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"You thought it was a woman, but really God was a guy in drag."
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"No, guys, this was a woman. You're missing the point."
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"We need to ride toJerusalem and-"
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"God was born with two sets of genitals, and the doctors-"
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"No! Look, God is a woman!"
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"- and... danced."
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"- Irv Rosenblatt. - Guilty!"
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"Every single case!"
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"death by stoning!"
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"Stan, don't let them stone me!"
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"Your Honor, this is all my fault."
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"- Ifanyone should be stoned, it's me. - Sorry."
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"Stone me with her. I'm an American."
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"So ifshe dies, l diewith her."
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"Stan, that's very noble, but I'm doing this alone, and that's final."
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"Francine, I forbid it."
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"We're not big on homosexuality."
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"- I'm gay. Stone me. - I don't know. It didn't seem likeyou were really into it."
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"Mmm, mmm, mmm."
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"Don't worry, Franci ne. Steve's out there somewhere."
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"The Smith name shall live on."
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"Hayley's a filthy liberal. She'll probably hyphenate."
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"Yeah, I'm here too. I put a shwarma guy in a coma."
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"Well, I guess this is it. I'll see most ofyou in heaven."
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"Hayley, it's been a crazy ride."
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"Two minutes till the stoning."
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"We could sure use a miracle right about now."
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"Democracy has arrived."
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"- Look, Mr. President."
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"- an oppressive autocracy gets freedom. - That's right."
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"Damn! Oh, God, we're all going to die..."
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"- Oh, hello, sir."
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"What? But they're infidels."
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