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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Paddy's Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia (S04E04)

"That's not my cat."
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"This is really bad. You guys, this is bad."
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"What are we gonna do? We gotta come up with a plan fast!"
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"Okay, we give them amnesia. It's so easy, here how you do it."
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"Then we drag them back to their apartments,"
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"We set their clocks back. We get yesterday's newspaper."
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"They wake up thinking it was all a dream."
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"- That's so goddamn stupid! - What?!"
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"- I say... we bribe them. - A bribe."
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"- He'd go for it. - Yeah, Mehar could work."
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"But I did notice that the kidnapping has rubbed him the wrong way."
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"Hold on there, Corman."
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"- Where are you going, buddy? - Where are you going?"
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"Okay, all right. Listen, man, we got a proposal for you, okay?"
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"Yeah, now we are willing to not force you to write that review"
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"Now, let's talk about the elephant in the room."
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"are gonna try and cut a deal with this weasel."
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"I touch his dick. Mac, we touched his dick."
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"- So you touched his dick?! - Move past it. Let's plow through it."
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"And then I'll fill in the blanks later. Then that way, we'll have a confession,"
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"it'll be great. And there you go."
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"- You're an idiot! - Well, we'll see who's the idiot"
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"when he wakes up tomorrow and doesn't remember a thing."
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"Oh, it's just so doggone thin."
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"Charlie, the thinner the TV, the better the TV."
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"No way! Is it a good review?"
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""There was an ominous feeling that you could get stabbed at"
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"- any moment". That's good, right? - How is that good?"
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"But, while danger may linger, I'm the levelheaded bouncer that"
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"In check? There have been many stabbings in here."
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"Well, stabbings have been down, though."
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""When I ordered a glass of wine, not only did the surly""
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"white trash waitress refuse to make it, but she proceed to"
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"Classless bores? I am not a classless bore."
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"and a good-natured lady."
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"Well, I... I do seem to remember you calling a guy a faggot."
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"officially declare Paddy's Pub to be the worst bar in Philly"."
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"Synchro : Criztian."
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"Hi. Are you Mr. Lyle Corman?"
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"- Yes, can I help you? - Good, nice to meet you."
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"We're here from Paddy's Pub, and we have come down to give"
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"we're not white trash."
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"can you ask your friend to put down that hammer, please?"
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"Uh, yeah, don't let the hammer throw you, Corman."
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"We are classy, interesting people."
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"But you should know that we would have no problem suing you."
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"Suing me? What are you gonna sue me for?"
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"Uh, libel, slander. There's two of the big dogs right there."
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"You know what, buddy, we will jam your asshole up with so many lawyers,"
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"People don't read newspapers anymore."
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"Nice, brand-new Blu-Ray DVD player, all hooked up."
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"- Hey, all right. - Where are we gonna put it?"
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"We need like a flat surface."
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"That looks better. We're not dangling anything. That's very white trash."
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"symbol stuff if we're just gonna make it look terrible?"
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"What?"
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"I don't really know what happened, okay?"
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"Next thing I know, I'm following this guy home and forcing him"
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"- into the trunk of his own car. - Jesus Christ, this is bad."
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"- Really bad. - Don't panic. Don't panic."
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"Relax, I drove him around in a circle for a while, okay, so"
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"he wouldn't know where he was or how far away he'd gone."
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"But then you brought him back to a place where he's already been,"
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"First things first. Let's just get him out of the trunk;"
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"Easy, we roll him up in a rug."
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"- Where are we gonna get a rug? - We buy a big Oriental rug,"
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"and we roll him up in it."
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"Do you have any idea how expensive rugs are, Charlie?"
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"Just get him out of the car and into the bar, Charlie."
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"Watch your head."
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"Okay, I think we're on the same page."
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"- This is not a kidnapping. - No!"
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"No, okay, all right."
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"But we do need to keep him here for a couple of hours"
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"- so he doesn't do anything irrational. - Just borrowing him."
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"...go to the police."
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"We need to cover our tracks. Why don't we shoot over to Corman's place"
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"and make sure that Charlie left without a trace."
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"I'm pretty sure Charlie left with a trace."
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"- with Corman, and then that... - Jesus Christ."
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"- Shut up. - The cooler thing isn't helping now."
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"Just get into the bar, and make sure Charlie doesn't do anything stupid."
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"Okay, but can we establish that I'm the cooler?"
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"- Oh, my God! - Get into the bar."
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"Jesus Christ, dude, what are you doing? You can't tape him up like that."
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"and this time, maybe add a few less lies."
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"How can I write a new review if I am taped to a chair?"
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"Come on, man. See, he's twisting everything I say around."
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"Okay, look, look. Nobody has to write anything against their will, okay?"
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"Thank you."
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"I have to go to the bathroom."
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"- I have to pee. - Okay, sidebar."
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"How is he gonna pee if his hands are taped down?"
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"No, he can't piss in his pants, Charlie!"
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"I don't know why you're so in love with this guy."
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"I just don't want to get arrested for kidnapping."
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"- If we just untie him for a second. - Not gonna work."
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"Go down to the basement. See if there's any more tape."
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"I'll take him to the bathroom. I'll defuse the situation."
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"- Fine. - Play it cool."
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"- Play it cool. - Play it cool."
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"I'm sorry I yelled at you, Mr. Corman."
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"and now two heavy coats? I mean,"
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"is he going to Cancun or Canada? You gotta pay attention to the details."
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"- This is how people get caught. - Ah, shit, you're right."
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"I'm leaving a trace. Okay... no, no, no, no."
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"- He should relax. - Go someplace tropical?"
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"You know what I'll do?"
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"I will put an outgoing message on his answering machine."
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"- That is good thinking, sis. - We're pretty good at this."
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"We are pretty damn good at this. We're learning."
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"Greeting one."
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"Hi, this is Mehar. Sorry I missed your call."
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"Please leave a message after the beep. Peace."
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"That did not sound like Corman."
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"Who are you people?"
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"- Friends with Corman. - Yeah."
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"Mr. Corman lives across the hall."
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"Now, back to the cooler conversation that we were having earlier."
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"I feel like in your article, you missed an opportunity to mention"
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