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Clips from The Mentalist - Red-Handed (S01E01)

"Hit me."
The Mentalist
"Hi, my name's Patrick."
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"Hi, Patrick."
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"MAN [O VER RADIO]: Mr. Etienne, we have a possible Code 9 at Table 43."
The Mentalist
"- What's a Code 9? - Cheating. I'll be right there."
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"LISBON: Table 43?"
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"Keep squeezing them, baby. Make them squeal."
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"JANE: Ha, ha. - Come on, ladies."
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"Whoo."
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"- Mr. Jane, may I have a word with you? - Just a minute."
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"- Jane. - I'm on a streak."
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"Yes, you are. And we're really wondering what your secret is."
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"There's no secret. I'm memorizing the cards."
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"Yes, well, Mr. Jane, we don't like people doing that."
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"Is having a good memory illegal?"
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"No, it's not. We can only congratulate you on your good luck..."
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"...and bar you from the establishment in the future."
The Mentalist
"Okay. Well, that was fun while it lasted."
The Mentalist
"By the way, I hate to be a telltale, but Alexandra is robbing you blind."
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"- Excuse me? - She's cheating."
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"She's flashing her hidden card to the big guy on the end of the table."
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"And when that didn't work, she's dealing the rest of the table..."
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"...cards from just underneath the top of the deck..."
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"...and holding back the top cards for him."
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"- Here, do you wanna help me? Thank you. LISBON: Oh, yeah."
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"Good luck. Good luck. Good luck."
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"Ah, the hustler returns. Lisbon says you won a whole bunch of money."
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"Oh, I didn't do too badly."
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"- How much you win? - About 250,000."
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"You won $250,000."
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"- Yeah. Are they talking to the dealer lady? - Yes."
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"60 percent on anything under 5 grand, Fifty-fifty on anything above."
The Mentalist
"You must be living large."
The Mentalist
"If by "large" you mean saving up to buy my mom a new liver before she dies, then sure."
The Mentalist
"I'm living real large."
The Mentalist
"That big twerp told you all of that?"
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"Started singing like Menudo the minute he sat down."
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"- Oh, good help is so hard to find. - Meier was on to you."
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"That's what the meeting was for. He probably fired you on the spot, didn't he?"
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"Pretty ballsy to come back into work after."
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"Only someone who knew he'd been killed would."
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"I didn't kill him."
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"I didn't. I came back to beg for my job."
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"When I heard what happened, I realized that no one knew about our meeting..."
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"...so I went back to work. I need this job."
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"Losing your job, going to jail. Who's gonna look after your mom?"
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"Now that's a prospect that would make anyone upset."
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"Now if you had a moment of insanity, I can understand that. Anyone can."
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"I didn't kill him."
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"JANE: I wonder why Meier didn't talk to Etienne about her."
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"As head of security, she's ultimately his responsibility."
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"Maybe he figured Etienne was in on it with her?"
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"CHO: Where did you go after your talk with Meier?"
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"I spent the rest of the night at the hospital with my mother."
The Mentalist
"Uh, sorry to interrupt. Quick question."
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"When Meier asked you if Matt Etienne was involved in your scam..."
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"But he does, doesn't he?"
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"Thanks. You can go."
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"- She can? - She can?"
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"She can go, can she?"
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"The Nevada Gaming Commission is gonna charge her with gaming violations."
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"Why should we let her go?"
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"Why do we get so hung up on every law someone breaks?"
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"Because we're officers of the law?"
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"Also because Matt Etienne is lying."
The Mentalist
"Now you can call him and tell him that Alexandra Yee cooperated with us."
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"And based on what she had to say, we'd like to speak to him in the morning."
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"...he's just gonna call her and ask what she said."
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"And she will swear blind she said nothing."
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"Which will make our friend Matt even more suspicious."
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"Why did we let her go if she gave us nothing?"
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"She must have told us the truth."
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"- Which is? - Eh, details, details."
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"What is it?"
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"Open it. It's not a fake turd or anything."
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"- What is this? - Carbon placed under extreme pressure."
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"Wow."
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"- Wow. - Hee, hee."
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"- We can't keep this stuff. - We can't?"
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"No, it's against regulations."
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"No, it's not."
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"Why would it be? I won the money fair and square."
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"Where do the regulations come into it?"
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"JANE: Who's your daddy?"
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"Huh?"
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"- Thanks, man. - Thanks."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"Yeah, it must be worth a lot because this is the ugliest watch I've ever seen."
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"It's horrible. I asked for the most expensive watches they had."
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"Whoa. Thanks, man."
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"All right, let's go. I got us a table booked at the best restaurant in town."
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"Good point. Uh, okay."
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"A little place on the way back to Calida. Let's go."
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"So you really won all this by memorizing cards?"
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"- You didn't have cards up your sleeve? - No, that would be cheating. Just memory."
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"- How? That's impossible. - Not at all. Anyone can do it."
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"I'm gonna raise you three."
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"How?"
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"In my mind, I've made every card in the deck into a vivid character."
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"Jack of hearts: A ballet dancer with devil's horns."
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"Every card is a living thing, every position in the deck..."
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"...is a location in my memory palace."
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"Okay. What's a memory palace?"
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"It's a place that is so clear in your mind that you can walk all around it in your head."
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"Everybody's palace is different. Has to be big and detailed and vivid."
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"My palace is a Midwest carnival circuit I used to travel with my father."
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"Your people are carny folk? You're finally starting to make sense to me."
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"Not exactly. It's a long story."
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"My point, if the 10th card in the deck is a jack of hearts..."
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"...I see a devil-horned dancer at the Joplin Missouri Fairgrounds."
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"- I see you. - Excuse me."
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"I can't see how that works."
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"Here, shuffle these."
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"Rigsby's holding two pair, sixes and nines."
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"Cho, my old friend Cho here..."
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"...and watch him get it."
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"[ALL GRO AN]"
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"Too hot for me."
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"Another hand?"
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