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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - When Will Josh See How Cool I Am? (S02E02)

"(all exclaim)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(all laughing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Gather ye 'round and I'll tell you a tale ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I've had with an ale ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ More than you can think ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Yes, this is what happens to me when I drink ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I pee my pants, my pants ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I pee my pants ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I get up from the bar to find pee on my pants ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I say it's water ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But all it takes is a glance ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ For people to realize I peed my pants ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Yes, wine can be fun... White, rosé and red ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Till I call up my boss, say I wish he was dead ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Chase down the regret with some gin for good luck ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Then steal my cousin Jim's landscaping truck ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Drive home, then I puke on my cat, my cat ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I puke on my cat ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Poor little Bruno did not expect that ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ While some can enjoy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ A scotch with a steak ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Or one glass of wine ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Then they're barely awake ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ What happens when ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I try to have one ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It just turns into ten ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And then... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I fly a plane ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ A plane, I fly a plane ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I knock on the cockpit, shouting ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ We emergency landed, the TSA came ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Now I'm banned from Southwest 'cause I try to fly planes ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Everybody!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ A bush, he has sex with a bush ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That wasn't a woman?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"MEN: ♪ No, it was a bush ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It had twigs and leaves, 'cause it was a bush ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But he's breaking the cycle and making a push ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ He's quitting his drinking ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And saving his pants ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And his cat and Southwest and Jim's truck ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ And my car ♪ - ♪ My car, too ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And the bush! ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(cheering, applause)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I didn't do anything wrong. Yes!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Again, not about you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dear God, thank you for this boba."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Bless the hands that have rolled these tapioca balls."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is that how boba is made? I'm not sure."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't you only say grace before a meal?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Boba is a drink that you eat."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, dude, listen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Greg is an alcoholic."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't tell him about me and Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He's in such a fragile state. I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't think he could handle it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Okay, so... - Now, I know what you're gonna say"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Be honest, blah, blah, blah.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, "Jesus likes honesty,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But Jesus didn't have sex with his friend's ex."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe he did. I don't know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think your impulse to not tell Greg is wise."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And mature."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Telling Greg would be selfish. It would only alleviate"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"your own guilt, blah, blah, blah,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm-hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh, you're right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Greg has a lot on his plate right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't add to it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm right about this?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great. Because I really"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"didn't want to tell him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, well, uh, you are gonna have a chance"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to practice not telling him right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"where you own up to your mistakes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I'm just starting to do that now,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I know I need to start with you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, Greg, you do not have to do this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Please, just let me get this out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am so sorry about the French fries."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know that time when we went out"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and you ordered French fries"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I ate all of them because I was wasted?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"When I think of myself doing that, I am..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That was so selfish of me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I'm sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow, I'm really glad"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- you reached out about that. - You are?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I don't remember that at all,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I will take your French fry apology"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and apply it to other stuff."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. That works."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"right up to him, say a quick hello, and boom, I'm cool."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nice to see you guys. How are you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I heard about you and Valencia... that's rough."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wh... Where am I staying?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Where do I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"reside?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Where do you hang your hat?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have an Airbnb in Claremont."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He uses it as his weekend house."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What celebrity weekends in Claremont?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I'm not supposed to tell anyone. I mean..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles) Yeah, he goes there"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"when he wants to feel down to earth, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, Josh, I know you're weirded out"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"by the whole alcoholic thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know it's coming from a place of friendship."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you. I... I think it's kind of nice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(loudly): I slept with Rebecca!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. There it is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry, what? It was the night of the wedding"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I'm so sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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