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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - When Will Josh See How Cool I Am? (S02E02)

"Josh, shut up! Shut up right now!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know that"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was a teenage Ping-Pong champion."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Seriously? The Junior Miss Table Tennis Champion"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for the Eastern Northern Seaboard County District?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How do I not know that already?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know. Maybe we should hang out more."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe we should live together. (laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, it's true."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, you should come by and give us a few pointers, then."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, I couldn't. I'm-I'm so rusty, but okay!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Cool."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ La-la-la, lovey-dove ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's an ingenue ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I have no underlying issues to address ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ They say love makes you crazy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Therefore, you can't call her crazy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'Cause when you call her crazy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You're just calling her in love. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hello, men!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's with her?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know, but I'll find out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm her best friend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Everyone knows that, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Everyone knows you say it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Same thing, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(mouse clicking)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, babe. What's up?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nothing. Never mind."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"If I told you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it would, you know, violate"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the no-shenanigans clause of our friend contract."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. But basically, I have to learn"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"how to be, like, a competition-level"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ping-Pong player in a day."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow. Okay. Anyways, listen..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (gasps) You're not! - I am."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps) I'm applying to law school!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (screams) - (laughing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! - (both laughing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"BOTH: Paula! Paula! Esquire! Paula! Esquire... Paula."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What word do you want to chant? Just let me know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't choose. They're all awesome."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I need a letter of recommendation."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca Nora Bunch, would you do me the honor?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, yes, yes. A thousand times yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, thank you. Thank you so much."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I need that by Friday, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Things are finally starting to happen for me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't believe it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My dreams might actually... come true."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You so deserve it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (laughing) - PAULA: Mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs) Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ When I was a little girl ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I felt like a princess ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ So naive and full of hope ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But then as I grew ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ The world was all like ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(giggles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Nope ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But this time, maybe,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"just maybe..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(birds singing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Maybe this dream won't lead to disgrace ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Maybe this dream is ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Maybe this dream won't poop on my face ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Like a seagull at the beach ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Maybe this dream won't be like my wedding ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ The organ played "There Goes the Bride" ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I came back."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Maybe this dream won't be like some maggots ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Feasting on the rotting deer carcass of my pride ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Maybe this dream won't be like my vibrator ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Tweedle deedle Dee! ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Maybe this dream won't be like Ebola ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Eating the flesh of its host ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Tweedle deedle Doo! ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ Maybe this dream won't be like ♪ - ♪ Tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And I have to take a dump ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ So I have to rush home ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Plus I also have my period ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ So I have menstrual cramps plus dump cramps ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And as I run frantically ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Because I've had two babies ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ So by the time I get home ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ My undies smell like a sewer rat ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Maybe this dream won't be like that ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Maybe this dream will finally make me feel ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ A... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(phone ringing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, don't even worry about it. It's my pleasure. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. Nope. Thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca told me you're applying to law school."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Ee! - And so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I took the liberty of writing you"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ A recommendation. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. Well, um, here's the thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca's actually doing it for me,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'cause, I mean, we're besties."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- So... - Oh. My... Yeah. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Of course. Of course. I understand."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, you and I are best friends, and she's your bestie."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Whatever that is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"consider it done."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. Here's the thing. I don't."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, um, but, like, thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, that's cool. That's cool."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll just hang on to this, and..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you know, maybe do another draft,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"another polish, as they say."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Okay. Yeah. - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Everything could always use a little improvement."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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