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Clips from Transparent - Off the Grid (S03E03)

"Maura, I know this is disappointing."
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"What about a waiver?"
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"All right? And that... There'll be no malpractice. Okay?"
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"- Just listen to me. - Please?"
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"Just because you can't have this surgery"
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"I am thinkin' about making an offer..."
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"on this bad boy. Check it out."
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"You feel me?"
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"Make an offer, like..."
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"- Like, buy a house? - Buy it, rent it, flip it."
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"- Live in it. - You want to move here to Overland Park?"
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"Listen, I've been thinking about this."
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"I don't want to do Red Pants anymore."
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"I could liquidate my stock, spend a year writing songs."
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"you could come over to the house, and literally just chill."
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"- Yeah. - This Sunday, there's another open house."
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"You want to come?"
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"Thanks, I... I would love to, but I can't,"
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"'cause of the church."
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"Copy. I read ya. Okay, no worries."
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"Aren't you coming with us?"
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"Uh, I w... I mean, well..."
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"Just gotta squeeze that house thing in, too."
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"I don't know, are the pinstripes too much?"
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"No, I think it looks great."
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"I don't know, I... Kinda reads like a..."
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"a sleazy banker to me."
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"I don't want people to think"
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"that this award's going to my head."
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"I don't know, I kind of like"
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"a sleazy banker look on you."
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"Oh, fuck you."
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"You know what? I'm gonna try that tweed number again."
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"roll this all together into a thesis."
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"No, b... but the trip gave me an idea..."
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"Um, about how to structure it."
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"You know? Like... Like in Hebrew Gematria."
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"and using them as markers,"
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"and... and creating this sort of..."
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"dentists and the number 36, Ali."
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"So, female, black, trans,"
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"would try to objectify or silence."
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"Oh, yeah, this is the one."
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"I just need to find a... a classy bolo or something."
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"Did you figure out what you're gonna wear yet?"
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"No. no."
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"Overland Park. Really?"
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"Hey, babe. Did you talk to the kids about coming on the cruise?"
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"I left messages for everybody."
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"floating paradise of adventure."
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"Good."
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"Ali texted and said she's a maybe."
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"That's not true, they do."
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"Oh, I forgot to tell you."
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"Yeah, well, I don't know what happened."
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"I'm gonna run to the store. We're out of Diet Coke."
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"Babe, could you spot me a ten?"
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"Um... sure."
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"So you're going to Overland Park today?"
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"Hon, he is a big boy,"
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"He's not splashing around in holy water,"
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"he just disavowed the devil."
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"Well, there's nothing wrong with that."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Personal pan pizza? - He's buying a fucking mansion"
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"I think this is you trying to break up with me,"
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"Anyway, I love hearing about how fucked up I am from you."
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"It makes me feel deeply, profoundly attracted to you."
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"Oh, come on. To criticize you is to love you."
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"To reflect you is to love you."
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"Just sit in the discomfort."
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"I... I don't understand. Where... Oh. Whoa."
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"Okay. Yeah, Pony told me about you."
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"- She did? - Yeah, I think you're the reason why"
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"- she moved to Boulder. - She moved to Boulder?"
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"so she wanted to be in the family business."
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"The family business? Of candle shops?"
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"She didn't really elaborate."
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"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
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"- What, you? - Yeah, sure."
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"Just tell me what kind of slut you are,"
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"and I'll just flog the shit out of you."
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"I also just learned how to use the suspension cuffs."
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"Oh. Well, good luck with that."
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"- Okay, that cannot be true. - There's no money in it."
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"I mean, it's really not that hard for a woman"
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"to find someone to treat her like shit for free."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Get out here!"
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"Whose is this? Do you see this skateboard?"
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"- Who left this here? - It's not mine."
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"Okay, do you see what happened here?"
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"Can you see? You made an exit ramp for Nacho."
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"- Calm down! - No!"
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"and I just left the door open while I drove?"
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"You would fall out, and you would be dead!"
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"Hey! Calm down!"
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"Now Nacho is nowhere to be found."
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"or killed by a coyote."
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"Stop it! Just stop it!"
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"I'm sorry! But that fucking turtle"
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"survived in a fucking wall"
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"What are you doing?"
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"- Have a good one. - Thank you."
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"- Yeah. Nice top. - I'm sweating in weird places."
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"Told you not to come, Stalker McStalkerson."
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"- What? - Oh, a little Christ blood?"
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"- Mmm. - Shut the fuck up."
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"Thank you. You too. Yeah."
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"Perfect timing. Pappy's throwing some meat on the grill."
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"- Yes! Meat! - Come on back."
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"- And this is... - Arts and crafts, yeah."
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"- It's really pretty. - That's so cool."
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"- Hey, guys, what's going on? - Shuckin'."
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"Shuckin' and jivin'?"
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"Alexandra, I'm so glad you're here with us today."
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"Oh, it's so nice. There's so much sky"
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"- and space everywhere. - Yeah."
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"It's so nasty."
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"He's still a little too skinny."
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