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Clips from Vamps

Short Films 2012 7 min 1,604 clips
Short

Credits

And having eternal life
"And having eternal life"
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gave me extra years with my loved ones.
"gave me extra years with my loved ones."
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Oh, the 1880s, that is.
"Oh, the 1880s, that is."
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and the new subways let you travel the whole city
"and the new subways let you travel the whole city"
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The world belonged to the young,
"The world belonged to the young,"
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I let my guard down
"I let my guard down"
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After that, things started to go downhill.
"After that, things started to go downhill."
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I taught her to get hometown soil for her coffin,
"I taught her to get hometown soil for her coffin,"
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Green Day.
"Green Day."
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I've got over 10,000 credits.
"I've got over 10,000 credits."
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I could graduate if it wasn't during the day.
"I could graduate if it wasn't during the day."
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What?
"What?"
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Hurry, I've got an 8:00 class.
"Hurry, I've got an 8:00 class."
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I think the Post Office x-rays everything now,
"I think the Post Office x-rays everything now,"
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and this looked suspicious so they opened it.
"and this looked suspicious so they opened it."
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Yeah, but you know Homeland Security.
"Yeah, but you know Homeland Security."
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Man, the terrorists ruined things for everybody.
"Man, the terrorists ruined things for everybody."
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Isn't it more like type us a letter on the computer?
"Isn't it more like type us a letter on the computer?"
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Visiting is when you go somewhere.
"Visiting is when you go somewhere."
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Yeah, you're at one place on the Internet,
"Yeah, you're at one place on the Internet,"
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What's with the mom jeans?
"What's with the mom jeans?"
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will get you in the right millennium.
"will get you in the right millennium."
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Come back here.
"Come back here."
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Cradle of Filth, Ozzy Osbourne, The Cure...
"Cradle of Filth, Ozzy Osbourne, The Cure..."
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Ooh, where?
"Ooh, where?"
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I think the artificial sweeteners gave him cancer.
"I think the artificial sweeteners gave him cancer."
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53rd Street.
"53rd Street."
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53rd Street and 6th Avenue.
"53rd Street and 6th Avenue."
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- Penthouse suite.
"- Penthouse suite."
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- We're being summoned.
"- We're being summoned."
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53rd Street.
"53rd Street."
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- Okay, 53rd Street.
"- Okay, 53rd Street."
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Take a cab. What are you, walking?
"Take a cab. What are you, walking?"
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Okay, okay. We're coming.
"Okay, okay. We're coming."
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Because we don't want to be around any of that.
"Because we don't want to be around any of that."
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Hmm?
"Hmm?"
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Ivan, call Mr. Pizza Guy.
"Ivan, call Mr. Pizza Guy."
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- Or Mr. Doodles? - Do you remember...
"- Or Mr. Doodles? - Do you remember..."
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Pizza guy.
"Pizza guy."
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Who ordered the double cheese and sausage?
"Who ordered the double cheese and sausage?"
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No.
"No."
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What? - Stuck-up McVainypants is here.
"What? - Stuck-up McVainypants is here."
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Show him how much fun you're having.
"Show him how much fun you're having."
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Wh... then take me.
"Wh... then take me."
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I don't know what you're talking about.
"I don't know what you're talking about."
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And anyone who says cornball
"And anyone who says cornball"
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is at least 80 years old.
"is at least 80 years old."
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being called the V-word.
"being called the V-word."
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So gay.
"So gay."
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Oh, great.
"Oh, great."
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As long as Cisserus takes care of herself.
"As long as Cisserus takes care of herself."
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your years will accrue.
"your years will accrue."
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You wouldn't want
"You wouldn't want"
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I'll get my coat.
"I'll get my coat."
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Listen to me.
"Listen to me."
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No, you like nice guys.
"No, you like nice guys."
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Nice guys.
"Nice guys."
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Hey, Juicy. Where are you going?
"Hey, Juicy. Where are you going?"
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Um, that only works if you're leaving.
"Um, that only works if you're leaving."
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- Oh. SL. - What?
"- Oh. SL. - What?"
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Pro Tools and I'd be happy. Law school is your dream,
"Pro Tools and I'd be happy. Law school is your dream,"
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not mine.
"not mine."
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- Hey.
"- Hey."
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Things keep changing around here.
"Things keep changing around here."
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waiting for their medicine.
"waiting for their medicine."
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- The History Channel. - Oh.
"- The History Channel. - Oh."
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That's Van Helsing. Let him through.
"That's Van Helsing. Let him through."
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What is that, a pizza carrier?
"What is that, a pizza carrier?"
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Hey, if we find a subway map and explosives, we'll call you.
"Hey, if we find a subway map and explosives, we'll call you."
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Good evening. My name is Harry,
"Good evening. My name is Harry,"
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and welcome to Sanguines Anonymous.
"and welcome to Sanguines Anonymous."
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Besides, 200 is the new 80.
"Besides, 200 is the new 80."
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- You're from Cisserus, huh? - You know her?
"- You're from Cisserus, huh? - You know her?"
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Mm.
"Mm."
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That took about a century off my life.
"That took about a century off my life."
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Thank you, Harry.
"Thank you, Harry."
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Hi, everyone.
"Hi, everyone."
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I am Vlad Tepish.
"I am Vlad Tepish."
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You know, Vlad the Impaler.
"You know, Vlad the Impaler."
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You youngsters have to learn how to substitute
"You youngsters have to learn how to substitute"
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what you can't do with things that are less harmful.
"what you can't do with things that are less harmful."
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Especially...
"Especially..."
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- this part.
"- this part."
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I've been in my 20s for two decades,
"I've been in my 20s for two decades,"
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and when I was a day player, I was doing a lot of E.
"and when I was a day player, I was doing a lot of E."
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clothing model for her.
"clothing model for her."
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But she says that I saved her because she'd been so lonely,
"But she says that I saved her because she'd been so lonely,"
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and having a friend made her want to keep existing.
"and having a friend made her want to keep existing."
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We don't need the high-highs.
"We don't need the high-highs."
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Shall we?
"Shall we?"
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When it comes to drinking human blood,
"When it comes to drinking human blood,"
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a single drop is too much,
"a single drop is too much,"
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Don't you hate it when you sprout fangs,
"Don't you hate it when you sprout fangs,"
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Why can't kids say entire words?
"Why can't kids say entire words?"
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even though it's not as good as the '80s.
"even though it's not as good as the '80s."
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a new song comes on that Devo is much better.
"a new song comes on that Devo is much better."
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green eyes,
"green eyes,"
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and...
"and..."
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- And print.
"- And print."
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Hey, would you like to have lunch with me sometime?
"Hey, would you like to have lunch with me sometime?"
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- No. - Okay.
"- No. - Okay."
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Um, no, what I meant was I work during the day
"Um, no, what I meant was I work during the day"
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Okay, great.
"Okay, great."
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All right, any questions?
"All right, any questions?"
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- How many? - A bicycle.
"- How many? - A bicycle."
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All right, I know that was no Talladega Nights.
"All right, I know that was no Talladega Nights."
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I'm so tired. I was IM'ing all day.
"I'm so tired. I was IM'ing all day."
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- What's his story? - He's silly.
"- What's his story? - He's silly."
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Goofy but cute.
"Goofy but cute."
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Um, his name is Joey...
"Um, his name is Joey..."
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I can take care of myself.
"I can take care of myself."
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Enough already. I've had enough.
"Enough already. I've had enough."
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I don't want you to eat this. Look at this.
"I don't want you to eat this. Look at this."
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All right, maybe later.
"All right, maybe later."
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- I'm tired. - Oh, shit.
"- I'm tired. - Oh, shit."
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Our credit cards are through a third party.
"Our credit cards are through a third party."
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Do you want him to think I'm 40?
"Do you want him to think I'm 40?"
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So, if the city has too much garbage,
"So, if the city has too much garbage,"
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- I know. - Hi.
"- I know. - Hi."
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How is it possible?
"How is it possible?"
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