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Clips from Bridesmaids

Short Films 2011 5 min 2,420 clips
Short Comedy

Credits

I'm sure I'm a mess.
"I'm sure I'm a mess."
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Oh.
"Oh."
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That was funny. I'm kidding.
"That was funny. I'm kidding."
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You're funny in the morning.
"You're funny in the morning."
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I love hanging out with you. I think we get along really well
"I love hanging out with you. I think we get along really well"
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and you're so sexy.
"and you're so sexy."
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I'm not looking for a relationship right now, either. Let's just say that.
"I'm not looking for a relationship right now, either. Let's just say that."
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Come on! Hands behind your heads! Let's go! Sit-ups!
"Come on! Hands behind your heads! Let's go! Sit-ups!"
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It's disgusting! I smell the fat!
"It's disgusting! I smell the fat!"
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Sorry, Rodney. We're on a budget.
"Sorry, Rodney. We're on a budget."
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- Oh, come on! - It's only 12 bucks!
"- Oh, come on! - It's only 12 bucks!"
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Oh, my God!
"Oh, my God!"
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Come on! You fucking freeloaders.
"Come on! You fucking freeloaders."
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You are not telling me something.
"You are not telling me something."
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I hung out with Ted for a little bit.
"I hung out with Ted for a little bit."
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It was fun. Here's what I don't like about it.
"It was fun. Here's what I don't like about it."
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Ew! You had sex with him.
"Ew! You had sex with him."
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They do that, don't they?
"They do that, don't they?"
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If we don't offer...
"If we don't offer..."
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I couldn't.
"I couldn't."
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It's too aggressive. It's like...
"It's too aggressive. It's like..."
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Those are the balls?
"Those are the balls?"
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He is so hot, though.
"He is so hot, though."
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but it makes you feel like shit, you know?
"but it makes you feel like shit, you know?"
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You know what? He's honest!
"You know what? He's honest!"
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He also told you that you need dental work. He's an asshole.
"He also told you that you need dental work. He's an asshole."
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Will you marry me? Yes.
"Will you marry me? Yes."
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I don't want to go to work today. Mmm-mmm.
"I don't want to go to work today. Mmm-mmm."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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Come on. Look away, look away, look away.
"Come on. Look away, look away, look away."
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That's sweet. You guys love each other, huh?
"That's sweet. You guys love each other, huh?"
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know who you're sleeping next to. It is scary.
"know who you're sleeping next to. It is scary."
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And no wonder. You're selling lifelong happiness.
"And no wonder. You're selling lifelong happiness."
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You're not telling everyone about your problems
"You're not telling everyone about your problems"
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Show me your love is eternal face.
"Show me your love is eternal face."
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You make up the best nicknames.
"You make up the best nicknames."
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Thank you so much, Kahlua.
"Thank you so much, Kahlua."
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You've just got to try harder.
"You've just got to try harder."
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is because your mom is my sponsor in AA, and I'm doing her a favor.
"is because your mom is my sponsor in AA, and I'm doing her a favor."
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I understand.
"I understand."
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Oh, hey, roomie.
"Oh, hey, roomie."
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Just a random...
"Just a random..."
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He said, it's for free! And I said, Sure.
"He said, it's for free! And I said, Sure."
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It's a Mexican drinking worm.
"It's a Mexican drinking worm."
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It's a Native American symbol meaning wasted.
"It's a Native American symbol meaning wasted."
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Gil, hi. Hello. How are you?
"Gil, hi. Hello. How are you?"
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Yes. Yes. Yeah.
"Yes. Yes. Yeah."
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- Who is it? - Me!
"- Who is it? - Me!"
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I'm very happy that you are here.
"I'm very happy that you are here."
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That's why he's been acting so weird
"That's why he's been acting so weird"
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I know!
"I know!"
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Lil!
"Lil!"
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I'm shocked, still.
"I'm shocked, still."
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Yes. My pits are sweating.
"Yes. My pits are sweating."
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My stomach hurts. I'm hot. What does that mean?
"My stomach hurts. I'm hot. What does that mean?"
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Oh, my God! What is happening?
"Oh, my God! What is happening?"
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I don't know. I'm wearing a ring.
"I don't know. I'm wearing a ring."
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I can't believe it.
"I can't believe it."
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And you'll be my maid of honor.
"And you'll be my maid of honor."
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Stop. Okay.
"Stop. Okay."
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Hi, baby, what's up?
"Hi, baby, what's up?"
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Yeah, I'll meet you in an hour.
"Yeah, I'll meet you in an hour."
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Wow.
"Wow."
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Painting those giant bangs was a royal pain in my can.
"Painting those giant bangs was a royal pain in my can."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Honey. Anytime, anytime.
"Honey. Anytime, anytime."
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All right. I guess I'm going to Lillian's party by myself, then.
"All right. I guess I'm going to Lillian's party by myself, then."
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Don't talk to me about being by yourself.
"Don't talk to me about being by yourself."
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Thanks to that new whore, Barb.
"Thanks to that new whore, Barb."
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Okay. But she's still a whore.
"Okay. But she's still a whore."
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and I'm sure Barb is a champion at it.
"and I'm sure Barb is a champion at it."
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It's called a chicken coop. Of course it is.
"It's called a chicken coop. Of course it is."
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You start at the back and you peck your way
"You start at the back and you peck your way"
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to the front like you have a beak.
"to the front like you have a beak."
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That's gross.
"That's gross."
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Of course, he grew up on a farm.
"Of course, he grew up on a farm."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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No, thanks.
"No, thanks."
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Annie!
"Annie!"
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You remember my cousin Rita?
"You remember my cousin Rita?"
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and there is semen all over everything, okay?
"and there is semen all over everything, okay?"
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Disgusting.
"Disgusting."
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I cracked a blanket in half.
"I cracked a blanket in half."
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Annie, this is Becca, my friend from work.
"Annie, this is Becca, my friend from work."
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This is my husband, Kevin.
"This is my husband, Kevin."
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Thank you so much.
"Thank you so much."
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Sorry. Is this your husband?
"Sorry. Is this your husband?"
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Do you want to go for a walk later?
"Do you want to go for a walk later?"
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Sorry.
"Sorry."
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Believe it or not, pins in my legs, I can still do this. Right?
"Believe it or not, pins in my legs, I can still do this. Right?"
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I'm not going to say I survived, I'm going to say I thrived.
"I'm not going to say I survived, I'm going to say I thrived."
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I met a dolphin down there.
"I met a dolphin down there."
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but into my soul.
"but into my soul."
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And he said, I'm saving you, Megan.
"And he said, I'm saving you, Megan."
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Helen, this is Annie.
"Helen, this is Annie."
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Hi! Ohh!
"Hi! Ohh!"
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You are so pretty.
"You are so pretty."
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You are so cute! You are so sweet.
"You are so cute! You are so sweet."
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She's great, isn't she?
"She's great, isn't she?"
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I'm not going to go on with a big speech, so I'll just say this.
"I'm not going to go on with a big speech, so I'll just say this."
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I'm so happy to be a part of this celebration.
"I'm so happy to be a part of this celebration."
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as well as a lifetime of happiness.
"as well as a lifetime of happiness."
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- Thank you. - Cheers.
"- Thank you. - Cheers."
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- Love you guys. - Cheers.
"- Love you guys. - Cheers."
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Thank you, Annie. That was so sweet. Thank you.
"Thank you, Annie. That was so sweet. Thank you."
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Lil, remember that trip we took to Miami with the boys?
"Lil, remember that trip we took to Miami with the boys?"
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and we just sat and drank wine and ate peanut brittle.
"and we just sat and drank wine and ate peanut brittle."
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Doug and Lillian.
"Doug and Lillian."
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Dessert wine, yummy. Excuse me.
"Dessert wine, yummy. Excuse me."
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you are so special to me, because...
"you are so special to me, because..."
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Well, one of the reasons is because I've known you my whole entire life.
"Well, one of the reasons is because I've known you my whole entire life."
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Thank you. One last thing.
"Thank you. One last thing."
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and that's you, Lil.
"and that's you, Lil."
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In good times and bad times
"In good times and bad times"
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I don't know. She's in your wedding
"I don't know. She's in your wedding"
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Ha ha. Very funny. Can I stop walking now?
"Ha ha. Very funny. Can I stop walking now?"
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Stop it. Stop it. Please, stop.
"Stop it. Stop it. Please, stop."
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It's a funny thing about brake lights. You have to have them.
"It's a funny thing about brake lights. You have to have them."
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I knew it. God, those have been out for a year.
"I knew it. God, those have been out for a year."
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Yes. License and registration, please.
"Yes. License and registration, please."
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