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Clips from Hail, Caesar!

Movies 2016 106 min ★ 6.3/10 (151,381 ratings) 1,791 clips
Drama Mystery Comedy

Credits

Dierdre. Dierdre, yes.
"Dierdre. Dierdre, yes."
Hail, Caesar!
She's gonna importune, Mr. Laurentz?
"She's gonna importune, Mr. Laurentz?"
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Is that something I should be concerned about?
"Is that something I should be concerned about?"
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Very good, very good. Let's try one, shall we?
"Very good, very good. Let's try one, shall we?"
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Wonderful, splendid.
"Wonderful, splendid."
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before your first line, you respond to her line
"before your first line, you respond to her line"
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with a mirthless chuckle.
"with a mirthless chuckle."
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Laurentz.
"Laurentz."
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I'll give it a shot.
"I'll give it a shot."
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No mirthless chuckle.
"No mirthless chuckle."
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maybe try her one more time.
"maybe try her one more time."
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No, no, no. Completely unnecessary under the circumstances.
"No, no, no. Completely unnecessary under the circumstances."
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they can read your thoughts,
"they can read your thoughts,"
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Okay, you're the boss man, Mr. Laurence.
"Okay, you're the boss man, Mr. Laurence."
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Yes. Because it's not so simple, you see.
"Yes. Because it's not so simple, you see."
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Your feelings are not so simple.
"Your feelings are not so simple."
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No, sir. Okay.
"No, sir. Okay."
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Action.
"Action."
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Very good, very good.
"Very good, very good."
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Um...
"Um..."
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All right, let's try this.
"All right, let's try this."
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Your line, just say it as I say it.
"Your line, just say it as I say it."
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Would that it were so simple.
"Would that it were so simple."
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Would that it were so simple.
"Would that it were so simple."
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Would that it... Would that ih twuuuuuuh so simple?
"Would that it... Would that ih twuuuuuuh so simple?"
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Laurence. Mmm.
"Laurence. Mmm."
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I thought...
"I thought..."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Would that ih twuuuuuuh... Would that it...
"Would that ih twuuuuuuh... Would that it..."
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Would that ih twuuuuuuh so simple.
"Would that ih twuuuuuuh so simple."
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Would that it were so simple.
"Would that it were so simple."
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Would that it were so simple.
"Would that it were so simple."
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or wherever we end up finding him.
"or wherever we end up finding him."
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Fine, but what do we shoot without him?
"Fine, but what do we shoot without him?"
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Could you get through it shooting around him?
"Could you get through it shooting around him?"
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If we're carrying everybody in the final scene
"If we're carrying everybody in the final scene"
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who's up on crucifixes
"who's up on crucifixes"
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that's $3.40 an hour hardship pay, eight hour minimum.
"that's $3.40 an hour hardship pay, eight hour minimum."
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Yeah. Plus we lose...
"Yeah. Plus we lose..."
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Mr. Mannix, I'm sorry... Not now.
"Mr. Mannix, I'm sorry... Not now."
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We lose Todd Hocheiser to Fox at the end of the week.
"We lose Todd Hocheiser to Fox at the end of the week."
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We should have made him exclusive.
"We should have made him exclusive."
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For two decades the words Laurence Laurentz Presents
"For two decades the words Laurence Laurentz Presents"
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What's on your mind, Laurence?
"What's on your mind, Laurence?"
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movie stars in the world.
"movie stars in the world."
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But this is a drama, Mannix, a real drama.
"But this is a drama, Mannix, a real drama."
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you didn't miss your lunch at the Imperial Gardens.
"you didn't miss your lunch at the Imperial Gardens."
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It's Hobie Doyle. Is the boy game?
"It's Hobie Doyle. Is the boy game?"
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Well, if he needs help, it's your job to help him.
"Well, if he needs help, it's your job to help him."
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Quiet, Engels!
"Quiet, Engels!"
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Your table is right over here.
"Your table is right over here."
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They mix a hell of a Mai Tai. I like this place.
"They mix a hell of a Mai Tai. I like this place."
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Nothing to apologize for. We said the deal was on the table for a week.
"Nothing to apologize for. We said the deal was on the table for a week."
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Go ahead.
"Go ahead."
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No, I'm trying to quit.
"No, I'm trying to quit."
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to see if there was some impediment we could help with,
"to see if there was some impediment we could help with,"
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And you need to think about the future.
"And you need to think about the future."
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I'm sure the picture business is pretty damned interesting.
"I'm sure the picture business is pretty damned interesting."
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shouldering a lot of crackpot problems for...
"shouldering a lot of crackpot problems for..."
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Ever heard of the Bikini Atoll?
"Ever heard of the Bikini Atoll?"
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It's the real world.
"It's the real world."
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They're in there.
"They're in there."
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Please, enter. All are welcome.
"Please, enter. All are welcome."
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Yeah. And, uh...
"Yeah. And, uh..."
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Well, we've just read the minutes.
"Well, we've just read the minutes."
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They're usually pretty boring.
"They're usually pretty boring."
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It's, uh, more of a study group.
"It's, uh, more of a study group."
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History, economics.
"History, economics."
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Quiet, Engels!
"Quiet, Engels!"
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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Man is split?
"Man is split?"
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Well, Man's functions are split.
"Well, Man's functions are split."
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Man's institutions are split,
"Man's institutions are split,"
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History is science.
"History is science."
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Because it's science. It's not make believe.
"Because it's science. It's not make believe."
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We don't believe in Santa Claus.
"We don't believe in Santa Claus."
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Who's that guy?
"Who's that guy?"
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Our understanding of the true workings of history
"Our understanding of the true workings of history"
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As such, it expresses the contradictions of capitalism
"As such, it expresses the contradictions of capitalism"
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Which is exciting.
"Which is exciting."
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But yes, we're for the little guy.
"But yes, we're for the little guy."
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Aren't you? Shut up!
"Aren't you? Shut up!"
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Of course I'm for the little guy.
"Of course I'm for the little guy."
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Listen, I better get back. The studio's gotta be going nuts.
"Listen, I better get back. The studio's gotta be going nuts."
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producing this year's ration of dreams
"producing this year's ration of dreams"
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Why do you present yourself in my chambers in such humble fashion?
"Why do you present yourself in my chambers in such humble fashion?"
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The fires of the brazier of Sestimus
"The fires of the brazier of Sestimus"
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promise shortly to undo the damage.
"promise shortly to undo the damage."
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Autolochus, you know that my love is for you,
"Autolochus, you know that my love is for you,"
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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$100,000.
"$100,000."
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I only wanted to notify you as a courtesy
"I only wanted to notify you as a courtesy"
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First of all...
"First of all..."
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First of all, there's nothing to that story.
"First of all, there's nothing to that story."
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And you wouldn't want to, Thora. It's beneath you.
"And you wouldn't want to, Thora. It's beneath you."
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It's my entire column.
"It's my entire column."
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a true story for tomorrow's column.
"a true story for tomorrow's column."
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A little something
"A little something"
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You should see the two of them together. Like peas in a pod.
"You should see the two of them together. Like peas in a pod."
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I don't think so.
"I don't think so."
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on a story that's years old.
"on a story that's years old."
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show you your story's the bunk.
"show you your story's the bunk."
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What kind of name is Thora, anyway?
"What kind of name is Thora, anyway?"
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It's a name that 19 million readers trust.
"It's a name that 19 million readers trust."
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Ah, never mind. How you doing? What's the story?
"Ah, never mind. How you doing? What's the story?"
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No, nothing. I saw your sister earlier.
"No, nothing. I saw your sister earlier."
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We all know about the womanizing and the drinking jags
"We all know about the womanizing and the drinking jags"
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What's up, Peanut?
"What's up, Peanut?"
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Natalie told me to find you PDQ.
"Natalie told me to find you PDQ."
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I know it sounds screwy, but she said
"I know it sounds screwy, but she said"
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Good Lord! Thessaly, I have to run.
"Good Lord! Thessaly, I have to run."
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They want the truth, Eddie.
"They want the truth, Eddie."
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On three. And Hobie Doyle is in there.
"On three. And Hobie Doyle is in there."
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Hello, Mannix...
"Hello, Mannix..."
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I give him all the credit in the world,
"I give him all the credit in the world,"
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They got me talking a lot,
"They got me talking a lot,"
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But this one here, it's talking.
"But this one here, it's talking."
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That them?
"That them?"
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Hiya, hon.
"Hiya, hon."
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Uh-huh.
"Uh-huh."
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