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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Lobsterfest (S01E01)

"All the butter's been contaminated by Bob,"
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"and there isn't any more in town!"
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"Bob destroyed Lobsterfest!"
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"Can't you just eat Lobster without butter?"
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"No! How? That's an outrage!"
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"Well, why don't you call it butterfest?"
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"It brings out the succulence, jerk!"
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"Yeah!"
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"So what should we do with him?"
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"Throw him in the shell pile!"
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"Shell pile?"
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"Shell pile! Shell pile! Shell..."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Excuse me, excuse me, sorry."
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"Maybe Bob shouldn't have threatened your butter,"
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"and he definitely should have charged you for the burgers."
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"Boo...!"
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"But he opened his beautiful heart last night,"
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"and you boiled it alive like a Lobster!"
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"All you're doing is making us angrier!"
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"Shell pile!"
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"Shell pile!"
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"Sorry, Bobby, I used a bad analogy."
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"Hugo, this doesn't seem right."
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"What? I have a girlfriend;"
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"Bob's about to be thrown on to a shell pile--"
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"I've had this exact fantasy."
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"Come on, Hugo."
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"If Bob hadn't been your wingman last night,"
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"you'd be another lonely guy in a satin sash."
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"I was doing fine!"
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"I don't need a wingman!"
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"Oh, no?"
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"♪ flying with the eagles ♪"
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"♪ wingman ♪"
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"♪ he's trying to help you out ♪"
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"♪ wingman ♪"
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"♪ wingman, wingman ♪"
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"♪ wingman, wingman... ♪"
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"Agh! Damn it, Ron!"
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"Stop it, everyone! Slow down!"
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"I'm the health inspector."
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"Someone once told me that's like being the food sheriff."
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"This vat of butter isn't contaminated by Bob"
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"until I say so!"
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"I have with me a dairy purity spectrometer."
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"Oh..."
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"Now, give me some room."
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"Thank you, Gretchen."
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"Ow! You stabbed me!"
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"You're in anaphylactic shock."
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"Mm, you're a handsome shrimp."
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"You just jumped to the top of my list."
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"It's a mating list for when the world ends."
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"Bob's skin flakes, arm hair and fingernail dirt"
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"are all present."
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"No! That's disgusting!"
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"Let me finish!"
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"They're present, but not at threatening levels."
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"The butter is grade c to d-minus."
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"Fit for everyone except babies"
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"and people with compromised immune systems."
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"In other words, get your bib on!"
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"Man, that was the best Lobsterfest ever."
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"Yeah. Turns out people are hard on the outside"
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"and soft on the inside."
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"Like, uh..."
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"Like, uh..."
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"Uh..."
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"Oh, I don't know, like a... like a crab."
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"And we witnessed the birth of a new tradition--"
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"every year on Lobsterfest Eve, we trash Bob's place."
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"No, no, no, no. Right?"
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"You've always looked like this?"
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"I was born like this."
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"Uh, I need a picture to compare."
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"Oh, my God,"
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"Hello, gorgeous!"
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"Bob, Linda. Hey, Hugo."
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"Where's Gretchen?"
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"She's a firecracker, that Gretchen."
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"You sure she's not more than you can handle, Hugo?"
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"Gretchen just broke up with me."
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"She said she was more than I could handle."
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"She said she didn't mind a small badge,"
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"but said I didn't know how to use it, Bob!"
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"Ow. Ouch."
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"Oh, that's too bad."
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"I don't need your pity!"
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"So, here we are."
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"- Surprise inspection! - Oh."
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"Pencil! Pencil."
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"Ooh, bent spindle. Ron! Shut it down!"
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"It's the one the astronauts used."
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"Teddy, you think the astronauts brought"
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"Watched a hockey game at a lesbian bar, Bob."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"And I picked that corner."
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"I just want to give 'em a pressed ham first."
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"And now that's gone, too."
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"Uh, no. Actually, I'm not, uh..."
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"What?! Lobsterfest is back on?"
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"P-people! Wait! Stop!"
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"All right, attention, people!"
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"I have finished my butter analysis."
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"Bob! No! This isn't you!"
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"Give him some room!"
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"you imagined your first time?"
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"You come with me!"
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"The entire royal court of Lobster maidens."
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"Get him, gene!"
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"You're not a bottom-feeder, Bob!"
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"I'm authorizing myself to use"
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"Sorry for using all of your napkins."
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"♪ ♪"
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"What everyone else is talking about."
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"I guess we're having Lobster."
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"Listen, what's going on here?"
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