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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Lobsterfest (S01E01)

"Oh, great. I mean, hi, Hugo."
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"You know, I couldn't help but notice, Bob,"
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"uh, yours is the only window on the street"
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"without a Lobsterfest poster in it."
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"Yeah. Why might that be?"
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"Well, because Lobsterfest is stupid!"
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"What? I'll handle this, Ron."
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"Put the sign up. It's the law."
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"I'm grand marshal of the fest this year!"
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"But, Hugo, as a health inspector,"
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"you must know how disgusting Lobsters are, right?"
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"They're bottom feeders that eat garbage all day."
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"Huh, they like garbage?"
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"Then they must eat here!"
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"In your face, Bob."
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"Let's make like a Lobster and get the shell out of here."
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"All right."
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"Hey, my two best customers!"
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"Two burgers coming up."
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"No burgers for me, Bob."
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"I'm saving my appetite for Lobsterfest."
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"None for me either, Bobby."
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"I just come by to show you my new Lobster cracker."
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"Check it out-- titanium with butter-resistant grips."
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"a Lobster cracker to space?"
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"Yeah. That's what it says on the box. Look."
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""The one the astronauts used in space!""
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"I spent $49 on this."
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"Hey, I bet you kids are old enough"
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"to crack your own claws this year, right?"
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"We don't celebrate Lobsterfest."
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"What?! We're like Jews on Christmas."
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"Or Jews for Jesus on hanukkah."
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"Or me at a lesbian bar."
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"Last night."
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"It was like I was invisible. Uh..."
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"And who knows the name of the delicious paste"
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"Tomalley! Correct."
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"Excuse me, miss labonz?"
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"Yes, Louise. My family doesn't observe Lobsterfest."
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"Thank you. Good night."
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"Louise, I don't normally use this argument,"
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"but if everyone else is doing it, you should, too."
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"The tropical storm has changed course"
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"and has been upgraded to a hurricane."
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"It could hit town at any moment."
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"Don't worry."
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"We have an emergency plan."
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"It's called "talking it through.""
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"by something bad they did?"
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"Say it."
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"I rub my genitals on the couch."
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"We're all gonna die because of you!"
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"It's weather only a Lobster could love,"
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"Ha, ha! Stupid, failure weatherman,"
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"and your failed Lobsterfest."
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"Where's your ugly red sea bug God now?!"
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"All right, hold hands."
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"Bob, we have to close."
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"A hurricane is coming!"
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"I know. Isn't it great?"
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"Lobsterfest is cancelled!"
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"So this town is gonna be crawling with empty bellies"
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"ready to eat Bob's burgers, baby!"
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"Bob, you're crazy."
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"I think you're crazy!"
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"'Cause it's crazy not to sell burgers during a hurricane!"
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"Bob's burgers is open for business!"
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"Oh."
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"Wind chimes! Aah!"
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"Bob, I'm not sure staying open is safe."
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"Suppose the hurricane tears right through here."
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"I'll chance it!"
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"Oh, you poor things!"
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"Welcome, your highnesseses."
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"Uh, you are henceforth known as the royal cows."
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"Bob!"
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"Ah, well, something like that."
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"I'll go throw on some burgers."
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"Hot coffee coming up!"
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"I'd really rather get my lips around that beer tap."
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"Hi, guys. Hey, Gretchen!"
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"Hi! Oh, Lobster maiden!"
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"She cuts my hair. How you doing?"
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"Hey, are you still working nights at the cop bar?"
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"Nah, there was a groping incident."
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"I apologized, but they fired me anyway."
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"Oh, she's too much. Really is."
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"Hey, you open? Mm-hmm."
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"You got food? Yup."
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"Beer? Absolutely!"
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"Atmosphere?"
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"I think this might develop into a party type situation!"
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"I already picked a corner for the bathroom."
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"That one, where I went."
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"Mom, I'm coming up!"
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"Just stay down there."
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"They're gonna need you to help repopulate the earth"
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"when this is all over."
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"Ew! You want us to mate with each other?!"
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"in other basements."
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"Keep talking."
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"All right!"
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"Jvh unplugged!"
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"Oh, Bobby, look at Hugo."
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"Oh, and poor wet Ron."
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"Yeah. Isn't it hilarious? Bobby."
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"All right, I'll let 'em in."
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"Stop it! Come on, let me."
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"All right."
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"I want to thank you for bringing us in, Bob."
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"It was totally Linda's idea."
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"You have everything, and I have nothing."
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"God, so alone!"
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"Yeah, that's too bad."
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"Hey, Bobby, some of the Lobster maidens are open"
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"to the idea of a wet gown contest."
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"Want to put up a prize?"
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"Uh, how about a towel?"
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"Gretchen, have you, uh, met Hugo?"
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