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Clips from This Is Us (2016) (S01E01)

- Piss them off. - Thanks.

"- Piss them off. - Thanks."

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It's still too far. I can tell by the way you...

"It's still too far. I can tell by the way you..."

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- Yes. - It's a little too far.

"- Yes. - It's a little too far."

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- He plays too much. - It's okay.

"- He plays too much. - It's okay."

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- It's okay. - He plays too much.

"- It's okay. - He plays too much."

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Don't call us.

"Don't call us."

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so what I've been finding to be really helpful

"so what I've been finding to be really helpful"

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is if I...

"is if I..."

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out of the box

"out of the box"

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and then I put the portion onto the plate

"and then I put the portion onto the plate"

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- and then I put the box - Just pass it.

"- and then I put the box - Just pass it."

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Away... and then I know...

"Away... and then I know..."

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how... how many crackers

"how... how many crackers"

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I'm allowed to-to have.

"I'm allowed to-to have."

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To h... to have,

"To h... to have,"

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so then I know that if-if I'm only allowed

"so then I know that if-if I'm only allowed"

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to have ten crackers,

"to have ten crackers,"

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then I have the ten crackers on my plate,

"then I have the ten crackers on my plate,"

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which is fine, but at the same time,

"which is fine, but at the same time,"

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there are other crackers that I like than-than

"there are other crackers that I like than-than"

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saltine crackers as much as I like

"saltine crackers as much as I like"

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a Cheez-It type cracker,

"a Cheez-It type cracker,"

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with the Cheez-It type cracker

"with the Cheez-It type cracker"

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is maybe put a little bit more on the plate,

"is maybe put a little bit more on the plate,"

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but I'm still rationing, so if I have a saltine,

"but I'm still rationing, so if I have a saltine,"

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then I might put ten on the plate,

"then I might put ten on the plate,"

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but there might be 20 if it's a Cheez-It.

"but there might be 20 if it's a Cheez-It."

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She was always away on business.

"She was always away on business."

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So, I was used to being alone but this, you know, this...

"So, I was used to being alone but this, you know, this..."

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but this was a different kind of alone. She was always away

"but this was a different kind of alone. She was always away"

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on business, so I was used to being...

"on business, so I was used to being..."

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She was always away on business, so I was used to being alone,

"She was always away on business, so I was used to being alone,"

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but this was a different kind of alone.

"but this was a different kind of alone."

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You know? This-this... is a different kind of...

"You know? This-this... is a different kind of..."

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I thought you two were watching a movie.

"I thought you two were watching a movie."

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We want to have

"We want to have"

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a Barbie fashion show.

"a Barbie fashion show."

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Oh, cool. That sounds fun.

"Oh, cool. That sounds fun."

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We need you to be the celebrity judge.

"We need you to be the celebrity judge."

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Right.

"Right."

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because I got this rehearsal tomorrow

"because I got this rehearsal tomorrow"

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and I really want to be off book, so...

"and I really want to be off book, so..."

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Off book. Off book means, uh,

"Off book. Off book means, uh,"

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means that I know my lines.

"means that I know my lines."

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have Grandpa be the judge.

"have Grandpa be the judge."

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Grandpa's not a celebrity.

"Grandpa's not a celebrity."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Their logic seems sound.

"Their logic seems sound."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Okay. Um... tell you what? You want to,

"Okay. Um... tell you what? You want to,"

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you want to help me? You want to,

"you want to help me? You want to,"

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you want to read the play with me?

"you want to read the play with me?"

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- Okay. - Yeah. Oh, come on.

"- Okay. - Yeah. Oh, come on."

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Come on, over here. William,

"Come on, over here. William,"

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- let's do it. - I'm not much of an actor.

"- let's do it. - I'm not much of an actor."

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Oh, doesn't matter. I just need to get the lines down, so...

"Oh, doesn't matter. I just need to get the lines down, so..."

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All right, Tess, we'll start with you.

"All right, Tess, we'll start with you."

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Uh, you're gonna be Jessica, David's wife.

"Uh, you're gonna be Jessica, David's wife."

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Why does she get to be Jessica?

"Why does she get to be Jessica?"

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Well, um, be...

"Well, um, be..."

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Oh, because you're Gracie, okay?

"Oh, because you're Gracie, okay?"

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Gracie's Jessica's mom, which is kind of cool.

"Gracie's Jessica's mom, which is kind of cool."

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It means you get to boss your sister around.

"It means you get to boss your sister around."

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How's that sound?

"How's that sound?"

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So. William, multiple questions.

"So. William, multiple questions."

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First one, I'm not gonna lie to you,

"First one, I'm not gonna lie to you,"

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- it's a little delicate. - Go ahead.

"- it's a little delicate. - Go ahead."

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Do you know how to read?

"Do you know how to read?"

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Yes, I can read.

"Yes, I can read."

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I knew it. I was joking.

"I knew it. I was joking."

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Of course you know how to read.

"Of course you know how to read."

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Trying to be funny. Okay. So if you

"Trying to be funny. Okay. So if you"

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could please read the role of Brad.

"could please read the role of Brad."

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Terrific, okay. Whoa, where we going?

"Terrific, okay. Whoa, where we going?"

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I have to pee.

"I have to pee."

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Oh, I kind of do, too.

"Oh, I kind of do, too."

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What are you... Oh, good God.

"What are you... Oh, good God."

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Mm.

"Mm."

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Now, this is what

"Now, this is what"

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Sex first.

"Sex first."

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Right away.

"Right away."

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Loud, adult,

"Loud, adult,"

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no kids in the next room sex.

"no kids in the next room sex."

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And it doesn't have to be marathon sex.

"And it doesn't have to be marathon sex."

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We just need to get the job done.

"We just need to get the job done."

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to fall asleep afterwards watching House Hunters.

"to fall asleep afterwards watching House Hunters."

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Don't want to miss the whole night sleeping. Right?

"Don't want to miss the whole night sleeping. Right?"

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Ooh.

"Ooh."

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We'll do it in the shower.

"We'll do it in the shower."

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That's good.

"That's good."

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Won't fall asleep in the big fancy shower.

"Won't fall asleep in the big fancy shower."

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That way we will finish our loud adult shower sex

"That way we will finish our loud adult shower sex"

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just as room service arrives and we will slip on robes

"just as room service arrives and we will slip on robes"

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and eat burgers... No, wait... spaghetti.

"and eat burgers... No, wait... spaghetti."

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No, I like burgers better.

"No, I like burgers better."

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We will eat burgers in bed.

"We will eat burgers in bed."

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Ooh.

"Ooh."

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Oh. Now, the big question is...

"Oh. Now, the big question is..."

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what to order on pay-per-view.

"what to order on pay-per-view."

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Oh, I already hope they, uh, I hope they have that

"Oh, I already hope they, uh, I hope they have that"

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Huge Grant-Meryl Streep movie that sounds like a black lady.

"Huge Grant-Meryl Streep movie that sounds like a black lady."

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Come on. Florence Foster Jenkins.

"Come on. Florence Foster Jenkins."

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Baby, they already got Florence Foster Jenkins.

"Baby, they already got Florence Foster Jenkins."

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I'm late.

"I'm late."

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I'm a week and a half late, Randall,

"I'm a week and a half late, Randall,"

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and I feel like crap.

"and I feel like crap."

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And I was chewing on ice all day yesterday

"And I was chewing on ice all day yesterday"

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and I almost threw up when I looked at pizza

"and I almost threw up when I looked at pizza"

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and I cannot bring myself to go to the drugstore

"and I cannot bring myself to go to the drugstore"

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and get a pregnancy test.

"and get a pregnancy test."

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I need you to talk me down.

"I need you to talk me down."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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- Hey, how are you? - Hey, good.

"- Hey, how are you? - Hey, good."

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Come on in. We got carrots, celery,

"Come on in. We got carrots, celery,"

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broccoli, no dip. You're welcome.

"broccoli, no dip. You're welcome."

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Thank you, that's so nice.

"Thank you, that's so nice."

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Oh, and, uh, Kate, this is my good friend, Shooter.

"Oh, and, uh, Kate, this is my good friend, Shooter."

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- Shooter, Kate. - Hey.

"- Shooter, Kate. - Hey."

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Great news. You both love sports, so...

"Great news. You both love sports, so..."

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sports party.

"sports party."

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