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Clips from The Office - The Client (S02E02)

"Okay, let's do this thing. Wish us luck."
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"Thank you. Kiss ass."
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"So, I think you all could just take off now."
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"Well... Do you always shut down the entire office"
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"when you leave for an hour?"
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"No, no. That would not be efficient."
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"That's not true, I know how to delegate."
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"Not more."
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"Hey, everybody, listen up!"
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"This is what we're gonna do. You sit tight until I return."
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"Sound good? Doesn't matter, it's an order."
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"Follow it blindly."
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"Okay."
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"All right, ciao. Adios!"
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"I'll drive."
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"No, that's all right. I wanna leave straight from there."
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"It is just a couple blocks away, so..."
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"I know Scranton. At all!"
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"All right... Have you ever been to Scranton, Jan?"
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"Okay."
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"you might think she was dead."
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"Why would we need a signal?"
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"Well, in case one of us gets into trouble, the other one can signal..."
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"What kind of trouble are you planning on getting in, Michael?"
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"You're gonna let me do the talking, we agreed on that."
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"I thought that was you. Hi. Hi."
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"Michael Scott. This is Jan Levinson-Gould."
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"Just Jan Levinson."
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"And... No Gould? No."
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"Thank you very much for meeting with us. Have you been waiting long?"
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"No, not long. Good. Good."
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"Is Gould dead? What..."
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"Michael, we got divorced, okay?"
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"Do you want to talk about it? Michael."
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"We're in a meeting."
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"Okay. This way, please."
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"Christian. All right, after you."
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"I thought we could start by going over the needs of the county."
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"over the past five years."
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"So for us, the name of the game is budget reduction and..."
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"What do you say? They are awesome."
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"You want to, Christian? Blossom?"
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"Sure."
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"Hey, I heard a very, very funny joke the other day."
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"Christian, you don't have to listen to this."
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"Just the one."
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"Um..."
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"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."
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"Okay, you want me to read them?"
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"Yes."
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"Okay. A fisherman is walking down Fifth Avenue,"
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"leading an animal behind him when... No, no."
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"Told it, not as good as you think. Pick another one."
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"Okay! Bingo! And a lighthouse."
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"Yes. That is hysterical."
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"Could you start that one from the beginning?"
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"It is a screenplay starring himself."
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"What is that?"
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"In case the writing didn't really put a picture in your head."
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"And there he is, in the flesh, Agent Michael Scarn."
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"Now we know what he looks like."
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"The first guy says, Well, I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn."
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"Oh, no! No!"
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"Oh, my God, that's funny!"
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"I almost had Awesome Blossom coming out of my nose!"
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"Excuse me, could I have a vodka tonic, please?"
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"of Threat Level Midnight by Michael Scott?"
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"All right, let's get this started."
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"I'm gonna be reading the action descriptions"
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"and, Phyllis, I would like you to play Catherine Zeta- Jones."
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"That's the character's name? Oh, yeah."
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"You took something that doesn't belong to you..."
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"Dwight.... brought it in here and made copies of it."
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"Hey, that's delicious. I love it."
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"We would probably be upset with ourselves"
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"if we went this whole night without talking business,"
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"so Dunder Mifflin can provide"
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"a level of personal service to the county"
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"that the warehouse chains just can't match."
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"Well, we are out to save money."
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"What's the bottom line?"
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"so I wouldn't have to just shout nonsense words."
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"That's her fault."
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"Hmm? Hmm?"
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"I don't think Christian has time for that..."
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"I want my baby back, baby back, baby back"
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"Inside the FBI, Agent Michael Scarn sits with his feet up on his desk."
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"Not now!"
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"Not in a thousand years, Catherine, we work together."
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"And get off my desk."
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"Yes, I have acted before."
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"I was in a production of Oklahoma! In the seventh grade."
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"I played the part of Mutie the Mailman."
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"I was good."
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"If it isn't my old partner, Samuel L. Chang."
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"Now, keep me company for one more mission."
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"Hey, I have to work late."
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"But as soon as I blow out these candles..."
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"Agent Michael Scarn, you so funny. Word."
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"A man, sitting several seats down, who has a gold face,"
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"Mr. Scarn, perhaps you would be more comfortable in my private jet."
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"Samuel, you are such an idiot."
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"You are the worst assistant ever and you're disgusting."
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"Here's what we think happened."
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"Michael's sidekick,"
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"who all through the movie, is this complete idiot"
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"who's causing the downfall of the United States,"
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"but then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang"
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"But that doesn't work on misspelled words,"
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"leaving behind one Dwigt."
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"Okay, you know what? I am done with this. That's it. The end."
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"Well, some of us wanna keep reading, if you don't..."
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"You don't speak for everyone, Jim. Okay, announcement."
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"My uncle bought me some fireworks."
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"And anyone who wants to see a real show, come with me outside now."
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"That's actually a good idea."
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"We'll all take a brief intermission."
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"Yeah. Yeah?"
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"And so, after watching my mom go through so much pain,"
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"I decided to keep that promise that I made to her,"
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