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Clips from Seinfeld - The Reverse Peephole (S09E09)

"- I'm in the middle of something. - I can't believe I'm being evicted."
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"- What are you talking about? - The reverse peepholes."
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"Silvio says I'm an agitator and I'm out of the building."
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"No, he can't do that."
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"I'll be with the hobos eating out of a bucket."
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"Come on, we'll go and talk to him and we'll straighten this thing out."
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"You better put something on."
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"George, I am loving this no-wallet thing."
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"A man carries a wallet."
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"The very fact that you oppose this makes me think I'm onto something."
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"- Hey, Jerry. - Hey, Joe Mayo."
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"- Nice place. - Thanks."
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"Can you do me a favor and stay by the phone..."
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"...in case anybody calls and needs directions?"
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"- Love to. - Thanks."
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"- Jerry. - Music?"
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"Can you keep an eye on the aquarium..."
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"...and make sure nobody taps on the glass?"
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"Well, I could do that and the music."
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"I was ready to get jiggy with it."
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"- Hey. - Hey, Elaine."
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"Hey."
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"So, Elaine, notice anything different about my pants?"
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"So, George..."
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"- ...did you get the chair? - No, I don't have it yet."
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"So we're giving him nothing?"
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"Did you at least get him a card?"
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"I thought we'd all sign the picture."
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"- Elaine. - Hey, Joe Mayo."
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"All right."
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"There you go."
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"Puddy, can you make sure nobody puts a drink on my sound system?"
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"Sure thing, Joe Mayo."
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"Hi, I'm Jerry. How do you like my pants?"
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"Nice."
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"It's working."
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"Don't tap on the glass."
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"Joe Mayo's apartment."
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"Hey."
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"Cocktail off the speaker."
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"Goodbye, Dr. Zaius."
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"Why are we in Jerry's apartment?"
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"Well, I like to think of this as my conference room."
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"Yeah, it has a more formal atmosphere..."
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"...you know, with the shelves and the furniture."
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"Make it quick, Kramer. My wife and I are about to go bowling."
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"I did."
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"I don't like Mr. Newman."
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"- He is an agitator. - Look."
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"I've known Newman all my life in the building..."
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"...and you're all wrong about him. He's a model tenant."
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"Portly, yes, but smart as a whip."
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"But I'm gonna keep my eye on him."
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"Well, you won't regret it."
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"What's wrong?"
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"Elaine, thanks for coming."
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"Good working with you."
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"All right, let's hit the bricks."
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"- What? - Hey, I got a coat just like this."
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"So Joe Mayo had the same coat."
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"God, you're like a rock star."
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"So now, Joe Mayo wants me to buy him a new coat."
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"Because you threw it out."
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"No. Because I was in charge of the coats."
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"But you did throw his coat out the window."
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"But he doesn't know that."
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"As far as he knows, someone stole it..."
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"...and that's the person who should be held responsible."
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"But that's you."
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"So I'll have to buy him a new coat..."
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"...even though I don't think I should be held responsible, which I am anyway."
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"Well, I'm satisfied."
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"My back is killing me."
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"Of course. Because of that wallet."
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"You got a filing cabinet under half of your ass."
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"This is an organizer..."
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"...a secretary and a friend."
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"Look at you, you're on a slant."
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"Here. Yeah, I'm fine."
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"I think I had some hard candy in there."
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"How does this thing work?"
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"Sir, do you want me to deliver this chair to your friend's place or not?"
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"- Ready to go? - All set."
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"No, because it's so stupid. Shall we?"
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"Do me a favor. Can you hold this for me?"
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"Compact, lipstick, all this?"
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"And can you also carry my keys?"
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"What are you, a medieval dungeon master?"
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"And a tin of Altoids."
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"So you're sleeping with Silvio's wife?"
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"Well, there's very little sleeping going on."
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"Well, why didn't you tell me about this?"
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"I don't see how it's any of your business."
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"Well, it's my business now."
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"Look, I stuck up for you."
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"Man, if he catches you, we're both out."
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"Hey, what is that up that tree?"
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"Man, that looks like a dead bear."
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"Where did you learn to climb trees like that?"
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"The Pacific Northwest."
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"So you had to carry some of Keri's stuff, big deal."
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"You don't understand. I went on a successful pocket diet..."
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"...and I wanna keep that weight off."
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"You know what? We sell this thing at Peterman that'd be perfect for you."
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"Not more of that crap from the Titanic?"
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"I'm not carrying a purse."
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"It's not a purse. It's European."
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"Hey, did George buy Joe Mayo that chair yet?"
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"I don't know."
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"If I'm getting him a new fur, I'm not chipping in on a gift too."
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"Yeah."
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"George, did you get Joe Mayo that chair yet?"
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"Not yet. Oh, God."
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"- What? - It's in transit."
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"Good. Tell him I'm out."
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"What? She's out?"
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"All right."
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"What is that noise?"
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"That's my toaster. I gotta go."
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"...George isn't being completely honest with me."
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