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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group? (S02E02)

"♪ We gonna keep it rolling ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ We gonna keep it rolling ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Moving on a brighter day ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do firemen just not come to this house?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Who? What about that dance?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, now, Maya and I, we're gonna split you into two groups."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What, no takers?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"First friendship and then love."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you Schwarnegg-ing out back there,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I spot-washed this morning."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? No, I meant, do you have any diseases?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, hey, hey, just to be clear, though,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Hop on if you're coming my way ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"For taking my virginity."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Eh, okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You got to pay the toll first, buddy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- HEATHER: So, you and V are good now. - REBECCA: Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're basic but in an enjoyable way."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, you're hanging out with..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I'm Sunil Odhav. Sunil. - This is kind of embarrassing,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but you know you two are wearing the same bracelet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. They're friendship bracelets."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh! Oh! O-Okay!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Uh, I got to go. - REBECCA: You did not see his face"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"when he left my apartment that day."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was dead to him. Like, he didn't want"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to spend any more time with me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All we need is some random guy who went to Harvard"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"at the same time you did and lives in Los Angeles."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (computer dings) - Ooh! Trent."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, that's a perfect name for a fake boyfriend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Trent!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Baby!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you gonna kill me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- This isn't happening. - (chuckling): Right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're not... we're not gonna have a relationship."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ La-la-la, lovey-dove ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I can't be held responsible for my actions ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's an ingenue ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I have no underlying issues to address ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ They say love makes you crazy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Therefore, you can't call her crazy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'Cause when you call her crazy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You're just calling her in love. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Blam!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Four pairs of flip flops, two pairs of water shoes,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"three skateboards, a bamboo epoxy surfboard,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"rainbow board shorts, shark board shorts,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and rubber ducky board shorts."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the sleeveless hoodies, and then just some plain hoods."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And with the eight pairs of sunglasses,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the waterproof dive watch, and Swimming For Idiots,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you, sir."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Please..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"call me bro."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. I hate the ocean."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I almost drowned in a pool when I was little."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's part one of a 42-point plan"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that I call The Bunch Inception,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and it starts with me getting in with this group of dudes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, if you ask me, forcing friendships never works."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, and if you ask me,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(indistinct chatter)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dude, move up. Quit texting your new girlfriend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, Anna is not my Ne."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We've only been out on three amazing dates."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. You were single for a brutal 11 minutes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"MAN: Hey. Uh, sorry, guys. It's finals. New policy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"150 bucks for a table,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"50 bucks for the bar."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's like Vegas."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Models and bottles."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"A cover charge? (scoffs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"At Home Base?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, I love you guys, I appreciate your masculine bonhomie,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but times are tough."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Finals are my moneymaker. - Oh, (scoffs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on! Kevin. Just this once?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- And also tomorrow night? - And also... always,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"until the finals are over?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, if you can't afford it,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"please just go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't stand seeing the sadness in your eyes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It hurts my heart."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Thought we were boys. - REBECCA: Oh, my God,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I lurve having someone to go to the bathroom with."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm-hmm!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Stall sisters!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, okay, but..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"just so you know, like, when I disarm"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the whole security system, it's like the back door"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You talk about pooping a lot."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What up, thirsty hoes?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"thank you for snagging us the best table in the place."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"VALENCIA: Yeah. My girl Heath hooked us up"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for the finals of... something."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Ladies,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"if I may have permission to be just a wee bit hyperbolic"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- for a second, - Mm-hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've had the best time hanging out with the both of you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh! Right? We're like..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sotomayor, Bader Ginsburg and Kagan!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is so cool. I've never"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"been part of a girl group like this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"If peeing together is fun, I can't wait"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- for the next activities! Squee! - Squee!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughter) Yeah. I've also never had a girl group,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and that's 'cause studies show that women"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"tend to be indirect communicators"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- and I'm too direct. - Ah!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Speaking of which, here is a mint,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because your breath doesn't smell, like, amazing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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