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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh Is Going to Hawaii! (S01E01)

"make a decision."
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"Your future is in your hands"
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"and on the edge of your knife."
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"application there, sir?"
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"I don't know. I think you're overqualified."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
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"No. Like... wh-what? What do you mean?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This essay you wrote at the end of your application, it's..."
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"quite a piece of writing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And that's bad?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You reference Kafka in it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's, like, what, did you go to Harvard or something?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no. I-I-I went... I went to Northridge."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"A-And barely. Like, I never went to class."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just mean that at no point do you even mention electronics"
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"or being into electronics, and this is an electronics store,"
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"so that would be huge."
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"So, I don't know, maybe,"
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"uh, maybe you should work in a place that's..."
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"No..."
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"Hey, look, bro..."
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"Aloha is just a... really laid-back store, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And our employees are just chill."
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"So... someone who gets this upset"
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"about Harper Lee and..."
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"you know, whether the book was a prequel or first draft"
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"No, no. I-I'm chill. I'm, like, I'm, like, so chill!"
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"Uh, you know, the whole Harper Lee thing,"
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"I just think..."
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"The West Covina Taco Festival."
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"The second best thing to do in this town besides leave."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I saw fliers for this at City Hall."
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"This is so cool. But what if it rains again?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"With my luck, it probably will, because when I plan an outdoor date,"
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"it's the one rainy day in the middle of a five-year drought."
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"So, Gregory..."
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"we are on a date."
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"Okay."
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"Who is your favorite president?"
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"Mine is Rutherford B. Hayes,"
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"Have you been on a date before?"
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"I have. I'm just... I'm just trying to be mature"
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"and responsible... Pork!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That took a turn."
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"You want one?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- This week you are. Okay. - For forever I am."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So... I will have..."
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"mmm, the cauliflower tacos."
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"Just what a guy wants to hear on a date."
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"- Wow. - Mmm!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait. This is actually really good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, no, no. - Try some."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Try me, Greg. Try me. - Okay. Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what? This is pretty... disgusting."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mm. - Mm, garbage can."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So funny."
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"little known facts about me."
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"Uh... oh, okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, once a week I Google trivia"
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"about the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Shut up. I love that fire."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's, like, my favorite fire."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. Stop messing with me. I know it's weird."
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"with the flash point that single-handedly ignited labor reform"
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"in the U.S.?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Speaking of flash point, you're blowing my mind right now."
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"Stick around."
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"on his birthday I... I'd send him, like,"
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"like, a handmade card"
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"with these terrible, like, terrible stick-figure drawings"
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"and a ton of glitter."
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"And every year, I would never hear back."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your dad's an idiot."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean... to be fair, glitter gets everywhere."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, it sounded like he was a crappy father... he deserved glitter."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'd throw glitter at him right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can we get some glitter over here?"
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"I don't want to talk about it anymore, Dad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So you didn't get the job... thank goodness."
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"It's a silly place, with the shirts and the..."
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"and the raw fish."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This place is the right choice for you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now, put on all these layers so you don't get cancer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hmm?"
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"♪ Canta y no llores ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Porque cantando se alegran ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Los corazones ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Canta y no llores ♪"
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"♪ Porque cantando ♪"
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"♪ Se alegran ♪"
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"All right."
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"- in one minute in the gazebo! - Oh...!"
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"Ooh, guacamole!"
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"Uh, we could go, or we could go..."
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"someplace else."
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"Maybe your place?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, no, uh, my place..."
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"my place sounds great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But let's go to the guacamole contest first."
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"Just for, like, five minutes, 'cause I want to see"
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"who has the best guacamole."
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"- Please? - Sure. Yeah."
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"- You won't regret it. We're gonna get - ♪ I won't regret it. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- that tum-tum full of guacamole. - ♪ I... love avocados! ♪"
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"You've been voting all day, and we are down to two finalists."
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"Local West Covina favorite,"
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"And all the way from Echo Park,"
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"also known as the Brooklyn of Southern California..."
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"Grab some guac, have a taste, and place your votes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Certified organic."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No GMOs. Avocados are even cruelty-free."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. Save the avocados."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So you're a vegan?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Cool. Yeah, I just realized it's, like,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- a lifestyle choice, you know? - Yeah."
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"It's... it's really changed the way I do everything"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I promise I'll be back. Okay, see you in a second. Bye."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"fine. In-in another context, you'd be great. But..."
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