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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh Is Going to Hawaii! (S01E01)

"So, we doing this or what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah! I'll be right back!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you feel disgusted and uneasy"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with your current butter? Ask yourself,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"are you making healthy choices?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's never too late to get the life"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you doing?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Welcome back... thank you for stickin' with us...."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I get it. You want to watch TV while we're doing it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's hot. That actually helps me last longer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey. Hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Listen, um,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you're a really great guy,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I really"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"admire your commitment to the health of your wrist tendons."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm talking about the balls. The balls that you have."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh. - But..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got to say no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. It's not you, it's not you. You're..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think that it's time for me to start making healthier choices."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you're not a healthy choice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So... get out of my house?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Get out of my house."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The hell is that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, this? I have decided"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to turn over a whole new leaf."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is that what that is? Really? It's, like, leaf juice?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You put, like, leaves in a juicer and you... made that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. So, I have come to the decision"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that I need to be making healthier choices,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mm-hmm. - so I stayed up all night last night"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I did some research."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And now I'm into, like, all the good stuff."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're talking, like, Kabbalah, bee pollen, colonics."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh... Mm. - Mm-hmm. Let's see. I learned"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"a ton about Buddhism. Uh-huh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And, oh, I'm a vegan now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, just eat it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Life is too short. You're being ridiculous."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- No... - No, I know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have turned over enough leaves in my life"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for a whole forest."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Eat the donut."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I made a deal with myself."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You were gonna ask out Rebecca and I was gonna ask out Olivia."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I held up my end of the bargain, like a man."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And how did that work out?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, she didn't really answer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She just made this, like, choking-laugh sound."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think she has asthma."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But at least I had the guts to ask a girl out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's your deal with Rebecca?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Either do it or don't do it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Man, you're like a broken record."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You don't understand."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're too young."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I like Rebecca but I don't... like Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have very positive feelings of attraction towards her"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I also kinda want to punch her in the arm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You just described fifth grade."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know that for a fact."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I know it..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't-I don't know it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- What? - Never mind."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Chan-man. Saw those, uh, pics"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Looked like outtakes from a porn shoot."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thanks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So the trip was good?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, but I maxed out my credit card."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"If I don't get a job soon, I'll have to work at my dad's radiology lab"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"which is like all cancer, all the time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I gotta do something else. I mean, I'll take anything."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, God, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you kidding me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You may need to take a trip to your happy place."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you guys talking about drugs?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because drugs are bad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My cousin tried bath salts"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and she ate off her own lips."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. When he's sad, Josh likes to go to the Aloha"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Tech Center over on South Cameron."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Me, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I like to check out the latest tech,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and play a few new video games"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and somehow everything is okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My life goes back into high-def."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look who's about to come in."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You gonna do it? You gonna ask her out?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, you're going to ask out Rebecca?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nah, he's not gonna do it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know how he gets."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi, Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How was your Temecula vacay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Perfection, all around."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wonderful."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The pictures on Instagram"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you drinking,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"leprechaun blood?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. Um, I'm actually"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- a vegan now. Yeah. - Really?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Since four days ago when I saw you house a cheeseburger pizza?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The new me is making healthier choices."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You sound like that weird butter commercial."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Thank you. - Hm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Room. Hit the ladies' room."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm not a football player."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you hear that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Healthy choices... that's you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That one was a false alarm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, can I talk to you over here for a sec?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah, can't we just talk over here? - Nah,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"let's leave the children out of this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, um, healthy choices."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah. - That applies to your dating life, too,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"or maybe like..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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