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Clips from 30 Rock - Governor Dunston (S07E07)

"Were you just Skyping with a horse?"
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"- Sure. - She answers yes or no questions"
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"by eating either an apple for yes or a carrot for no."
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"Remarkable animal."
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"And thanks to Rafalca,"
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"Wow. Why?"
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"And the greatest band in late night, The Roots!"
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"And you're certainly doing your part."
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"Thank you. I told the writers there are no bad ideas,"
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"and they really took that to heart."
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"Bluh."
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"I do have one concern, Lemon."
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"Elections can be very good for sketch comedy shows."
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"Thank you, Lemon."
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"I have been waiting seven years"
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"to tell you people what I really think of you."
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"♪ Balls! Balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls ♪"
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"♪ Balls! Balls! Balls! Balls! ♪"
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"Read it and weep, you mouth-breathing vag-repellers!"
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"No, you damn well didn't!"
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"This man is here to do it on a desk."
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"You don't have to prove anything to them."
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"Just shut your mouth, Criss!"
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"- I know. - No, okay, I get it. It's --"
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"And I was thinking we'd just lay off the political stuff --"
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"smashed them to smithereens!"
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"You know, the only celebrity I ever met"
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"was Evel Knievel's motorcycle."
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"And that was just a picture."
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"Well, money's been tight"
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"Now, I've been very upfront about this."
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"And she --"
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"Jack, I have to let Tracy play Governor Dunston."
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"Absolutely not."
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"NBC.com had over a hundred hits today!"
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"Exactly. I'm trying to tank this network."
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"This is not about politics, Lemon."
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"Just like BP did"
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"I hate you!"
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"when I really am ovulating..."
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"Liz, The New York Times called."
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"I see. Well, bravo."
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"You are un-terriblizing this network!"
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"Did you hear that?"
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"- No! - Your show is ruining my career"
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"Bob Dunston is a fine man."
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"Oh, we're just all so proud of Kenny."
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"Folks like us, we need an escape."
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"Oh, damn, that's the wrong thing to say, isn't it?"
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"Oh, no, I promise Criss I would be home this afternoon."
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"I'm gonna to color-code all of this."
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"Oh, yeah, that's nice."
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"Ow."
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"Here, have a sticker."
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"All right, but we'd like to talk to you about Kenny."
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"He won't speak to me."
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"Unhappy, middle-aged bummers like you."
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"Yes, I do, but I'm not a professional like you"
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"Sing one for me now."
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"And like it or not, Kenneth, so are you and my husband."
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"♪ I just want to lick your face ♪"
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"Which I love."
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"You're helping the Romney-Dunston ticket, okay?"
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"People like Dunston because they like Tracy."
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"you can kiss good-bye your Dusseldorf bus schedule sex."
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"Long sessions of afternoon love-making,"
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"No! You can't make me!"
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"So what are we going to do?"
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"Do you know if this auditorium validates parking?"
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"Very well. I certainly appreciate your candor."
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"Not a horse, Lemon."
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"Rafalca, Mitt Romney's champion dressage mare."
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"And if she eats both, that means life is full of unknowable gray areas."
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"lam now fully briefed on the Romney campaign's latest setback."
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"Did you see the news this morning?"
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"I saw The Today Show."
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"Sol know how to make an autumn pizza that your teen will love."
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"Paul Ryan dropped out of the race last night."
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"What?"
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"It turns out he was actually born in Kenya."
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"Not a lot we could say about that one."
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"So now who's Romney's running mate gonna be?"
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"Rafalca assured me that an announcement"
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"would be made later today."
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"Or she just wanted to eat an apple."
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"And how's tanking NBC going? Is Hank ready to sell?"
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"Soon he'll have no choice."
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"Sunday Night Football is just Cleveland Browns games."
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"I'm allowing Jimmy Fallon to use his real voice."
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"Last week's show was excruciating."
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"Yes, I have a reservation under Black Hitler."
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"You know, I could get used to this not caring thing."
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"And what about your reproductive efforts?"
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"Criss and I have been taking the dump truck"
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"to the boneyard most nights."
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"Oh, come on. Try to enjoy it, Lemon."
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"I should get back downstairs. The show's not gonna phone itself in."
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"And the last thing I need"
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"is an election-year ratings spike for TGS."
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"Like, um, table is a weird word."
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"And you gotta wonder who came up with the door."
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"A bunch of cavemen sitting around,"
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"Hey, Gronk! Before we starve to death in here, let's make a door!"
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"I, uh --"
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"Really? 'Cause you called me Mr. Clean's gay uncle"
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"in front of my children."
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"This is my first royalty check from my summer dance jam, Balls."
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"♪ Balls! Balls! Balls! Balls! ♪"
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"In this envelope is my cut of every CD sale,"
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"paid download, music video DVD rental at Blockbuster --"
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"Oh, boy. Jenna, you might want to look at the check"
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"before you insult us."
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"And maybe you want to look in a mirror"
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"before leaving your house in the morning"
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"because you look like someone's been slowly poisoning Sally Field."
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"Alrighty then."
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"It's $90, Jenna."
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"What?! How?!"
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"That song was everywhere!"
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"The FBI blamed it for a spike in summer sex crimes!"
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