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Clips from Shrek 2 (2004)

"I just really need to make things work with this guy."
Shrek 2 (2004)
"- Did I miss? - No. You got them."
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"Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from..."
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"What should we do with him?"
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"I implore you! It was nothing personal, Señor."
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"The rich King? Sí."
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"Well, so much for Dad's royal blessing."
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"Maybe Fiona would've been better off if I were some sort of Prince Charming."
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"Then they got drunk and start beating me with a stick, going Piñata!"
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"I know you're feeling bad, but you got to..."
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"You little, hairy, litter-licking sack of..."
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"This is Fairy Godmother."
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"But if you come by the office, we'll be glad to make you an appointment."
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"That's more like it! Shrek and Donkey, on another whirlwind adventure!"
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"- Shrek! - Aw, come on, Donkey. Look at him..."
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"What do you think, Harold?"
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"Honestly, Lillian, I don't think it matters."
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"Mom, have you seen Shrek?"
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"I haven't. You should ask your father."
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"The whole kingdom heard you."
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"Him? You know, you didn't exactly roll out the Welcome Wagon."
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"Well, what did you expect? Look at what he's done to you."
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"Shrek loves me for who I am."
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"Oh..."
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"Oh, no. That's the old Keebler's place. Let's back away slowly."
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"That's the Fairy Godmother's cottage."
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"Yes, Fairy Godmother. Right away."
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"We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign."
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"- Know what I'm saying? Huh? - Huh? Huh? Huh?"
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"A drop of desire."
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"Naughty!"
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"Excuse me."
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"Well, let's explore that, shall we?"
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"The Golden Bird, the Little Mermaid, Pretty Woman..."
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"Ah... that's okay."
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"Just... go."
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"Get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face!"
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"Man, that stinks!"
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"Look. Make yourself useful and go keep watch."
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"Shrek, are you off your nut?"
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"I'll watch that wicked witch come and whammy a world of hurt up your backside."
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"- Elfa Seltzer? - Uh-uh."
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"Sorry. No handsome."
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"Especially us talking ones."
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"Can we get on with this?"
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"Nice catch, Donkey!"
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"Come on!"
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"You spurn my natural emotions."
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"Ever fallen in love with someone, ever fallen in love."
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"In love with someone, ever fallen in love."
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"Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with"
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"This isn't a good time, pumpkin. Mama's working."
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"He will rue the very day he stole my kingdom from me!"
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"Oh, put it away, Junior! You're still going to be king."
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"Hey, man, this don't feel right. My donkey senses are tingling all over."
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"It says, Beauty Divine. How bad can it be?"
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"Boss, just in case there is something wrong with the potion..."
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"It would be an honour to lay my life on the line for you."
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"That's the best friend's job. Now give me that bottle."
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"How do you feel?"
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"Maybe it doesn't work on donkeys."
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"- Well, here's to us, Fiona. - Shrek?"
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"- You drink that, there's no going back. - I know."
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"But I love Fiona more."
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"and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you."
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"Bet my bottom?"
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"There you are! We missed you at dinner."
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"I've been thinking about what you said."
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"I'm going to go out and find him."
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"Fiona, please!"
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"Let's not be rash, darling. You can't go anywhere right now."
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"Good morning, sleepyhead."
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"Good morning!"
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"Thanks."
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"Uhh!"
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"- Gorgeous! - I'll say."
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"- Have you seen my donkey? - Who are you calling donkey?"
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"Look at me, Shrek! I'm trotting!"
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"I'm trotting, I'm trotting in place! Yeah!"
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"the drinker must obtain his true love's kiss by midnight."
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"Well..."
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"Will I ever play the violin again?"
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"Is there anything I can do for you?"
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"Take off the powdered wig and step away from your drawers."
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"Halt!"
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"Tell Princess Fiona her husband, Sir Shrek, is here to see her."
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"Still don't know what I was looking for."
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"Don't wanna be a richer one."
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"Time may change me."
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"But I can't trace time"
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"Shrek?"
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"- Yeah, you wish. - Donkey, where is Shrek?"
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"Fiona! Fiona!"
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"You want to dance, pretty boy?"
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"Shrek?"
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"I know you never get a second chance at a first impression,"
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"Fiona! Fiona!"
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"Fiona!"
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"- Fiona! - Fiona, Fiona! Ho-ho-ho!"
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"You wouldn't have had anything to do with this, would you, Harold?"
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"There you go, boys."
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"I hate Mondays."
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"I can't believe you'd walk away from the best thing that happened to you."
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"Look, guys. It's for the best."
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"Mom and Dad approve,"
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"Everybody wins."
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"Oh, hello again."
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"Well, I'm afraid Fiona isn't really... warming up to Prince Charming."
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"Perhaps it's best if we just call the whole thing off, okay?"
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"He can never get to the back. You need someone to do the back."
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"Mother?"
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"The ogre!"
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"to honour Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek."
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"And, oh my, the outfits look gorgeous!"
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"And right behind them, Tom Thumb and Thumbelina!"
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"Oh, aren't they adorable!"
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"Oh. It's the one, it's the only..."
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"Hello, Far, Far Away!"
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"Can I get a whoop whoop?"
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"They bore me to tears. Flip over to Wheel Of Torture!"
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