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Clips from Shrek 2

Movies 2004 93 min ★ 7.4/10 (566,631 ratings) 1,251 clips
Adventure Comedy Animation

Credits

until the sun went down
"until the sun went down"
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and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment
"and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment"
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Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother
"Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother"
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who had them lock the young princess away in a tower,
"who had them lock the young princess away in a tower,"
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travelling for many days and nights,
"travelling for many days and nights,"
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And it was destiny that his kiss
"And it was destiny that his kiss"
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He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower
"He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower"
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to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette,
"to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette,"
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- Princess... Fiona? - No!
"- Princess... Fiona? - No!"
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So she said what's the problem, baby?
"So she said what's the problem, baby?"
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What's the problem? I don't know.
"What's the problem? I don't know."
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Well, maybe I'm in love.
"Well, maybe I'm in love."
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Can't stop thinking about it.
"Can't stop thinking about it."
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Just to cure it, 'cause I can't ignore it.
"Just to cure it, 'cause I can't ignore it."
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Oh, come on, come on
"Oh, come on, come on"
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Turn a little faster.
"Turn a little faster."
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Come on, come on.
"Come on, come on."
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Everybody's after love.
"Everybody's after love."
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Well, I didn't mean to do it.
"Well, I didn't mean to do it."
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Come on, come on.
"Come on, come on."
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Accidentally in love.
"Accidentally in love."
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Accidentally in love.
"Accidentally in love."
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Accidentally in love.
"Accidentally in love."
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Accidentally in love.
"Accidentally in love."
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I'm in love.
"I'm in love."
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Shrek! Fiona! Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes!
"Shrek! Fiona! Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes!"
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That Shrek is a rascally devil. Get your...
"That Shrek is a rascally devil. Get your..."
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I don't know. She's been all moody and stuff lately.
"I don't know. She's been all moody and stuff lately."
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We need a little time, you know, to be together.
"We need a little time, you know, to be together."
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Oh, Okay. All right, cool. I guess...
"Oh, Okay. All right, cool. I guess..."
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Me and Pinocchio was going to catch a tournament, anyway, so...
"Me and Pinocchio was going to catch a tournament, anyway, so..."
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I think I remember.
"I think I remember."
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Donkey!
"Donkey!"
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Enough, Reggie.
"Enough, Reggie."
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You are hereby summoned to the Kingdom of Far, Far Away
"You are hereby summoned to the Kingdom of Far, Far Away"
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for a royal ball in celebration of your marriage
"for a royal ball in celebration of your marriage"
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Aka Mom and Dad.
"Aka Mom and Dad."
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shocked to see you like this?
"shocked to see you like this?"
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Well, they might be a bit surprised.
"Well, they might be a bit surprised."
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But they're my parents, Shrek. They love me.
"But they're my parents, Shrek. They love me."
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Yeah, right.
"Yeah, right."
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If you want to be a part of this family, yes!
"If you want to be a part of this family, yes!"
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Well, there's some fine print for you!
"Well, there's some fine print for you!"
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Move 'em on! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Rawhide!
"Move 'em on! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Rawhide!"
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Buy 'em drinks!
"Buy 'em drinks!"
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Meet their mamas! Milk 'em hard!
"Meet their mamas! Milk 'em hard!"
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- Are we there yet? - No.
"- Are we there yet? - No."
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This is why nobody likes ogres.
"This is why nobody likes ogres."
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Away!
"Away!"
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All right, all right, I get it. I'm just so darn bored.
"All right, all right, I get it. I'm just so darn bored."
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Wow!
"Wow!"
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Hey, everyone, look.
"Hey, everyone, look."
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- This is it. - This is it.
"- This is it. - This is it."
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- Who on earth are they? - I think that's our little girl.
"- Who on earth are they? - I think that's our little girl."
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That's not little! That's a really big problem.
"That's not little! That's a really big problem."
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Harold, we have to be...
"Harold, we have to be..."
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Mom... Dad...
"Mom... Dad..."
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Better out than in, I always say, eh, Fiona?
"Better out than in, I always say, eh, Fiona?"
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That's good.
"That's good."
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Waiter! How about a bowl for the steed?
"Waiter! How about a bowl for the steed?"
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- Um, Shrek? - Yeah?
"- Um, Shrek? - Yeah?"
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abundant in squirrels and cute little duckies and...
"abundant in squirrels and cute little duckies and..."
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- Indeed. I just started eating. - Harold!
"- Indeed. I just started eating. - Harold!"
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Everybody dig in.
"Everybody dig in."
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Don't mind if I do, Lillian.
"Don't mind if I do, Lillian."
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That is, assuming you don't eat your own young!
"That is, assuming you don't eat your own young!"
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No, we usually prefer the ones who've been locked away in a tower!
"No, we usually prefer the ones who've been locked away in a tower!"
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You wouldn't understand. You're not her father!
"You wouldn't understand. You're not her father!"
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- Mom! - Harold...
"- Mom! - Harold..."
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Donkey!
"Donkey!"
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Your fallen tears have called to me.
"Your fallen tears have called to me."
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I know what every princess needs.
"I know what every princess needs."
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For her to live life happily...
"For her to live life happily..."
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Some crystal glass pumps And no more stress.
"Some crystal glass pumps And no more stress."
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Your worries will vanish, your soul will cleanse.
"Your worries will vanish, your soul will cleanse."
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For a happy ever after, give Fiona a call!
"For a happy ever after, give Fiona a call!"
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Banish your blemishes, tooth decay, Cellulite thighs will fade away.
"Banish your blemishes, tooth decay, Cellulite thighs will fade away."
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Lipstick liners, shadows blush To get that prince with the sexy tush.
"Lipstick liners, shadows blush To get that prince with the sexy tush."
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Cheese soufflé, Valentine's Day Have some chicken fricassee!
"Cheese soufflé, Valentine's Day Have some chicken fricassee!"
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but I really don't need all this.
"but I really don't need all this."
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- Fine. Be that way. - We didn't like you, anyway.
"- Fine. Be that way. - We didn't like you, anyway."
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Oh, uh...
"Oh, uh..."
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I'd like you to meet my husband, Shrek.
"I'd like you to meet my husband, Shrek."
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Your husband? What? What did you say? When did this happen?
"Your husband? What? What did you say? When did this happen?"
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- What? - I don't want to leave.
"- What? - I don't want to leave."
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is just a teardrop away.
"is just a teardrop away."
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Let's go, Kyle.
"Let's go, Kyle."
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I don't think I was going to get Daddy's blessing,
"I don't think I was going to get Daddy's blessing,"
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And guess what, Princess? That's not about to change.
"And guess what, Princess? That's not about to change."
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I can hardly believe that, Lillian. He's the ogre. Not me.
"I can hardly believe that, Lillian. He's the ogre. Not me."
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Oh, you act as if love is totally predictable.
"Oh, you act as if love is totally predictable."
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We used to walk down by the lily pond and...
"We used to walk down by the lily pond and..."
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- they were in bloom... - Our first kiss.
"- they were in bloom... - Our first kiss."
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I don't think you realize that our daughter has married a monster!
"I don't think you realize that our daughter has married a monster!"
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Hello, Harold.
"Hello, Harold."
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Just the old hunting wound playing up a bit!
"Just the old hunting wound playing up a bit!"
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Actually, Fairy Godmother, off to bed.
"Actually, Fairy Godmother, off to bed."
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Already taken my pills, and they tend to make me a bit drowsy.
"Already taken my pills, and they tend to make me a bit drowsy."
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So, how about... we make this a quick visit. What?
"So, how about... we make this a quick visit. What?"
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When did you get back?
"When did you get back?"
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Oh, about five minutes ago, actually.
"Oh, about five minutes ago, actually."
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Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess
"Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess"
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It wasn't my fault. He didn't get there in time.
"It wasn't my fault. He didn't get there in time."
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Hi. Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy! May I take your order?
"Hi. Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy! May I take your order?"
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but for your Kingdom.
"but for your Kingdom."
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I like my town.
"I like my town."
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No, you must be mistaking me for someone else.
"No, you must be mistaking me for someone else."
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Uh... excuse me. I'm looking for the Ugly Stepsister.
"Uh... excuse me. I'm looking for the Ugly Stepsister."
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Ah! There you are. Right.
"Ah! There you are. Right."
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There's only one fellow who can handle a job like that, and, frankly...
"There's only one fellow who can handle a job like that, and, frankly..."
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He don't like to be disturbed.
"He don't like to be disturbed."
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Hello?
"Hello?"
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about an ogre problem?
"about an ogre problem?"
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Just tell me where I can find this ogre.
"Just tell me where I can find this ogre."
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I need some sleep.
"I need some sleep."
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Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow,
"Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow,"
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I was hoping you'd let me apologize for my despicable behaviour earlier.
"I was hoping you'd let me apologize for my despicable behaviour earlier."
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Maybe we just need some time to get to know each other.
"Maybe we just need some time to get to know each other."
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I know it would mean the world to Fiona.
"I know it would mean the world to Fiona."
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Oh, great. My one chance to fix things up with Fiona's dad
"Oh, great. My one chance to fix things up with Fiona's dad"
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