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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Serve & Protect (S04E04)

"the next thing you're going to say is..."
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"So what's it gonna be:"
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"rock, paper, scissors..."
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"You watch the show. I like that."
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"So get me up to speed."
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"Who's been in here since the incident?"
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"stay in character all the time."
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"- and everyone hated it. - On, no."
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"He just thinks he's a detective"
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"- I can hear you. - Ah, look at that time."
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"Ooh, has anyone noticed this crumb?"
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"Might wanna bag that. Send it to the boys at the lab."
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"Well, what have we here?"
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"Isn't this the case the laptop was in?"
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"Yes, but in real life, when we handle evidence,"
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"we gotta wear gloves."
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"I never wear gloves on the show."
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"Almost as much as they love seeing my feet."
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"Google it."
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"Check it out. Devereaux gave me his card"
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"Does he know we're the real cops?"
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"- I don't think so. - Hey, guys."
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"Would you ever consider being Consulting Producers"
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"- for the show? - Absolutely!"
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"lend the show a little authenticity."
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"Wow, I can't believe I've been talking to people for free"
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"all these years like an idiot!"
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"Great. I'll run it by the studio."
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"He's gonna run it by the studio, Rosa."
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"I told you, if we're good cops, you do your job,"
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"I think the job offer is bogus. He's trying to buy us off."
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"Look, I don't know about you, but I can't be bought off."
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"Hey, Jake, catering send over some chicken fingers."
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"We're working a case we'll definitely gonna solve,"
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"we're hanging out with cool people,"
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"Don't ruin this with all your Rosa-ness."
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"And then after watching us work for, like, two seconds,"
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"That's just how show biz works, you rube!"
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"Listen to yourself."
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"I love clouds; they keep the sun away on hot days."
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"what's his motive for stealing a laptop?"
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"They call them "the trades" here."
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"We read those in our trailers after we wrap"
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"and before we go home."
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"- They're just like us. - That job offer wasn't real."
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"All right?"
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"I know Hollywood and I know what's real!"
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"For example, this door is fake. Not a real door."
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"It's a "doorn't." As in "doorn't open this.""
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"And doorn't ruin my dreams!"
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"to walk through your breakup step by step."
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"That doesn't mean we think you did anything wrong."
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"I wanna pay for a sandwich with a $10 Ellen DeGeneres."
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"Maybe you hurt Veronica's feelings without meaning to?"
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"Nope. I planned the perfect breakup."
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"We got dinner at a mid-range restaurant..."
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"but not so nice she thought a proposal was coming."
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"You deserve the world."
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"and it is the greatest displeasure of my life"
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"that I cannot be that man."
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"Thank you, Terrence."
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"I'm not saying you're lying, Mr. Jeffers,"
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"but if that's how things went down,"
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"why is Veronica so angry, you stupid liar?"
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"- I don't know! - You don't know."
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"Well, we could stay here all night"
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"but I have to go home eventually."
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"and his smoking hot wife."
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"like an older Patti LuPone."
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"And you're sure this is the floor they're staying on?"
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"Or, should I say, "The Lady Grayson.""
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"- Very sly. - It's a little trick"
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"I picked up from the original bad boy..."
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"Raymond Holt. Captain of the Nine-Nine."
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"- What are you doing here? - Oh, I'm on vacation. You?"
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"- Vacation. - Vacation."
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"- Vacation. - Vacation."
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"While we're on the subject of things..."
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"are you by any chance in charge"
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"If you have an issue, bring it up with your auditor."
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"If you think you're helping your precinct's cause, you're not."
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"Hey, sexy. You ready to go?"
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"So Grayson's a philanderer."
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"I don't know, sir. This could be an opportunity."
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"What Would Bugs Do?"
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"Good question. What would Bugs do?"
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"Then I, sir, am no Bugs."
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"I won't break the law."
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"We just insinuate that we know what's going on"
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"and let him fill in the blanks."
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""Commissioner Grayson, how's your... wife?""
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"Commissioner Grayson, how's your wife?"
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"No, that just sounds like you really wanna know how she is."
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"Insinuate... maybe add a pause before "wife.""
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"Eh, it was a little bit better in my head."
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""Pump, pump" how's your..."pump"?"
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"- You forgot to say wife. - Ah, good note."
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"How 'bout this?"
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"How's your..."pump" wife "pump" Grayson "pump"?"
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"Yes, and as someone who's about to marry into that family,"
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"so to speak, I tend to agree with you, Sarah."
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"It seems highly unlikely anyone from the crew"
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"or producers would be involved."
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"Hey, Sarah, what's the status"
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"on the toilet seat heater for my trailer?"
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"It's day four of cold butt cheeks going on over here."
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"I'm sorry, but this is official police business."
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"Putting the screws to her? I got this."
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"Sarah. You're a P.A. What do you make a year?"
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"And yet Cassie Sinclair pulls down millions"
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"I bet that makes you angry,"
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"My gut says yes."
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"- Okay, that's enough. - You're right."
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"Sometimes I wonder why I do this job."
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"Okay, what about the Executive Producer, Gary Lurmax?"
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"He's normally in his office after wrap."
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"Hm, interesting."
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"Or completely useless. No way to know for sure."
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"because we were running behind,"
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"and we needed to make our day."
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