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Clips from The Venture Bros. (2003) - Animation (S01E01)

"I can't do this!"
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"Oh, you're back."
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"Oh, one of them was dressed like a cheerleader..."
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"and said she was nineteen, but she had a Cesarean scar..."
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"and her face had more lines on it than a mirror at Studio 54."
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"- I gotta go. - Wait a minute!"
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"You're not allowed to ditch me! You're my bodyguard!"
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"How can I be?"
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"Leaving us so soon, hockey hair?"
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"Compliments of the lady at the end of the bar."
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"He's coming over."
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"He took the bait! Excellent."
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"It's all going according to plan."
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"Proceed with phase two, Dr. Girlfriend... ensnarement."
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"Yes, Effendi."
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"So I said, "Listen, my Dad invented Univac..."
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""so I think I would know.""
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"Well, that uppity little T.A. Didn't give me any more trouble..."
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"the rest of the semester."
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"You dog, you."
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"Make him think you're interested."
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"Now, twirl your hair. Good."
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"OK, run your finger around the rim of your..."
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"oh, excellent. Just like that."
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"So, I didn't catch your name."
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"Oh, crap! We never planned for this contingency."
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"Quick! Make something up!"
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"No way, Jose!"
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"Drink it, slave! Your master commands you."
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"- Hey, Brock! - Go to bed."
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"Dean lost a bet, and now he's my slave..."
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"and he's refusing a direct order to drink this."
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"You never welch on a bet, Dean."
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"Be a man. Drink it."
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"You go to bed. Your father's gonna be..."
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"Drink it."
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"So, uh... this is me."
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"OK, Charlene."
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"How 'bout I give you my number..."
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"to my private two-way wrist communicator watch?"
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"Yes, yes. More tongue."
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"Stroke his ear."
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"Like that, yes."
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"Yes."
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"You are good."
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"That's my good girl."
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"What are you doing?!"
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"I was getting juice."
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"I'm thirsty."
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"- What? - Just a mo."
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"Condoms."
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"Rusty doesn't need gadgets to please a woman."
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"So you like it rou..."
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"No worries, Brock. I'll walk you through the written portion."
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"Question one."
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"You're in Prague. A sniper's in the window above you."
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"There's an alligator behind you and a grizzly bear in front of you."
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"What do you do? Do you..."
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"Back somersault. Pry off the alligator's jaw."
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"Use it as a boomerang to take out the sniper."
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"When he falls out the window..."
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"the grizzly will go straight for the easier meal."
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"The answer's "C.""
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"Hey, Pop."
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"Wow, I'm bushed. Didn't get a lick of sleep."
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"What happened to your neck?"
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"Oh, this?"
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"Love bite."
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"You'll understand when you're older."
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"Brock, I'm all out of condom."
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"Could you pick me up one if you go out?"
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"OK, next question."
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"You hear muffled whimpers coming from the trunk of a limousine."
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"Well, I'll see you fellas a little later."
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"- However... - Going back upstairs."
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"The limousine has diplomatic plates."
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"With my two coffees."
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"Monarch's outside."
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"Care for a little pick-me-up before round two?"
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"Fun stuff?"
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"Tell him you're going out with the girls tonight or something."
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"- I don't care. - He's not buying it."
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"Oh, I know! Tell him you think it's moving too fast."
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"Let's cut right to the grate."
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"How 'bout you swing by, I don't know, I'm thinking like six-thirty-ish..."
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"and pick ol' Doc up?"
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"Oh, don't be foolish."
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"You don't need to wash your hair before our date."
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"OK, fine. I'll pick you up at six..."
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"I forbid it!"
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"He wouldn't take no for an answer. I have to go."
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"Not unless you're going to plant a bomb in his car."
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"It'll look suspicious if I don't."
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"Poison his drink?"
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"You're falling in love with him."
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"You slept with him, didn't you?"
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"but let's just say you're gonna have to do awfully well on the physical portion."
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"No problem. Your training begins now."
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"Drink up!"
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"Your ass is mine, Samson."
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"you're gonna eat lightning and crap thunder!"
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"Looks more like he's gonna drink eggs and crap... eggs."
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"Well, I'm off on my date."
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"Brock, watch the boys while I'm gone, will you?"
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"You're still allowed to do that much, right?"
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"I'm a little worried about that hickey, Doc."
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"Oh, Brock, don't worry."
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"I'm not falling in love."
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"That's not what l..."
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"And what would be wrong with that if I was?"
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"The boys need a new mommy."
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"Rusty needs a new mommy."
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"We don't even know who our old mommy was."
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"Well, she was..."
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"That'll be Charlene. Gotta run, boys."
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"Don't stay up too late!"
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"Did you spit in this?"
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"Don't eyeball me, Samson. Drink it!"
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"Come on, Brock!"
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"You need strong cardiovascular and agility training."
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