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Clips from 30 Rock - Stone Mountain (S04E04)

"Pumpkin, western Georgia's most beloved ventriloquist doll,"
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"That's three!"
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"Tell my wife I went to Philadelphia on business!"
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"I'm happy to say that I don't even get that."
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"I had to give up my window seat to some 7-year-old"
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"How is the search for the new cast member going?"
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"Okay, I saw a few good alternative comics"
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"San Francisco?"
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"A real person."
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""People's Gay-public of Drugifornia"."
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"Jeez, relax."
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"I'm also setting up auditions in Toronto."
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"Why not just go to Iraq?"
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"East Coast, alternative, intellectual, left-wing..."
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"Stop trying to amuse yourself"
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"and start thinking about what makes actual human beings laugh."
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"What a dumb..."
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"Oh, no, he's really hurt."
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"I will eat a bowl of cherries"
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"and some ghost meat in his honor."
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"Orange and black decorations?"
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"I don't know whether to be scared or proud of my cousin."
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"Proud it is."
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"isn't going to be much of a celebration."
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"I just heard that world famous clog dancer,"
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"Jugbert Cody, has gone to a better place."
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"He's in Cabo?"
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"Wow, two down, one to go."
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"Celebrities always die in groups of three."
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"You'd better be careful, Tray."
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"Yeah, right."
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"This is going to be the scariest Princeton Parents' Weekend ever!"
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"Hey, I read your rewrite."
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"Start over, you hack!"
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"With this new actor coming in,"
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"I'm not going to be pushed aside and forgotten."
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"Ma'am, I don't think bullying people"
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"is the way to get them to help you."
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"Being nice gets you nowhere."
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"No, being nice can get you everywhere."
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"for the Brady Bunch writers."
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"As her own Grandma Hutchins."
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"But being nice to the writers."
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"Interesting idea."
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"Think about it."
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"Excuse me, Mr. Donaghy?"
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"this year's pumpkin carving contest."
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"Same as last year."
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"Stone Mountain, sir."
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"they lived in a town called "Sexcriminalboat"."
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"Do you think that's Cherokee?"
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"Uh, uh, no."
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"A Joe Average."
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"The usual, I suppose."
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"Two hobos sharing a bean."
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"my whole family would go down to the Chuckle Hut."
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"That's the local comedy club?"
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"Oh, no, sir, It's a Chuckle Hut."
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"between the tail and the anus."
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"Lemon, cancel your trip to Toronto."
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"After these messages?"
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"Hey, Frank, what is this?"
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"I don't want to do that again."
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"Remember last year?"
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"Yeah, we are."
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"It's a magical night where women dress slutty and drink too much."
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"We've got to keep trying."
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"But we suck!"
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"Up is down."
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"Black is white."
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"I baked you cookies."
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"Jack, you have to help me!"
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"I'm going to die any minute."
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"And I might be the next to go."
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"I've got to go somewhere where nothing will happen to me."
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"Can you get me on Charlie Rose?"
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"It doesn't exist."
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"So, this all started when their plane crashed?"
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"And I don't know what this means,"
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"but he said the island is just Hurley's dream."
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"Why is Jenna hanging out with us?"
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"'Cause she's freaking out about the new cast member,"
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"I don't like having her around."
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"Don't worry, we'll get rid of her."
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"Oh, wow, they painted the ceiling in here."
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"for the show down here."
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"Someone who represents the real America."
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"Jack, for the 80th time, no part of America"
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"Small towns are where you see"
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"the kindness and goodness and courage of everyday Americans."
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"The folks who are teaching our kids, running our prisons"
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"growing our cigarettes."
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"People who are still living by core American values."
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"There are plenty of core American values in New York."
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"Turn here, turn here!"
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"I suggest you crack your window now and save yourself"
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"the embarrassment in 20 minutes."
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"Now they have hush puppies here,"
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"I'd rather hear you sing "Rocket Man" again."
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"I believe that all anyone really wants in this life"
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"What a surprise."
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"Your world view is food-based."
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"Which is why I will have the carp po' boy with extra chuckle."
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"Keep refreshing."
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"Okay, I'll keep looking."
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"Hello?"
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"that Rapping Grandma movie we did."
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"You were so funny as the rapping grandma."
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"Shortness of breath?"
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"Are you calling because the Pac-Man guy"
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"Is this a Rule of Threes call?"
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"Nice try, Jordan."
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"But I am going to be at your funeral."
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"Oh, this carp sandwich is not agreeing with my world view."
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"We have reservations under Donaghy and Lemon."
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"Always in a real big..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Peach pie, peach wine, peach jerky."
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"Ooh."
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"I have to apologize."
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