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Clips from Friends - The One Where Rachel Tells... (S08E08)

"- Why don't you use your key? - I won't find it before the place explodes."
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"Come on, hurry up."
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"Oh!"
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"We could have done that."
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"Look at that. They're going into the first-class lounge."
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"Me neither. We have to get in!"
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"- Just act like you belong. - Oh, my God! Oranges!"
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"- Nice to see you again. - Sir, may I see your tickets, please?"
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"Would you move your thumb. I can't see the seat number."
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"- Sir, this isn't a first-class ticket. I'm sorry. - Apology accepted. Excuse us."
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"Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
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"Fine."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Hi."
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"I think there's something that we really need to talk about."
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"Yeah, and to save you from any embarrassment, I think I should talk first."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"Here."
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"What?"
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"I mean, look, that one night we had was fun and certainly passionate."
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"But don't you think it's better if we just stay friends?"
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"Seriously, what?"
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"Okay, okay. You know what?"
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"If you want to, we can do it one more time."
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"I'd be okay with that. In fact, I have some time right now."
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"- You know what? Ahem. Can I talk now? - Oh, sure."
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"I'm pregnant."
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"Ross?"
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"Okay, whenever you're ready."
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"And you're the father, by the way. But you're good."
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"Yeah, I, uh... I'm just, I don't know. I don't understand..."
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"...how this happened."
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"- We used a condom. - I know."
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"But you know, condoms only work, like, 97 percent of the time."
Friends
"What? What?"
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"Well, they should put that on the box!"
Friends
"- They do. - No, they don't!"
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"Well, they should put it in huge block letters!"
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"- Let's just forget about the condoms. - Well, I may as well have!"
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"- Listen, I was really freaked out too when... - Freaked out? No, I'm not freaked out."
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"- You know what? Let's talk later. - No. No, I wanna talk now."
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"In fact, I wanna talk to the president of the condom company."
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"- Okay, maybe I should come back... - Shh!"
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"Yeah, I'll press one!"
Friends
"- I looked everywhere. There's no gas leak. - So now I can heat this up?"
Friends
"Great. And could you do us a favor and not tell Chandler and Monica about this?"
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"Because, you know, they don't have any kids of their own..."
Friends
"I have to put on a new lock. They'll find out anyway."
Friends
"Oh, no."
Friends
"This looks like an all-day job. I'll have to cancel my yoga class."
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"- Hey, Ross. - Hey."
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"[BOTH SPEAKING HINDl]"
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"- My God. What happened to the door? - So it's noticeable, huh?"
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"- Is Rachel here? I really need to talk to her. - Didn't you two already talk?"
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"Yeah, but..."
Friends
"Okay, look. You guys know Rachel and I slept together, but there's something else."
Friends
"- With my child. - That is brand-new information!"
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"- How you doing? - Okay. Okay. I mean, I'll be okay."
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"It's just I don't think I handled it very well."
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"- What did you say to her? - Nothing."
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"But the complaint department at the condom company got an earful."
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"Then when I turned around, she was gone."
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"Oh, Ross."
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"But in my defense, I found out that condoms are only 97 percent effective."
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"- What? - I gotta go find her."
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"Hold on! Are you serious? So, like, 3 percent of the time they don't even work?"
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"Huh? They should put that on the box!"
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"- Evidently, they do. - What?"
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"As a wedding gift to you, the hotel would like to give you the Honeymoon Suite."
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"No! You have been screwing us all day!"
Friends
"- Who are you? - We're you. Just 10 seconds later!"
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"You already got the first-class tickets, the lounge. We should get free stuff too!"
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"You're not the only ones on your honeymoon!"
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"You can have the suite, if you want. We don't care about where we stay."
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"We're here to celebrate our love for each other. We don't have to get free stuff."
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"We just want to be together."
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"We need the stuff."
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"Hey, Monica, it's Joey. Phoebe and I smell gas coming from your apartment."
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"- We'd check it out, but you took our keys. - Do something. Get in there!"
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"- How? I guess I could break down your door. - Yeah, do that."
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"- You won't blame us for any damage? - No."
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"- Are you doing it? I can't hear anything. - Okay, I'll break it down."
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"He's doing it, he's breaking down the door."
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"Okay, we're in."
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"- Rachel, are you comfortable? - If I said I was, would you judge me?"
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"The doctor will be here soon to do your sonogram."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, man, I swear, if they sold these at Pottery Barn..."
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"[KNOCKING]"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"We need to talk."
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"Right now? I kind of got an alfresco situation going on over here."
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"Please. Please, I want to apologize for the way I acted earlier today."
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"- That's fine. Can you stay up near my head? - Yeah, sorry."
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"I went crazy. I was thinking about myself when I should've been thinking about you."
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"- Head, Ross. Head, Ross. Head, Ross. - Right."
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"I want you to know that I'll be there through this whole thing. Okay?"
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"The doctor's appointments, Lamaze classes, baby-proofing the apartment."
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"- We can do that after we get married. - Married?"
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"Yeah, we should get married."
Friends
"Because that's your answer to everything?"
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"No, because that's the right thing to do."
Friends
"Excuse me?"
Friends
"Come on, you can't even eat alone in a restaurant."
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"- What? - I'm saying if you can't eat by yourself..."
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"- I can too eat by myself. - When have you ever?"
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"When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!"
Friends
"Well, certain other people take two hours to eat a bowl of soup."
Friends
"Please, you inhale your food."
Friends
"I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!"
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"Am I interrupting?"
Friends
"No, Dr. Long, please come in. This is Ross, he's the father."
Friends
"Nice to meet you. I'll get started on this."
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"- Why can't you admit you need me? - I need you. I need you to stay near my head!"
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"Okay. Everything looks good. Here it is on the screen."
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"There's your uterus..."
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"...and right here is your baby."
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"Oh, my God."
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