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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Facial Recognition (S05E05)

""Bogged down"? What does that mean?"
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"Not possible. We're not open to the outside world."
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"all of our developers could be losing data."
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"That doesn't seem like a great option."
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"- We have to! - Except for we can't."
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"I need you all to keep your voices... what the fuck?"
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"Okay, yeah. Apparently, it's unanimous."
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"Richard's gonna have to go on camera. Where is Richard?"
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"- No! - I fucked up."
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"True, but you weren't as supportive as Denpok."
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"Denpok was supportive right away."
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"He clearly does not know that chain of ice cream concerns"
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"Perhaps the Pacific Northwest?"
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"What about Toronto?"
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"But that fucking Musk will already be there!"
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"Most perceptive, chela."
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"I am certain that working together,"
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"Hoover and I,"
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"could provide unparalleled support."
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"Gone."
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"- Well, no, I... I mean, I told you guys. - Uh-huh."
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"You may not like it, but I have a theory."
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"I don't want to hear it!"
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"Alright, then."
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"And they should be, I mean, look at all these..."
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"texts I missed, and the calls and the emails."
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"Hold on, hold on."
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"Hey, uh, Gilfoyle?"
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"Are you sure?"
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"how did I get a private message"
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"How did Ariel know?"
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"And obviously, that was a lie."
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"And the rest of you should, too. It is not..."
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"to an entire network of other humans."
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"she started to recognize"
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"The sickening advances"
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"of a handsy, greasy little weirdo."
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"Really? You know what?"
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""Under attack.""
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"Okay, hey, everyone?"
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"You see, Ariel was so desperate"
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"and keep her for himself,"
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"he turned all his servers against our network"
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"Didn't you, you perverse, greasy little freak?"
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"Mm-hmm. - Ew."
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"Look, man,"
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"Bream-Hall gave you"
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"No, they can't do that."
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"this was billed as a celebration."
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"It is a call to arms."
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"We will destroy our competitors."
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"- Who? How? - There's no way Jeff is the"
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"mole, okay? It's not Jeff."
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"It's different."
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"Where did he get our code?"
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""I went to China to""
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"I just..."
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"- You guys are up next. - Oh, boy."
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"and it looks like I'm gonna have a panic attack,"
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"Let's, uh, slap each other?"
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"- What? - No, no!"
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"We will never collect or sell your information."
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"are currently building, um,"
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"And they're making sure everything works flawlessly"
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"when the doors open to the public,"
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"Now Jared Dunn, as Pied Piper's COO,"
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"Me?"
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"Pardon?"
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"Oh, well, you know, not that bad."
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"Yes, nothing."
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"Richard, they're developing a gay Christian dating app"
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"Alright, so, uh, did you just call me"
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"and they're doing some really cool stuff."
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"I'm sure they are,"
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"Of course you do."
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"So, we're just giving a random company"
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"It's some company called Eklow,"
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"Yeah, I guess."
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"And you said yes?"
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"I didn't really have a choice!"
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"necessary to add or delete developers."
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"Okay? So I'm the one that has to go over there and do all the work."
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"I'm not worried about work."
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"- Oh! The Bloomberg piece is up. - Oh, great."
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"Great London Horse Manure Crisis of 1894."
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"In the 1890s,"
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"the Industrial Revolution had people flocking to the city,"
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"and more horses equals more manure."
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"But what no one saw coming,"
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"was a new technology"
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"is rife with, uh, identity theft,"
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"and Spam and hacking."
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"Hmm!"
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"Wow."
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"That was great!"
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"Up next, the conversation every parent dreads."
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"That's the thing."
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"I'm not."
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"What am I even doing here?"
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"I was afraid I'd ruined it."
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"Hardly. People loved it."
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"Including... Adrian Grenier."
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"What... what?"
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"Why would they wanna talk to me?"
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"I mean, I'm just the parsley around here."
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"I don't have time for this, Gilfoyle."
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"Elon Musk himself gives humanity"
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"a 5% shot of surviving AI,"
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"You shut down our eight developers,"
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"to potentially millions of users,"
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"What do you want me to do, Gilfoyle? Okay?"
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"You're taking a technology with limitless potential"
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"All because you owe Monica and Laurie "a solid.""
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"Okay, great. Well, you can go be upset upstairs."
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"I have to go."
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"It's important to watch yourself, Jared. Now, check it out."
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"Now, watch how I listen to her."
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"that helped make you better at the process?"
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"Wait, now watch. Shut up."
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"It's me, Richard Hendricks."
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