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Clips from Friends - The One with the Blind Dates (S09E09)

"The plan is working!"
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"Don't do the plan laugh."
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"The first dates we've had in months, and they were both such disasters."
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"You know, it is weird..."
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"...that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful..."
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"...on the same night Joey set you up on a date that didn't even show."
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"Wait a minute."
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"You don't think it was intentional?"
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"l mean, that's just stupid."
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"We're geniuses."
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"Oh, they see us. Oh, they look mad."
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"-Where? -Mexico!"
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"Can you believe they're still not here?"
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"What are the chances?"
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"l know, l'm so bummed."
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"Could we have our free crab cakes now?"
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"Being stood up two nights in a row has left a crab cake sized hole in my heart."
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"Although we do have a pool going to see how long it takes that guy to cry."
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"l have such fat hands!"
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"-Morning, roomie. -Hey!"
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"lt's so great to be back here. You're making it so easy on me and Emma."
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"And when does she stop crying all night?"
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"Yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody."
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"...l mean hold down so he wouldn't turn over and flash me."
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"Joey, you fixed him up with his perfect woman."
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"Yes, the plan."
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"Oh, my God. Today's the 6th?"
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"No!"
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"...because you thought a deer was staring through the window."
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"Okay."
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"That's right. l have no money, l'm not funny..."
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"Oh, wait, that's the end of a different plan."
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"This is unbelievable. l have never been so insulted in my life."
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"Now, if you'll wrap up my free crab cakes, l'll be on my way."
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"lt's easy. You just walk in on them having sex."
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"-What? -We've been stood up."
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"l may not have kids. Someone's gotta carry on the family name."
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"They're so perfect for each other. lt's crazy."
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"l had this date last night. Yuck!"
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"Joey, hey. l'm so excited."
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"-l set Rachel up with the worst guy. -All right. Who is he?"
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"Sorry."
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"...but maybe we'll have some laughs,'' that ain't gonna happen."
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"You're making money off my misery?"
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"Oh, come on."
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"l can tell by Chandler's hair. You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for once?"
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"She's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she screams, but...."
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"...in front of the B-A-B-Y."
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"Well, Ross does."
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"Goody!"
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"Rachel asked me if l knew anyone for her too."
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"[ENGLlSH]"
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"Well, what happened?"
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"''Why's she out with him? He must be rich.''"
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"No, no, no, l admire a man who can cry."
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"l was just asking because l need someone to watch Emma tonight."
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"l know, that just pushes them further and further apart."
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"l'm fine, l'm fine. lt's just...."
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"l hear that's bad."
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"Someone average height, dark hair? Or perhaps doing a puzzle?"
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"-Bye. -Bye."
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"-What? -Look, l mean, come on..."
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"l'm not funny, either."
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"Hey, now, wait a minute, Phoebe told me..."
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"l lost it to drugs."
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"Hey, where are all my ovulation sticks? There's only one here."
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"Emma?"
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"Although l was hoping to have sex tonight."
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"What? What do you mean, ''there you are''? Where was she?"
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"You almost had me."
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"lt's just as well."
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"Why is the bedroom door closed?"
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"l think it's great you're going on a date. lt sounds healthy."
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"-Hello? -Hey, Rach, how's it going?"
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"l think we may have really done it this time."
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"l'll call her and tell her the date's canceled and find him somebody else."
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"You remembered to put clothes on this morning."
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"And even if they weren't..."
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"...when you walk in on a woman using a breast pump...."
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"So how are you?"
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"-l'm okay. -Really?"
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"Maybe start seeing other people."
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"Sure, why not? ln fact, if you know anyone that'd be good for me...?"
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"You know what's crazy? These jars."
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"Suddenly l wish l was reading my own name."
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"Come on, who loves puzzles?"
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"Emma? Emma, look at me!"
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"l might have checked to see if l was ovulating a couple times."
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"...go home alone tonight."
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"l just have to say this."
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"lt's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money."
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"Really?"
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"...this."
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"lf it makes you feel any better, l wish my date hadn't shown up."
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"They figured it out. They're coming. Run!"
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"l know. A double blind date and we both get stood up."
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"Guys, give it a rest. Nobody's betting on you tonight."
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"Well, if you stay till 9:20, l am."
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