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Clips from The Simpsons - Last Exit to Springfield (S04E04)

"Okay, but it's the last time."
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"We don't have to be adversaries, Homer."
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"[ Thinking ] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?"
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"And if you'll scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."
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"Wait a minute. Is he coming on to me?"
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"I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?"
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"Oh, my God! He is coming on to me."
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"After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows."
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"- [ Chortling, Clicks Tongue ] - [ Silent Scream ]"
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"Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"Lisa, so you won't be scared..."
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"This is the scraper, this is the poker..."
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"and this happy little fellow is the gouger."
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"- [ Loud Whirring ] - [ Whimpers ]"
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"is chiseling some teeth out of your jaw bone."
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"[ British Accent ] Look, fellas! It's Lisa in the sky!"
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"No diamonds though."
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"Look out for the campy drawing of Queen Victoria!"
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"Oh, no!"
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"- God, help us! - Help us."
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"The mirror."
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"Honey, you look fine."
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"[ Barking ]"
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"-[Door Bell Rings] - Who is it?"
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"- [Man]Goons. - Who?"
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"- Hired goons. - Hired goons?"
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"[ Sinister Chortling ]"
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"Ah, Homer, I hope Crusher and Low Blow didn't hurt you."
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"You know, you could have just called me."
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"Hired goons?"
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"This is the largest TV in the free world."
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"This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters."
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"Let's see."
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""It was the best of times, it was the "blurst' of times"?"
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"- You stupid monkey! - [ Hooting ]"
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"Oh, shut up."
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"[Water Dripping]"
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"- And this is my basement. - Gee, it's not as nice as the other rooms."
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"Yes, I really should stop ending the tour with it."
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"I have to go to the bathroom."
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"Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?"
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"It doesn't take a whiz to see that you're looking out for number one."
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"Nope. Nope. Nope."
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"[ Sighs ] He wouldn't even hear me out."
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"Uh... yeah."
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"Well, you've won this round, Simpson..."
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"[ Laughing ] Aah! Ohh!"
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"A bug, I tell you! A bug! [ Laughing ]"
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"[ Sighs ] I'm gonna resign."
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"I don't know why they made me union president in the first place."
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"Guys are always patting my bald head for luck..."
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"pinchin' my belly to hear my girlish laugh."
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"Hmm. That doesn't sound like they like you at all."
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"Batten down those cowlicks. Straighten that part."
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"Uncross those eyes, mister."
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"- But I can't! - Oh, sorry, Quigley."
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"Come on, honey. Smile!"
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"I bet you've got a beautiful smile."
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"Why don't you share it with the world?"
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"- [ Gasps ] There is no God! -[Shutter Clicks]"
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"Fellow workers, I've been meeting with Mr. Burns day and night, and I've had enough."
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"- All opposed? -[Man]Nay."
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"Who keeps saying that?"
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"It was him. Let's get him, fellas."
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"[ Angry Shouting ]"
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"[ Chuckling ]"
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"## [ Acoustic Guitar]"
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"## [ Folk Ballad ]"
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"Smithers, get me some strikebreakers, the kind they had in the '30s."
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"We can't bust heads like we used to..."
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"- but we have our ways. - [ Murmuring Agreement ]"
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"like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville."
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"I needed a new heel for my shoe..."
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"so I decided to go to Morganville..."
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"which is what they called Shelbyville in those days."
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"So I tied an onion to my belt..."
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"which was the style at the time."
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"Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel."
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""Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say."
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"Now, where were we? Oh, yeah!"
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"The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt..."
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"[ Shouting ]"
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"Full power, Smithers."
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"## [ Folk Ballad Continues ]"
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"Ooh, look at him strutting around Like he's cock of the walk."
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"Well, let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!"
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"- Hmm? - Why, you and I can run this plant ourselves."
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"Tonight on Smartline, the power plant strike--"
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"argle-bargle or foofaraw?"
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"With us tonight are plant owner C.M. Burns..."
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"union kingpin Homer Simpson..."
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"and talk show mainstay Dr. Joyce Brothers."
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"- I brought my own mike! - Yes. Well."
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"[ Screams ]"
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"My director is telling me not to talk to you anymore."
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"- Whoo-hoo! - Mr. Burns, you mentioned you wanted an opening tirade."
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"No one will be spared! No one!"
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"A chilling vision of things to come."
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"[ Dings ]"
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"- Oh, for God's sake! - [ Whimpers ]"
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"Good-bye, Springfield!"
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"From hell's heart, I stab at thee!"
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"Look at them all, through the darkness I'm bringing."
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"They sing without blenders."
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"Ooh! Tell Simpson I'm ready to deal."
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"on one condition--"
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"you must resign as head of the union."
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"Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Homer Simpson..."
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"[ Whooping ]"
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"- We're going back to work! - [ All Cheering ]"
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"Oh, honey, you can hardly see your new braces!"
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"And that's the tooth!"
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"Oops. I left the gas on."
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"[Laughing Continues]"
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"- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!"
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"-"
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"[Chorus] ## The Simpsons ##"
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"[Whistle Blowing]"
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