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Clips from The O.C. - The Family Ties (S02E02)

"I probably have the wrong apartment. Sorry."
The O.C.
"I came over to say hi, see how your vacation was."
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"Sorry, I just... I didn't expect you to be here."
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"Who, the large shirtless guy that answered the door..."
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"You know, I am..."
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"- so hung over right now. I just think... - Are you?"
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"Well, have you... have you eaten anything?"
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"You want me to maybe put some coffee on or fix you a sandwich?"
The O.C.
"Fix me a sandwich?"
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"Okay. Okay, I'm trying to do the math here and, uh... well, I have a few questions."
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"It's just, my head is killing me and... So, it was nice to see you."
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"Nice."
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"Oh... I know."
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"It's like the more edgy and dangerous she became,"
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"the more I became like a Jewish grandmother."
The O.C.
"Not your grandmother. Keep shucking, Seth."
The O.C.
"I want dinner ready by the time your mother gets home."
The O.C.
"Maybe you should go and shuck 'em yourself, old man."
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"- We wanted to surprise you. - I have a little surprise myself."
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"- Look who's joining us. - Oh!"
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"We were having coffee and we were talking and then we did a little shopping."
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"And next thing you know, it was dinner time."
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"I think dinner with all of us would be really nice."
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"- Don't you, Ryan? - Nice, yeah."
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"Why did you and DJ cancel on me today?"
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"I was looking forward to meeting him."
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"What?"
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"- Marissa. That... what? - Dad, I saw you."
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"Okay. Look... I know how it must have looked."
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"But you know, that was before she was married to someone else."
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"I mean, don't you remember how she ruined your life and mine?"
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"- Things are different now. - Oh, really?"
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"So you're not back to lying, cheating, and sneaking around again?"
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"I thought you were past that."
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"Please, let me, let me, let me explain."
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"We've already lived through this once."
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"You know, for once, I wish you would just grow up and be like a real dad."
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"Hey, I just, uh, I needed to borrow a wife-beater for tonight."
The O.C.
"Yeah, and why are you wearing it?"
The O.C.
"Well, Alex, she called me nice, Ryan."
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"So what I'm trying to do is cultivate more of a, more of a bad boy image."
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"Yeah, I don't think that's going to get the job done."
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"You're right. I need to borrow your wrist cuff."
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"- No. Just, no. - All right."
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"Not at all. I mean, we had a really nice family dinner."
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"I know, I thought so. Which is part of the problem, right? Got it."
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"I mean, Lindsay wants to hang out with the sister she never knew she had,"
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"which paves the way for me to become the brooding bad boy."
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"- You realize we're both screwed? - Dude, I'm wearing a wife-beater."
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"- What's that? - What's what? Oh, this?"
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"- This is my good friend, John. - John?"
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"Yeah, that ought to take the edge off right there."
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"- Yeah, you guys seem real friendly. - We're super friendly."
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"I know, that's what Marissa said."
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"- Marissa knows? - She caught us."
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"Look, here's the deal. I can't be here and be with Julie."
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"But right now, I can't be here and... not be with Julie."
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"When Hailey left, I felt adrift."
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"and I came across this company that charters yachts for sale..."
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"or to my kids... to, to Julie."
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"which I-I still feel terrible about."
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"I spent the summer drunk on a boat with your 25-year-old sister,"
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"Well, they faxed over a contract a couple of weeks ago."
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"All I have to do is sign it and it's mine."
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"So, too bad Coop couldn't make it."
The O.C.
"Um, Zach, only I can call her Coop. It's kind of weird when you say it."
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"Got it. Too bad Marissa couldn't make it."
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"kept this huge secret from me."
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"- I know. - Hey! Modest Mouse!"
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"Ew! You're like so sweaty. Come here. Wait."
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"Your breath smells like Marissa! You are so drunk!"
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"So, hey, you guys are hanging out. That's cool."
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"Cool with what?"
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"They're really good. What's the matter?"
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"You know what? You're the matter. I mean, you've been weird all night."
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"You've been weird pretty much since I showed up for dinner,"
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"which, by the way, was weird for me, too."
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"Uh, Kirsten wanted to hang out and she's really cool."
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"Which means kissing me is like kissing your sister or step-aunt."
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"Ryan! You have to take Seth home, right now."
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"He is wasted and leaving a path of destruction in his wake."
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"See?"
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"And he puked all over the merchandise table, which I now have to go and mop up."
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"This is the Cohen residence in the heezy."
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"Okay, okay, we've got to be really stealth here."
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"Hey, I was all-camp, Capture The Flag, Camp Tacaho, I invented the stealth."
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"- That's right, you did. - I sure did!"
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"But you're yelling. You need to be quiet."
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"I haven't been this wasted since your first night in Newport, when we beat up those kids."
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"- You need the seat belt. - Little bit of that..."
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"- So you're going to end it? - Yeah. Yeah, I am."
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"Well, that's great, Dad."
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"But, it's, uh, it's... it's more complicated than that."
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"I need to learn how to be a real dad."
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"Yeah, I'm moving to Maui."
The O.C.
"so when you leave it should be interesting to see how things go."
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"But, uh, I'll see you tonight."
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"Oh, and also to apologize for whatever happened last night."
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"You don't have to apologize to me."
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"She won't answer my calls."
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"I'm sure I can be a good bad boy, not a bad bad boy."
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"- Mm-hmm. Good luck with that. Aspirin? - Thank you."
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"Oh, if it isn't my son, the wine-oh"
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"You guys found out?"
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"Your dad's been waiting for you to leave the room, so he can send you back to it."
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"It's Jimmy Cooper's going away party."
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"Even though this headache is just"
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"far worse than any punishment that you could administer..."
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"I need to go see a girl very fast, and then I will come straight home."
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"Now, which girl is this? The one who thinks you're too nice?"
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"The one you're trying to impress by drinking a fifth of Jack?"
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"So I just need to talk to her really fast and I need to, you know, sort of, you know..."
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"You know what, maybe if I'm grounded, I shouldn't go to this party."
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"No, that's why I'm here. I wanted to give you a ride."
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"- Actually, I'm going to go alone. - You're going by yourself?"
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"Han Solo. Okay?"
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"- Summer, come on. - Hooking up with your tutor, Zach?"
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"Not even that cool in the '80's."
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"I mean, she could have at least been a hooker and helped you get into Princeton."
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"Sad day, thinking about Jimmy Cooper, huh?"
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